Golf Joke Book

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694940766
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.64/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes

Author : J. Alexander Poulton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781897277522
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Golf Joke Book written by J. Alexander Poulton and published by . This book was released on 2010-03-16 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mulligans, holes-in-one, men vs. women, impossible shots... the best way to deal with your golf addiction is to laugh at it: * One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sheer nightie. ''Tie me up,'' she purred, ''and you can do anything you want.'' So he tied her up and went golfing. * Did you hear the one about the wife who got hit in the head with a golf ball on the first hole and died? The husband was so distraught he only played the front nine. * Q: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? A: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. * Wife: You think so much about your golf game you don't even remember when we were married. Husband: Of course I do, dear. It was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt. * The difference between golf and tennis is that tennis is murder -- you just want to kill the other player -- but golf is suicide -- you just want to kill yourself.

Author : Ray Foley
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402247478
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book God Loves Golfers Best written by Ray Foley and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Author : Gerd De Ley
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1578268400
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.05/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Golfer's Book of Wit & Wisdom written by Gerd De Ley and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of golf jokes, one-liners, and witty quotations perfect for every fan of golf. The great Arnold Palmer famously remarked that golf is, "Without a doubt, the greatest game mankind has ever invented." He goes on to say that golf is "deceptively simple and endlessly complicated" and "at the same time rewarding and maddening." The Golfer's Book of Wit & Wisdom seeks to encompass everything there is to love about golf. Collecting over 350 sayings containing the wisdom and wit from the world within and outside of golf, this book promises to be a cherished and fun collectible for every fan.

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780473557461
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book For the Golfer Who Has Everything written by Team Golfwell and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781087400013
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.15/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Adult Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for funny adult golfing jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Here you will find plenty of rude and crude funny adult golf jokes.These mucky smutty coarse golfing jokes will make you smile that's for sure.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best adult golfing jokes and puns. Hopefully these dirty golf jokes won't drive you around the bend.Buy it now.

Author : Chip Putt
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781502553751
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.59/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Two Golf Balls Rolled Into a Bar written by Chip Putt and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-10-29 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a new golf joke book containing 285 golf jokes which will knock the head covers off your clubs. None of the jokes have curse words so the book is suitable for males and females of all ages.Think of it for Father or Mothers' day gift, birthday gift or for a golfer at work.All the jokes were never before published and were written after 2012. This means the jokes are new and deal with more current and laughable opportunities. For example: ”>Rory McIlroy said, "Yesterday I had 5 doubles in a row." His pal replied, "Scotch I hope!"The book has 33 chapters such as:'14 Signs You Are Addicted to Golf,' 27 answers to 'What If Golf Were Never Invented,' and 8 jokes that start with "My game is so bad that...".Just about ALL of the 11,400 golf joke books found on the 'net' are collections or compilations of previously published old jokes. NOT THIS BOOK!!!

Author : Gene Perret
Publisher : Familius
ISBN 13 : 9781942934769
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport written by Gene Perret and published by Familius. This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 175 original gags and one-liners about golf from the award-winning comedy writers who provided many of Bob Hope's golf jokes.

Author : Charlotte Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781705878125
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes for Ladies written by Charlotte Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.

Author : Justin J. Exner
Publisher : Greenleaf Book Group
ISBN 13 : 9780966531916
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J. Exner and published by Greenleaf Book Group. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book was written for all the weekend hackers who are hopelessly addicted to chasing a little white ball all over God's green earth. These are just some of the best excuses that I have heard and used for terrible shots.