The Poop Diaries

Author : Abby Ross
Publisher : Black Rose Writing
ISBN 13 : 1684334268
Total Pages : 235 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Poop Diaries written by Abby Ross and published by Black Rose Writing. This book was released on 2020-02-06 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They come into our homes. They see us in our most fragile moments. Plumbers are a fixture in our lives. When a toilet clogs, a faucet leaks, or a sewer line plugs, we call those unsung heroes, desperately seeking help. They scoop out our poop and pull underwear, toothbrushes and cotton balls out of our toilets, doing whatever it takes to get the job done. On a late Wednesday evening, after my toilet clogged, I asked our plumber to share his top five “greatest hits.” The stories were so hilarious, I had to share them with the world. The Poop Diaries features true stories told by my plumber, and many other plumbers, about the most memorable service jobs they have worked on and most unique people they have helped. Whether it’s nudity, rats, fake vaginas, dildos, snakes, weapons and so much more, these plumbers have seen and smelled it all.

Author : Nathan Cameron
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)

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Download or read book When Poop Gets Stuck! written by Nathan Cameron and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-24 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody poops, and every child has weird, wild, and hilarious adventures with poop. Join Timmy and his family in one of the funniest stories as they encounter ridiculous, disgusting, epic turds that just will not move! This is the perfect children's book to combat the crushing news we receive every day. We don't need a teaching book right now. What we need is the sound of laughter, and smiles all around. This is the bedtime story that will put a smile on your child's face every night!

Author : David Waltner-Toews
Publisher : ECW Press
ISBN 13 : 1770903976
Total Pages : 157 pages
Book Rating : 4.75/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Origin of Feces written by David Waltner-Toews and published by ECW Press. This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An entertaining and enlightening exploration of why waste matters, this cultural history explores an often ignored subject matter and makes a compelling argument for a deeper understanding of human and animal waste. Approaching the subject from a variety of perspectives--evolutionary, ecological, and cultural--this examination shows how integral excrement is to biodiversity, agriculture, public health, food production and distribution, and global ecosystems. From primordial ooze, dung beetles, bug frass, cat scats, and flush toilets to global trade, pandemics, and energy, this is the awesome, troubled, uncensored story of feces.

Author : Lauren Slater
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0679462791
Total Pages : 155 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Prozac Diary written by Lauren Slater and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the acclaimed Welcome to My Country describes in this provocative and funny memoir the ups and downs of living on Prozac for ten years, and the strange adjustments she had to make to living "normal life." Today millions of people take Prozac, but Lauren Slater was one of the first. In this rich and beautifully written memoir, she describes what it's like to spend most of your life feeling crazy--and then to wake up one day and find yourself in the strange state of feeling well. And then to face the challenge of creating a whole new life. Once inhibited, Slater becomes spontaneous. Once terrified of maintaining a job, she accepts a teaching position and ultimately earns several degrees in psychology. Once lonely, she finds love with a man who adores her. Slater is wonderfully thoughtful and articulate about all of these changes, and also about the downside of taking Prozac: such matters as dependency, sexual dysfunction, and Prozac "poop-out." "The beauty of Lauren Slater's prose is shocking," said Newsday about Welcome to My Country, and Slater's remarkable gifts as a writer are present here in sentences that are like elegant darts, hitting at the center of the deepest human feelings. Prozac Diary is a wonderfully written report from inside a decade on Prozac, and an original writer's acute observations on the challenges of living modern life.

Author : Mike Barfield
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 153446722X
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.24/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You written by Mike Barfield and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with comics, diagrams, and “secret diaries,” this book is a wondrous, encyclopedic glance at a dizzying host of different things—from hearts to farts to coconuts—and makes a hilarious and informative guide for curious young readers. Join the hilarious exploration of “a day in the life” of nearly 100 things on Earth. Find out what exactly your tongue does all day long, how a Japanese knotweed destroys everything in its path, and why no two snowflakes are ever the same. From the gross and smelly to the beautiful and fascinating, this book is a treasure trove of entertaining information.

Author : Genghis Swan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781977639738
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Man Who Forgot How to Poop written by Genghis Swan and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-02 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An ancient superhero has kept this world safe for eons, but he's about to square off against his toughest opponent yet...his own pooper. This book answers the age-old question of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable bowel movement. Dive into an adventure that will tug on your heartstrings, challenge your perception of reality, and educate you on the importance of defecation.

Author : Roy Hattersley
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780446570190
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Buster's Diaries written by Roy Hattersley and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2009-11-29 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Buster, a half-German Shepherd mutt, was adopted by Roy Hattersley in December 1995. He began to dictate his diaries soon after his arrival. Buster became England's most famous dog in 1996 when he defended himself against a goose in St. James's Park -- a goose which, unfortunately, belonged to the Queen. Pursued by the press ever since, he has sought solace in writing. Buster's Diaries is the comically heart-warming true story of Buster's triumph over adversity, as he describes his rescue from a paw-to-mouth existence on scraps to his new life in the lap of luxury -- and at the same time reveals the secrets of the strange relationship between dog and the Man on the other end of the lead. Never before have readers been offered such insights into the aromatic canine world. The irresistible fragrance of chicken bones picked off the sidewalk. The special rituals required to receive delicious treats (pig ears, dog biscuits). The sawdust balls Buster must eat to stay healthy while the Man gobbles down chocolate cookies. The painful digestive consequences of eating cream filled cookies while still wrapped. The diaries also reveal the strain of living with the Man -- the constant power struggle of who's boss, the "training" ceremonies, the Man's strange excrement collection syndrome and reliance on new dog humiliation technology. Buster's Diaries will make you laugh and it will make you cry but it has a happy ending. While it exposes the man-made myths about d

Author : Jill Abramson
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1429996927
Total Pages : 255 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Puppy Diaries written by Jill Abramson and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An instructive and marvelously entertaining chronicle of a puppy's first year, by the executive editor of The New York Times One sparkling summer day, Jill Abramson brought home a nine-week-old golden retriever named Scout. Over the following year, as she and her husband raised their adorable new puppy, Abramson wrote a hugely popular column for The New York Times's website about the joys and challenges of training this rambunctious addition to their family. Dog-lovers from across the country inundated her with e-mails and letters, and the photos they sent in of their own dogs became the most visited photo album on the Times's site in 2009. Now Abramson has gone far beyond the material in her column and written a detailed and deeply personal account of Scout's first year. Part memoir, part manual, part investigative report, The Puppy Diaries continues Abramson's intrepid reporting on all things canine. Along the way, she weighs in on such issues as breeders or shelters, adoption or rescue, raw diet or vegan, pack-leader gurus like Cesar Millan or positive-reinforcement advocates like Karen Pryor. What should you expect when a new puppy enters your life? With utterly winning stories and a wealth of practical information, The Puppy Diaries provides an essential road map for navigating the first year of your dog's life.

Author : The Smallest Room Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781651424728
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Lets Do This Shit a Poop Log Book and Journal written by The Smallest Room Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-26 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This practical poop tracking notebook is great as a functional health tracker and a gag gift! Poop is trending, funny and timeless! It's also a great way to track your bowel movements for discussing with your doctor. A diary with a sense of humor great for people with Crohn's Disease, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, colitis, celiac disease, or other health conditions where tracking your BMs is useful. Features: Convenient and portable 6x9 inch size Paperback Matte Cover 100 pages Space for recording: Date Time Food/Beverage Last Poop Smell, Color, Density, Appearance Notes and concerns And a sketch or drawing of what the poo looked like! Give this as a hilarious, yet useful poop journal as a gift or get one for yourself. Add to your cart now!

Author : James Patterson
Publisher : jimmy patterson
ISBN 13 : 031648749X
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dog Diaries written by James Patterson and published by jimmy patterson. This book was released on 2018-12-03 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in the doggone awesome, howl-ariously illustrated, bestselling series from the creator of Middle School! Rafe Khatchadorian’s lovable dog Junior gets his chance to shine. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I've been waiting for ages to tell my story, and now it's finally happening! Being Rafe's dog isn't always easy, but it is always EXCITING! I've got so much to tell you about: How I protect the yard from birds, raccoons, squirrels, raccoons, mail carriers ... and did I mention RACCOONS? Sniffing pooch posteriors for the latest canine news. And the terrifying monster hiding in the hall closet: the vacuum cleaner! These were all the most paw-some parts of my doggie life -- until the evil Mrs. Stricker threatened to send me back to the pound if I didn't learn to behave. Now Rafe and I have to go to obedience school and win the trophy for Best Trained Dog . . . or else!