The Absolutely Positively Worlds Worst Joke Book

Author : Hal Horton
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781499313536
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Absolutely, Positively World's Worst Joke Book! written by Hal Horton and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-05-12 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joke books abound. So why is this book so different from the pack? Jokes spread like the flu at parties, gatherings of friends, around the water cooler at work. There is always at least one hapless soul compelled by some unknown or even mystical force to tell an anecdote, a story ..... a joke. The fateful event inevitably begins with the universal opening line: "Tell me if you've heard this one before." The listeners' defense mechanisms kick immediately into high gear and no matter how funny you think the joke is, the battle lines have been drawn and your uphill climb has begun. Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could wade into the crowd and launch your assault with the perfectly disarming opener: "Hey, everybody. I just read this really great book; it was full of really rotten jokes. Let me share one with you." The audience expectations have been reduced to rock bottom. There will even be relaxed smiles on some faces as the listeners anticipate a truly awful joke, allowing you to cut into the conversation and satisfy your mystical compulsion. Moreover, the audience may even still be there after you have finished! Yes, this book will have performed a true social service.

Author : Max Hodes
Publisher : Sphere
ISBN 13 : 9780708816059
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.53/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Worst Joke Book written by Max Hodes and published by Sphere. This book was released on 1979 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Joshua Bailey
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781727342802
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.01/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Caution! written by Joshua Bailey and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To the dad who never runs out of corny jokes, to the friend who always has to have the last laugh. To the brother who's hard to buy for, to the guy who's always bored when he's pooping. This book is for you! The gag gift that will leave everyone laughing at the world's worst joke book.

Author : Todd Barry
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501117440
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Thank You for Coming to Hattiesburg written by Todd Barry and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “With this charming, sardonic debut, stand up comedian and actor Todd Barry makes readers laugh as hard as the audiences at his shows” (Publishers Weekly) in this hilarious book of travel essays from his time on tour in the US, Canada, and Israel. Hello. It’s Todd Barry. Yes, the massively famous comedian. I have billions of fans all over the world, so I do my fair share of touring. While I love doing shows in the big cities (New York, Philadelphia), I also enjoy a good secondary market (Ithaca, Bethlehem). Performing in these smaller places can be great because not all entertainers stop there on tour; they don’t expect to see you. They’re appreciative. They say things like “Thank you for coming to Hattiesburg” as much as they say “Nice show.” And almost every town has their version of a hipster coffee shop, so I can get in my comfort zone. My original plan was to book one secondary market show in all fifty states, in about a year, but that idea was funnier than anything in my act. So, instead of all fifty states in a year, my agent booked multiple shows in a lot of states, plus Israel and Canada. Thank You for Coming to Hattiesburg is part tour diary, part travel guide, and part memoir (Yes, memoir. Just like the thing presidents and former child stars get to write). Follow me on my journey of small clubs, and the occasional big amphitheater. Watch me make a promoter clean the dressing room toilet in Connecticut, see me stare at beached turtles in Maui, and see how I react when Lars from Metallica shows up to see me at a rec center in Northern California. I’d love to tell you more, but I need to go book a flight to Evansville, Indiana.

Author : Gyles Brandreth
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.36/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Longest, Shortest, Biggest, Smallest, Best and Worst Joke Book in the World written by Gyles Brandreth and published by . This book was released on 1982 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Anne Stuart
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951309169
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Absolutely Positively Worst Man in England, Scotland and Wales written by Anne Stuart and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-18 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kit Adderley is the worst man in England, a bored libertine who'll do anything to entertain himself, including kidnapping the strong-minded, freckled dab of a girl promised to his partner in crime.Bryony Marton is trapped in a quiet life and looking for escape, when her awful fiancé's best friend inadvertently offers it. Everything would be fine if he hadn't kidnapped her pretty young cousin as well. And now there's a handsome young Bow Street Runner chasing them..!On the road, Bryony embraces her freedom, and she's more than willing to embrace her captor, a man who kicks over convention and isn't nearly as bad as he and the rest of the world think he is, but now she has a new problem: how to convince the worst man in England, Scotland and Wales that he's the best man for her?

Author : Judith Viorst
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416985956
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day written by Judith Viorst and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-22 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recounts the events of a day when everything goes wrong for Alexander. Suggested level: junior, primary.

Author : Egmont Books, Limited
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780723578819
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Another World's Worst Joke Book written by Egmont Books, Limited and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Jack Jacoby
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1425145418
Total Pages : 1315 pages
Book Rating : 4.15/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Biggest Joke Book Ever written by Jack Jacoby and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 1315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.

Author : Tony Husband
Publisher : Ebury Press
ISBN 13 : 9780091912307
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.0X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book World's Worst Jokes written by Tony Husband and published by Ebury Press. This book was released on 2006 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most joke books at least attempt to make you laugh. A chuckle, a giggle, even an outright guffaw. Something you can repeat to your friends and be guaranteed to raise a smile. That's what a joke book is for. Right? Well, not this one. This is a collection of the world's most cringe-worthy jokes told by Tony Husband, proud contender for the title of world's worst joke-teller. Jokes so awful they will make you wince, groan and bang your head in disbelief. And should you tell them to your friends, they won't be your friends much longer. Dip in, and prepare not to be amused.