The Morningwood Guardian

Author : Martin Deschatelets
Publisher : Expired Comics
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The MorningWood Guardian written by Martin Deschatelets and published by Expired Comics. This book was released on 2012 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The MorningWood Guardian is an over the top comedy. Centered around MorningWood Acres, a trailer park populated by unique individuals, this comedy challenges social norms and makes fun of stereotypes. The series focus is to develop funny, awkward and strange characters that people will enjoy laughing with and at. Around these parts, the law goes by the name of Chuck, the Parks Warden. Although not societys brightest, he protects its inhabitants with a unique power, his luscious blue mullet. Why would villains want to invade a trailer park? Thats a good question, we wouldnt think there would be much of a reason either. That being said read and discover.

Author : Martin Deschatelets
Publisher : Expired Comics
ISBN 13 : 0991707737
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.37/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The MorningWood Guardian written by Martin Deschatelets and published by Expired Comics. This book was released on 2012 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Previously on The MorningWood Guardian, To save his best friends testicles from a mob of angry squirrel hunters, Chuck unleashed the power of his mullet. Little did he know, this news would make its way to Brume Rose, the world's premier hairstylist. With a loose understanding of personal boundaries, Brume set off to take the wavy blue mullet for himself. One snip later, Brume managed to escape with one lock. Will this suffice? What will he do next? Will the citizens of MorningWood Acres recover from so many invasions? Find this out and more in this issue of the MorningWood Guardian.

Author : Eric Partridge
Publisher : Taylor & Francis
ISBN 13 : 9780415259385
Total Pages : 1150 pages
Book Rating : 4.8X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English: J-Z written by Eric Partridge and published by Taylor & Francis. This book was released on 2006 with total page 1150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Entry includes attestations of the head word's or phrase's usage, usually in the form of a quotation. Annotation ©2006 Book News, Inc., Portland, OR (booknews.com).

Author : Tom Dalzell
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1317372522
Total Pages : 864 pages
Book Rating : 4.23/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English written by Tom Dalzell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2015-06-26 with total page 864 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language.

Author : S.E. Law
Publisher : S.E. Law Romance
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 109 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tempting Her Guardian written by S.E. Law and published by S.E. Law Romance. This book was released on with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Piper: I showed up for cheerleading camp excited and breathless, but everything got screwed up when it came to sleeping arrangements. They were short on housing, so me and my best friend Romy have to share a cabin with two gorgeous, older men with rippling six packs, broad shoulders, and all-too-knowing blue eyes … who also happen to be our camp chaperones. Stan: I just want to say that I offered to chaperone for Camp Cheer with good intentions. But when me and my best friend George show up to find that we’ll be bunking with a pair of nubile teenage girls, let’s just say good intentions fly out the window … as the two women show us what it means to be tempted by utter filth. This is a follow-up to Babysitter of Sin. In this book, the saucy girl who lives down the block from Tracy is back! Piper was rumored to be hooking up with her guardian, but are the rumors true, or all they all hogwash? Read and find out, but be sure to bring a tall glass of lemonade because this story will have you sweating as you get a look at the utter debauchery that takes place at Camp Cheer. No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always a HEA for my readers.

Author : Kit Cox
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780993453519
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Morningwood written by Kit Cox and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-23 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beneath the streets of trendy 60's London an old and very cold war is about to bubble to the surface: Ancient feuds between creatures, long regarded as myth, threaten to spill back into the world of humans. Is it finally time for the Guardian of the early morning woods to step out of retirement? A ritual killing leads to a roller coaster world of espionage, brutal scooter gangs and mythical worlds as Mulberry Gale, investigator with a point to prove, decides to call in a favour from one of the greatest protectors of humanity. Can Professor Early Morningwood (yes he's fully aware) throw off the shackles of his self imposed exile and save not just one but two worlds from the machinations of an old foe? From the sleepy spires of Oxford to the trendy streets of sixties London and out into the wilds of Scotland It's time to find out if this Old Goat is a myth or a Legend.

Author : Ralph Cusack
Publisher : Dalkey Archive Press
ISBN 13 : 9780916583040
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.4X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cadenza written by Ralph Cusack and published by Dalkey Archive Press. This book was released on 1984 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like Melies's film The Hallucinations of Baron Munchausen, Ralph Cusack's Cadenza gives us a hero, Desmond, who finds himself caught between two worlds, the night before and the morning after, the past and the present, the world that is and the world that was.

Author : Sue Brown
Publisher : One Hat Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 183 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book His Guardian written by Sue Brown and published by One Hat Press. This book was released on 2023-06-28 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Greg is running out of second chances at a new life, but if he wants to stay breathing he has no choice. Will he find the family and love he's always dreamed of? When Greg Mitchelson’s home is torched and his employer killed, Greg fears it's retribution for his past testimony against a notorious drug gang. Alone, with no money and only the clothes on his back, Greg turns to Colm Riordan, the Deputy US Marshal who's protected Greg for the last 3 years. But Riordan doesn’t return Greg’s phone calls, and the local Marshal’s office refuses to help him. In desperation, Greg goes on the run to Wyoming to find his brother, Mitch, whom he hasn’t seen in over a decade. As he reconnects with his brother, Riordan appears, searching for his missing witness. But Greg needs the answers to a lot of questions before he’ll trust Riordan again. Why didn’t he return Greg’s call? Is Riordan there to help Greg – or kill him? Sue Brown's tense action series where risk and romance are played for high stakes. Passion and danger are always close to home in J.T’s Bar, where alpha men get a second chance at love. If you like MM Action and Adventure, and a Second Chance romance, this is the book for you.

Author : James Herbert Edwards
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 9781462821716
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.15/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Guardian Projects written by James Herbert Edwards and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2007-05-09 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On a chilly day in October of 1982, I uncovered an alien creature while trying to make an oil well location in Copperhead Hollow, West Virginia. Im not real good at driving a bulldozer but I managed to unearth the turtle shaped creature after he nicely, telepathically, talked me into it! It was a good thing that I liked Sci-Fi or I probably would have gone nuts! The creatures name is Pracon and he is a silicone creature from the Procyon system. I still see him occasionally. Not only did we communicate but before he left me the first time, he touched me mentally or I should say, he shocked me like a freakin electric line, leaving me with knowledge and brain power that I had never felt before. It was like he had supercharged my brain. I suddenly knew things I didnt understand, like images of other aliens, some quite frightening along with their strange dialects and languages. He also left me with a knowledge of the universe that included directions on how to get to different galaxies and planets as well as who lived there, how they lived, and whether they would love me or kill me. I gotta tell you, the nightmares I had for several months afterwards were horrible to say the least, yet nothing like what happened next. Several months did go by, with the nightmares and such. People started talking behind my back that I was possessed for I would sometimes talk to them in Tharx, a truly universal language, and then look at them like I expected them to understand me. Or avoid me when my eyes turned colors and tables and chairs started moving around me. I, myself, often looked into the mirror while shaving and didnt really recognize the person looking back at me. Joan, my girlfriend, my sweetheart, stayed with me through it all, and in the process became part of the bigger picture. Then one day a knock at the door produced a creature that was identical to the geologist I worked with, Rick, only this one wanted me dead. Had I not been on the phone talking to the real Rick, I sure I would have been killed that day and not just shot in the ass. But, using my new found intelligence I was able to paralyze the creature, a thing made of living tissue and metal, and get rid of its head before the damn thing blew up. Yes, it was freaky. And it got freakier. The explosion drew law enforcement officers from all over as well as a group of alien Guardians from the planet Entimall, short, white colored humanoids, who helped me subdue another humanlike creature masquerading this time as a paramedic. Yet their purpose for coming to our planet was not to help save me but to see if I would help them save their own world. By the time they found out I did not know what a Guardian was, I was visited by another creature, an red Altairian, a devilish looking man named Crouthhamel. He was their commander and quickly sent them packing, threatening to remove their sex organs from their chests for their violation of landing here! Ouch! Hes the one who enlisted me by first taking me to the backside of the moon and then sticking a Vega collar on my head. He didnt hurt me with it as its purpose was to educate not punish like some of them can do, he just tested me and taught me until the damn thing started smoking. Pracons imparted knowledge together with my own education and personality must have convinced him I would make a good Guardian for my sector of space. Thats when he gave me my very own spaceship! He didnt really give it to me, more like offered me to it. The ship was actually a living being and quite capable of acting on its own. Unfortunately it was only the second one ever made and, are you ready for this, the first one kinda went nuts so they had to destroy it. As you will see, I probably should have made a note to myself about that. Did it stop me from enlisting,

Author : Rose Bretécher
Publisher : Unbound Publishing
ISBN 13 : 178352166X
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Pure written by Rose Bretécher and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2016-04-07 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a major Channel 4 series Rose Cartwright has OCD, but not as you know it. Pure is the true story of her ten-year struggle with ‘Pure O’, a little-known form of the condition, which causes her to experience intrusive sexual thoughts of shocking intensity. It is a brave and frequently hilarious account of a woman who refused to give up, despite being undermined at every turn by her obsessions and enduring years of misdiagnosis and failed therapies. Eventually, the love of family and friends, and Rose’s own courage and sense of humour prevailed, inspiring this deeply felt and beautifully written memoir. At its core is a lesson for all of us: when it comes to being happy with who we are, there are no neat conclusions.