The Best Ever Book Of Racquetball Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478278474
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Racquetball Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Racquetball Player jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Racquetball Player Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Racquetball Player Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Racquetball Player joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Racquetball Player jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Racquetball Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Racquetball Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Racquetball Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Racquetball Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Racquetball Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484936474
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Racquetball Players written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-05-11 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Racquetball Players is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Racquetball Players appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Racquetball Player knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Racquetball Player, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Racquetball Players. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490344423
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.2X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Racquetball Players written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Racquetball Players: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Racquetball Players waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Racquetball Players is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Racquetball Players won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Racquetball Player who wastes money?

Author : Steve Strandemo
Publisher : Simon & Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9780671817121
Total Pages : 207 pages
Book Rating : 4.24/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Racquetball Book written by Steve Strandemo and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 1977 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents photographic sequences, descriptions, and practice drills to help players master racquetball strokes, shots, serves, and matchplay and doubles tacties

Author : Steve Strandemo
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780671725181
Total Pages : 207 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Racquetball Book written by Steve Strandemo and published by . This book was released on 1990-03-15 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Charles W. Manby
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tom Racquet and his three maiden aunts; with a word about 'the Whittleburys'. Illustr. by R. Cruikshank written by Charles W. Manby and published by . This book was released on 1844 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Charles W. Manby
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.65/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tom Racquet and His Three Maiden Aunts written by Charles W. Manby and published by . This book was released on 1848 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Steve Keeley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780695806514
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.13/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Complete Book of Racquetball written by Steve Keeley and published by . This book was released on 1976-01-01 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Brian Boone
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250270367
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Mini Jokiest Puns Book written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What dinosaur knows the most words? The thesaurus. The amazing Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just went miniature! A punderdome of fun awaits in this pocket-sized edition of a very funny, very punny book of laughter. Featuring hundreds of hilarious jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s a gut-busting way to a funnier day at home or on the go. The Mini Jokiest Puns Book is mini in size, but giant in fun!

Author : John W. Reznik
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.41/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Racquetball written by John W. Reznik and published by . This book was released on 1972 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: