The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Swimmers

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484936993
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.9X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Swimmers written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-05-11 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Swimmers is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Swimmers appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Swimmer knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Swimmer, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Swimmers. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484937006
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Swimming Instructors written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-05-11 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Swimming Instructors is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Swimming Instructors appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Swimming Instructor knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Swimming Instructor, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Swimming Instructors. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Justin Patrick
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781791772451
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.55/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Just Keep Swimming written by Justin Patrick and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-15 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're new to swimming or just want to swim better, then this book is for you!Here are a few reasons why you should swim: ► You get a serious workout► You can get a killer Olympic swimmer body► You have a survival skill that can save you or someone else from drowning ...and more!And her

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781492394969
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.63/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Swimmers written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-10-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Swimmers: Hundreds of Ways to Ditch Your Debt, Manage Your Money and Fix Your Finances is a groundbreaking resource filled with hundreds of strategies that will totally transform your life. The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Swimmers is filled with so many tips that even if you only implement a few of the ideas suggested, you'll still be able to repay your debts years sooner than would be otherwise possible. You'll discover how to:• Reduce the amount of interest you pay on your credit cards • Get your credit card companies to cut your interest rates • Save money and eliminate wasteful spending without totally changing your lifestyle • Have friends and relatives help you achieve your goals without giving you money • Reduce your living expenses • Pay less for almost everything you buy. This book is different than the other books on the market because it doesn't just offer a single strategy. It offers multiple methodologies that have all been proven to work. Since you're not locked into a single strategy, you can implement the ideas that suit you. Ask yourself: Do you want to get out of debt and live the life you want, or do you want to continue struggling others use your money get richer?

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490342368
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Swimmers written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07-21 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Swimmers: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Swimmers waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Swimmers is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Swimmers won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Swimmer who wastes money?

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781492394976
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Swimming Instructors written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-10-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Swimming Instructors: Hundreds of Ways to Ditch Your Debt, Manage Your Money and Fix Your Finances is a groundbreaking resource filled with hundreds of strategies that will totally transform your life. The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for Swimming Instructors is filled with so many tips that even if you only implement a few of the ideas suggested, you'll still be able to repay your debts years sooner than would be otherwise possible. You'll discover how to:• Reduce the amount of interest you pay on your credit cards • Get your credit card companies to cut your interest rates • Save money and eliminate wasteful spending without totally changing your lifestyle • Have friends and relatives help you achieve your goals without giving you money • Reduce your living expenses • Pay less for almost everything you buy. This book is different than the other books on the market because it doesn't just offer a single strategy. It offers multiple methodologies that have all been proven to work. Since you're not locked into a single strategy, you can implement the ideas that suit you. Ask yourself: Do you want to get out of debt and live the life you want, or do you want to continue struggling others use your money get richer?

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114164
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.66/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Swimmer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Swimmer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Swimmer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of swimmer jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one swimmer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many swimmer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do swimmer s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A swimmer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Swimmer turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the swimmer.The swimmer's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the swimmer who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do swimmers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490342344
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Swimming Instructors written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07-21 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Swimming Instructors: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Swimming Instructors waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Swimming Instructors is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Swimming Instructors won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Swimming Instructor who wastes money?

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781478119814
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Swimming Instructor Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-07-16 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Swimming Instructor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Swimming Instructor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Swimming Instructor Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Swimming Instructor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Swimming Instructor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Swimming Instructors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Swimming Instructor and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Swimming Instructor brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Swimming Instructor who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Swimming Instructors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : David Goggins
Publisher : David Goggins
ISBN 13 : 1544512260
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.66/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Can't Hurt Me written by David Goggins and published by David Goggins. This book was released on 2021-03-03 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestseller Over 2.5 million copies sold For David Goggins, childhood was a nightmare -- poverty, prejudice, and physical abuse colored his days and haunted his nights. But through self-discipline, mental toughness, and hard work, Goggins transformed himself from a depressed, overweight young man with no future into a U.S. Armed Forces icon and one of the world's top endurance athletes. The only man in history to complete elite training as a Navy SEAL, Army Ranger, and Air Force Tactical Air Controller, he went on to set records in numerous endurance events, inspiring Outside magazine to name him "The Fittest (Real) Man in America." In Can't Hurt Me, he shares his astonishing life story and reveals that most of us tap into only 40% of our capabilities. Goggins calls this The 40% Rule, and his story illuminates a path that anyone can follow to push past pain, demolish fear, and reach their full potential.