The Little Book Of Cheese Jokes

Author : Jake Harris
Publisher : Summersdale Publishers LTD
ISBN 13 : 1783726938
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.36/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Little Book of Cheese Jokes written by Jake Harris and published by Summersdale Publishers LTD. This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Which cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone. Which Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly. Why did the one-legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his Stilton. Whether you're in need of a pungent pun or a holey howler, this book offers a full smorgasbord—from the downright immature to the truly vintage.

Author : Quentin Parker
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 1783729708
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Little Book of Hangovers written by Quentin Parker and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2015-07-09 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’ve ever experienced a hangover from hell and vowed never to put yourself through that kind of pain again, then this book is for you. Packed with hangover cures, recipes, games and advice, it’ll help you survive the shakes, sweats and shame (until the next time). Just like a wild night out, this book offers the highs and lows of spending an evening with alcohol. Enjoy the ultimate party game to start things off, then check your level of drunkenness throughout the night (like the responsible drinker you are) with the drunk-o-meter, sight test, tongue twisters and more. But if your idea of a nice, relaxed night has turned into a drunken mess, the rest of the book will help you: Learn which type of hangover you have – and how to cure it Find out the truths and myths of hangover remedies Cook up a feast fit for a... hungover person Own your hangover and be ready for the next one!

Author : Sid Finch
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 1787838153
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.54/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Little Book of Foreign Swear Words written by Sid Finch and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2020-05-01 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever been lost for words abroad? When you want to get your point across abroad there’s only one way to do it: by swearing your ar*e off! Impress the world with a stream of multi-lingual profanity from this nifty pocket book.

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781912867493
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Wallace & Gromit Little Book of Cheese written by and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Chumley Wisencracker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Just Cheese written by Chumley Wisencracker and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-03 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just Cheese is the essential centerpiece of any cheese-related joke book collection. No matter whether you prefer aged Gouda or young Camembert, this book will leave you laughing too hard to cut the cheese. Perhaps you need to find a solid cheese joke for an important speech, or just need a book to read on the airplane, you can depend on Just Cheese to provide the tasty bite-sized morsels of humor that people crave. These jokes will help you overcome shyness, appear sophisticated and knowledgeable, and impress your friends at work all at the same time.Just Cheese is an absolutely humongous collection of cheese jokes from all over the world and even other planets and dimensions (perhaps). It is certainly a fantastic book to give as a gift to anyone for literally any occasion. Like, you could say, "hey it's Wednesday, my dudes, and so I got you this amazing book of cheese jokes." I mean, have you ever even seen an entire joke book dedicated to cheese jokes? Of course not, this is probably the first one. It's probably the first and it's indubitably the best and, all I'm saying, is that if I was you, I would be very interested in these jokes because they are pretty gouda. You are probably thinking, "There are so many joke books out there, why should I choose Just Cheese?" The answer is because Just Cheese is the greatest cheese-related joke book of all time ever. There's knock knock jokes, puns, clever quips and more, but no riddles because riddles aren't funny. Just Cheese is seriously, "forget-to-laugh and skip straight to crying and eating a whole pint of ice cream funny." Plus, everyone will be impressed when you know jokes about fancy cheese that they have never even tried. You haven't tried it either, maybe, but because you joked about it, everyone will think that you are like royalty. But really, you are just a savvy shopper who bought the funniest, most useful joke book of all time ever. Enjoy Just Cheese with friends, enemies, whatever, it's all good, just enjoy it like a fine cheese and become obese with humor. You will become so rotund that you will look like a Mimolette but instead of cheese mites, you will be covered in adoring fans addicted to your rich, creamy humor. You will also smell nicer.

Author : Tiffany Midge
Publisher : U of Nebraska Press
ISBN 13 : 1496215575
Total Pages : 215 pages
Book Rating : 4.74/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bury My Heart at Chuck E. Cheese's written by Tiffany Midge and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is there no Native woman David Sedaris? Or Native Anne Lamott? Humor categories in publishing are packed with books by funny women and humorous sociocultural-political commentary—but no Native women. There are presumably more important concerns in Indian Country. More important than humor? Among the Diné/Navajo, a ceremony is held in honor of a baby’s first laugh. While the context is different, it nonetheless reminds us that laughter is precious, even sacred. Bury My Heart at Chuck E. Cheese’s is a powerful and compelling collection of Tiffany Midge’s musings on life, politics, and identity as a Native woman in America. Artfully blending sly humor, social commentary, and meditations on love and loss, Midge weaves short, stand-alone musings into a memoir that stares down colonialism while chastising hipsters for abusing pumpkin spice. She explains why she does not like pussy hats, mercilessly dismantles pretendians, and confesses her own struggles with white-bread privilege. Midge goes on to ponder Standing Rock, feminism, and a tweeting president, all while exploring her own complex identity and the loss of her mother. Employing humor as an act of resistance, these slices of life and matchless takes on urban-Indigenous identity disrupt the colonial narrative and provide commentary on popular culture, media, feminism, and the complications of identity, race, and politics.

Author : Wesley Dale
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1784081051
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Say Cheese written by Wesley Dale and published by . This book was released on 2014-10-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What cheese do you use to lure a grizzly out of the woods? What cheese did they eat in the Hadron collider? How do they eat crumbly cheese in Wales? Find out the punchlines to these crackers (and more) in SAY CHEESE – a cute little hardback full of illustrated jokes, and the perfect gift for everyone who appreciates a good cheese or a bad pun. As Dr Johnson famously didn't say: 'When you are tired of cheese jokes, you are tired of life. Buy this book.'

Author : Orange Hippo!
Publisher : OH
ISBN 13 : 180069640X
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Little Book of Ultimate Dad Jokes written by Orange Hippo! and published by OH. This book was released on 2024-05-09 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad's Time to Shine! War. Work. Wives. Brexit. Cost of living. Cholesterol. In-laws. Lost youth. Kids. The list of things that make poor ol' Dad sad, tired and frustrated these days is growing by the minute, each one worse than the next. Dads have never been so unhappy, tired, stressed and overworked. Look at him – he looks terrible. He needs a break! While this may be terrible news for mums, grandparents and children, the return of dad jokes is the good news that all Dads needed to hear. It's packed with all the pun-tificating and funny feels Dads need to cheer them up... and get those laugh-out-loud groans they so desperately need to keep them operational. With more than 175 killer jokes (barely) contained within this tiny tome, this little book is so powerful with wholesome fatherly humour it will send the family packing to the in-laws in no time, just as Dad deserves. Job done. You're welcome. Why should you never trust stairs? Because they're always up to something.

Author : Wesley Dale
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1784082805
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Say Cheese written by Wesley Dale and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2014-10-23 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What cheese do you use to lure a grizzly out of the woods? What cheese did they eat in the Hadron collider? How do they eat crumbly cheese in Wales? Find out the punchlines to these crackers (and more) in SAY CHEESE – a cute little hardback full of illustrated jokes, and the perfect gift for everyone who appreciates a good cheese or a bad pun. As Dr Johnson famously didn't say: 'When you are tired of cheese jokes, you are tired of life. Buy this book.'

Author : Lee Bok
Publisher : Crombie Jardine Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1848398166
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Little Book of Chav Jokes written by Lee Bok and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2006-10-03 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Forget the jokes that have been doing the email rounds at work; Here is a collection of new Chav funnies.