The Best Ever Book Of Manchester United Jokes

Author : J. Gunn
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781300492801
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.05/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Manchester United Football Jokes Ever written by J. Gunn and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Manchester United Football Jokes Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football, the referee and of course our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up on terraces or in the pub after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. We love Manchester United. Get ready to have a laugh

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478331582
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.85/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Manchester United jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Manchester United joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Manchester United Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Manchester United Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Manchester United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Manchester United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Manchester United Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Manchester United Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781517759872
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Manchester United F.c. Football Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by . This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DescriptionA funny joke book about the MANCHESTER UNITED F.C. Football Club. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite MANCHESTER UNITED F.C. fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.Authors BiographyThis book was written by Rich Sims who is a stand-up comedian based out of Orlando, Florida. He has written several books and appears across the country at a comedy club near you.

Author : Oliver Grant
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304687203
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.01/5 ( download)

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Download or read book We Love Manchester United written by Oliver Grant and published by . This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We Love Manchester United, this book includes the funniest Laugh Out Loud songs, chants and jokes about football and our rivals. The perfect gift for Man Utd fans.

Author : Joe King
Publisher : Andersen Press Limited
ISBN 13 : 1787612791
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press Limited. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Author : Momus
Publisher : Dalkey Archive Press
ISBN 13 : 1564785610
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Book of Jokes written by Momus and published by Dalkey Archive Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.

Author : Wayne Brindle
Publisher : Bookbaby
ISBN 13 : 9781543988772
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.76/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book Ever written by Wayne Brindle and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!

Author : John Scally
Publisher : Black & White Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1785303317
Total Pages : 309 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Simply Red written by John Scally and published by Black & White Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2021-11-18 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'It's a funny old game.' - JIMMY GREAVES From golden balls to golden balls-ups, this kit bag of double entendres, outrageous quips and quotes is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. A must for all Man Utd fans. 'SIMPLY RED captures many of the laughs associated with Manchester United.' - KEN DOHERTY 'A must-read not just for United fans, but for every football fan out there!' - SIMON DELANEY

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583099
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Author : Don Steinberg
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594744696
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jokes Every Man Should Know written by Don Steinberg and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guy needs in his repertoire. This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more: • Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell • Eight Jokes Just for Kids • Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids • Six Jokes about Lightbulbs • Seven Jokes about Bars • The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke