The Best Ever Book Of Lawyer Jokes

Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1616082542
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2011-05-10 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar none.

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Lawyers Joke Book written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-18 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!

Author : John Patrick Dolan
Publisher : Advantage Media Group
ISBN 13 : 1599320681
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Lawyer's Joke Book written by John Patrick Dolan and published by Advantage Media Group. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us.

Author : Beth Tripmacher
Publisher : MetroBooks (NY)
ISBN 13 : 9781586636142
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever written by Beth Tripmacher and published by MetroBooks (NY). This book was released on 2002-05 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: -- Will tip the scales of laughter in your favor, sentencing you to hours of helpless hilarity with some of the funniest jokes and quotes from the hollowed halls of justice. -- More than 100 uproarious jokes -- Handsomely designed with lively illustrations -- A perfect gift for Father's Day, or for the new lawyer in the family.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468080131
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.3X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Lawyer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of lawyer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Lawyer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of lawyer jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one lawyer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many lawyer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do lawyers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A lawyer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The lawyer turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the lawyer.The lawyer's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the lawyer who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do lawyers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1629149853
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hilarious Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-02-10 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.

Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

Author : Edward Phillips
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780207162282
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.8X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Best Lawyer Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1989-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Laurie Israel
Publisher : Integrity Registry Press, LLC
ISBN 13 : 0999828711
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Generous Prenup written by Laurie Israel and published by Integrity Registry Press, LLC. This book was released on 2018-04-02 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Sid Behrman
Publisher : Marboro Books
ISBN 13 : 9780880297226
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Lawyer Joke Book written by Sid Behrman and published by Marboro Books. This book was released on 1991 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: