Guess What? Cat Butt!

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ISBN 13 : 9781643400730
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Guess What? Cat Butt! by : What the Farce Publishing

Download or read book Guess What? Cat Butt! written by What the Farce Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Chicken Butt's Back!

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Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1613120753
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Chicken Butt's Back! by : Erica S. Perl

Download or read book Chicken Butt's Back! written by Erica S. Perl and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-11-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Erica S. Perl and Henry Cole team up once again to deliver spot-on humor with their unforgettable chicken character. In this cheeky (sorry!) sequel to the wildly fun Chicken Butt!, the young jokester and his chicken muse are back, but this time they're trying to trick Mom. She thinks she has caught on to the gag, but as she distractedly does the grocery shopping, she falls victim to a flurry of jokes using homonyms and homophones—words such as "dear" and "deer," and "which" and "witch." Wordplay has never been so much fun. Like Chicken Butt!, this story encourages children to participate in a call-and-response reading format that reinforces their reading skills. Praise for Chicken Butt's Back! "Coles’ tickled-pink cartoonish artwork gets right into the mix, the chocolate chip to the cookie dough. The denouement is so merrily explosive that just to imagine the shrieking voices of a read-aloud is mightily cheering.” –Kirkus Reviews “Cole's kinetic, acrylic and colored pencil cartoons strike the right tone of mild disobedience.” –Publishers Weekly “Fans of Chicken Butt! are going to love this sequel. This is the kind of book that siblings will beg to read to each other, especially since it’s set up for two voices.” –School Library Journal

Chicken Butt!

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Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1613124333
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Chicken Butt! by : Erica S. Perl

Download or read book Chicken Butt! written by Erica S. Perl and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-10-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know what? What? Chicken butt! The classic schoolyard joke has been recast as an irreverent picture book, with call-and-response parts for parent and child. The word repetition in Erica S. Perl’s text, and wonderfully comic illustrations by beloved artist Henry Cole, make this a particularly inviting book for new readers, as does the opportunity to “trick†? a parent or other adult into participating in a very silly joke. The humor builds to a surprising and satisfying conclusion. Warning: Kids will want to read this one over and over and over again! “An unhinged piece of slap-happy rhyming...rocket-propelled artwork...the romp is a powerful piece of cacophony, more frenetic by the moment.†?—Kirkus Reviews

Cat Butts

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ISBN 13 : 9781545200131
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.30/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Cat Butts by : Val Brains

Download or read book Cat Butts written by Val Brains and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THANK YOU for your reviews! Didn't leave one yet? Please do! ps check out "CAT BUTTS IN LOVE"--purrfect for Valentine's Day! What better way to salute your favorite cat butts than by coloring them? Cat Butts: A Coloring Book is the perfect adult coloring book for stress relief and relaxation after a long day at the cat butt-less office. Cat Butts is the perfect companion to the cat butt magnet set we all know you already have. You can color your favorite pages, tear them out and display them proudly on your fridge for all to see. follow along on instagram @CatButtColoringhttps://www.instagram.com/catbuttcoloring/ follow along on facebook @POOP Coloring Book & CAT BUTTS Coloring Bookhttps://www.facebook.com/PoopColoringBook/

Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier!): A Coloring Book

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ISBN 13 : 9781733702201
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier!): A Coloring Book by : Val Brains

Download or read book Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier!): A Coloring Book written by Val Brains and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-05 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The latest from the author of the bestselling Cat Butts, A Coloring Book: Hold on to Uranus and prepare for a coloring adventure that is out of this world! Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier) is the #purrfect gift for the #catlover in your life. Planets, aliens, solar systems, spaceships, black holes and lots more get the #catbutt treatment in this unconventional coloring book for people with a hearty sense of humor and a love for all things #outerspace. Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier) is the perfect companion to the cat butt magnet set you and your friends already have. You can color your favorite pages, tear them out and display them proudly on your fridge for all to see, or even mail them to a cat-loving friend.

We Are the Cat

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Publisher : Harmony
ISBN 13 : 9780307339188
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis We Are the Cat by : Terry Bain

Download or read book We Are the Cat written by Terry Bain and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2006 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you wonder what your cat is thinking while stalking the tablecloth fringe or racing through the living room on clearly important but ultimately mysterious business? As a mere human being, or “Lap” as they call our kind, you might never guess the complexities of the feline mind. But fear not, dear reader, you are about to be taken into the confidence of a cat. The Door “When we are inside the house we are often thinking of the outside, of how many cats may be walking through our yard, sitting on our fences, leaving scentmarkings for us to find. So we go to the door and wait at the door and wonder, again, what on earth is the purpose of the door.” A Paper Bag “We have spent many hours attempting to discover the secrets of the paper bag, to no avail. Even when we surprise it, leaping from a high place, the paper bag acts exactly the same way, and we find no creature inside. How does that work? By what physical laws does it operate? It is a mystery. And we do love a good mystery. Just not at our expense.” In the Sink “We do not understand or appreciate your fascination with our occupation of the sink portion of the household. The reasons we are here, in the sink—despite the risk of wetness—are obvious, are they not? The sink is cooler than most places in the house. The coolness from the sink surrounds us as no other coolness can surround us. If there was a sink Out of Doors, that would be one less reason for us to come home at night. But there isn’t a sink Out of Doors. So here we are. In the sink. Trying to sleep. Just a nap, you know.” Hilarious and clever, silly yet profound, We Are the Cat brings you into the inner life of cats, revealing the many joys hidden in a piece of string, the deliciousness of sleeping in a sink or in the sunshine, the endless mystery of what is on the other side of the door, and what our cats really see as they observe us from their perches. A NOTE FROM AUTHOR TERRY BAIN’S CAT Dear Reader, When we first heard that the “author” of this book—or, as we sometimes refer to him, Scratch—was writing about us, we were nonplussed. But then we gave it some thought. Some timely and careful consideration. And we have come to the following conclusion: We are not inclined to allow him to write a book about us. We have been watching him, and reading what he’s written so far—the book about dogs and such, with references to us scattered about—and we do not entirely approve. (We also would ask why on earth he would choose to write about dogs before writing about cats. This we feel speaks directly to his character, and we therefore must assume that he is more seriously flawed than we previously thought. So, no, he should not write this book.) It isn’t that we don’t agree with much of what he has written about dogs (though what we have read makes little sense to us. We understand “reading,” and “language,” but the sense it makes is much like dogs themselves—that is, not much sense at all). We would hope that should he write a book about us that we will not be made the butt of his jokes. We are in favor of people knowing us better so as to leave us alone more often (when we want to be left alone), or to appreciate us as they should (when we want to be appreciated). But we are not in favor of a book that does not take us seriously, or that paints a picture of us that is untoward, or that is otherwise not written by a cat. He is not a cat and therefore should not be allowed to write such a book, no matter how seriously he writes about us, no matter how catlike he seems to be at times (or doglike, as it were, which we think should disqualify him altogether). We do not wish him to speak for us. We will speak for ourselves. Kind regards, Swiper

Whose Baby Butt?

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Publisher : Adventure Publications
ISBN 13 : 164755229X
Total Pages : 91 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Whose Baby Butt? by : Stan Tekiela

Download or read book Whose Baby Butt? written by Stan Tekiela and published by Adventure Publications. This book was released on 2018-03-26 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh while you learn about baby animals. From fuzzy to feathery, baby animal butts are the silliest sights in nature. This hilarious book is the perfect companion to Whose Butt?, an acclaimed picture book by award-winning wildlife photographer Stan Tekiela. Readers are shown a baby animal’s behind and asked to guess, “Whose baby butt is this?” Then it’s time to turn the page and discover the answer! Features: Interactive text Sensational photographs Whose Baby Butt? will have kids laughing out loud as they’re introduced to a new variety of North American critters.

Cat Out of Hell

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Publisher : Melville House
ISBN 13 : 1612194435
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Cat Out of Hell by : Lynne Truss

Download or read book Cat Out of Hell written by Lynne Truss and published by Melville House. This book was released on 2015-03-03 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Acclaimed New York Times bestselling author Lynne Truss (Eats, Shoots & Leaves) is back with a mesmerizing and hilarious tale of cats and murder For people who both love and hate cats comes the tale of Alec Charlesworth, a librarian who finds himself suddenly alone: he’s lost his job, his beloved wife has just died. Overcome by grief, he searches for clues about her disappearance in a file of interviews between a man called "Wiggy" and a cat, Roger. Who speaks to him. It takes a while for Alec to realize he’s not gone mad from grief, that the cat is actually speaking to Wiggy . . . and that much of what we fear about cats is true. They do think they’re smarter than humans, for one thing. And, well, it seems they are! What’s more, they do have nine lives. Or at least this one does – Roger’s older than Methuselah, and his unblinking stare comes from the fact that he’s seen it all. And he’s got a tale to tell, a tale of shocking local history and dark forces that may link not only the death of Alec’s wife, but also several other local deaths. But will the cat help Alec, or is he one of the dark forces? In the deft and comedic hands of mega-bestseller Lynne Truss, the story is as entertaining as it is addictive” (The Sunday Telegraph) – an increasingly suspenseful and often hysterically funny adventure that will please cat lovers and haters alike. And afterwards, as one critic noted, “You may never look at a cat in quite the same way again” (The Daily Mail).

I'm Not Sorry

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ISBN 13 : 9781985123120
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis I'm Not Sorry by : Rosa Silva

Download or read book I'm Not Sorry written by Rosa Silva and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These cats have destroyed curtains, scratched couches, bitten hands, shredded toilet paper... and they are not sorry. Now they decided to celebrate their achievements in these insightful and funny poems written by themselves.With titles like "It's 6 a.m., time to wake up", "I hate the vet", "Oops, I did it again", "Let me in", and "Red dot, red dot", this collection of laugh-out-loud poems offers a cat's view on common wacky and exasperating feline behavior. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers who appreciate hilarious insights into the feline nature.

The Adventures of Butthole Kitty

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ISBN 13 : 9781737041917
Total Pages : 20 pages
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Book Synopsis The Adventures of Butthole Kitty by : Shawna Watson

Download or read book The Adventures of Butthole Kitty written by Shawna Watson and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Butthole Kitty makes Alaskan Friends.