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Author : Irv Ott
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)
Download or read book New Italian Joke Book written by Irv Ott and published by . This book was released on 1909 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781469917979
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Italian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Italian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Italian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Italian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Italian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Italian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Italians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Italian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Italian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Italian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Italians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author : Irv Ott
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781499626049
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)
Download or read book New Italian Joke Book written by Irv Ott and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-05-21 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Asked by a group of Middle Easterners why they were a target of good-natured jokes, a popular Hispanic comedian recently said, “Because it's your turn.” The hypersensitive political-correct crowd would have us believe that there is currently some kind of unprecedented assault on immigrants and immigration. But ours is a country of newcomers, none of whom were welcomed with open arms. The Irish, Jewish and Italians, for instance, were not cosseted as they might be today. They were subjected to mockery as well as employment and housing discrimination. Thankfully, none were so brittle, nor their accomplishments so superficial or their pride so hollow that a cartoon or joke could take it all away. This historic reprint of a 1909 joke book is not remarkable for its wit but as evidence of the bias that plagued nearly all ethnicities in this country. Contained here within are mostly standard jokes of the day with an exaggerated Italian accent added; occasional use of the “D” word is unfortunate but a reality of the time. None of the jokes are spiteful. Handier than the free PDFs on the web, this you can hold, bookmark, highlight and shelve. An inexpensive imperative for any history buff or comedy aficionado.
Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477661369
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chemical Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chemical Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chemical Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chemical Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chemical Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chemical Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Chemical Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chemical Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author : Elizabeth Gilbert
Publisher : Riverhead Books
ISBN 13 : 0143118420
Total Pages : 358 pages
Book Rating : 4.28/5 ( download)
Download or read book Eat Pray Love written by Elizabeth Gilbert and published by Riverhead Books. This book was released on 2010-06-29 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A celebrated writer pens an irresistible, candid, and eloquent account of her pursuit of worldly pleasure, spiritual devotion, and what she really wanted out of life.
Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478201014
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fencing jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fencing joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fencing jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fencers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fencer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fencer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fencer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Fencers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author : Cristina Mazzoni
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 030743432X
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)
Download or read book Italian Made Simple written by Cristina Mazzoni and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-01-23 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you are planning a romantic Italian getaway, packing a knapsack for your junior year abroad, or just want to engage your Italian business associate in everyday conversation, Italian Made Simple is the perfect book for any self-learner. Void of all the non-essentials and refreshingly easy to understand, Italian Made Simple includes: * basics of grammar * vocabulary building exercises * pronunciation aids * common expressions * word puzzles and language games * contemporary reading selections * Italian culture and history * economic information * Italian-English and English-Italian dictionaries Complete with drills, exercises, and answer keys for ample practice opportunities, Italian Made Simple will soon have you speaking Italian like a native.
Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780523404127
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.23/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Official Jewish/Irish Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1974 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Brian Posehn
Publisher : Da Capo Press
ISBN 13 : 0306825589
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.83/5 ( download)
Download or read book Forever Nerdy written by Brian Posehn and published by Da Capo Press. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A memoir of growing up and remaining a nerd by beloved comedian, actor, and writer Brian Posehn Brian Posehn is a successful and instantly recognizable comedian, actor, and writer. He also happens to be a giant nerd. That's partly because he's been obsessed with such things as Dungeons & Dragons, comic books, and heavy metal since he was a child; the other part is because he fills out every bit of his 6'7'' frame. Brian's always felt awkward and like a perpetual outsider, but he found his way through the difficulties of growing up by escaping into the worlds of Star Wars, D&D, comics, and by rocking his face off. He was a nerd long before it was cool (and that didn't help his situation much), but his passions proved time and again to be the safe haven he needed to persevere and thrive in a world in which he was far from comfortable. Brian, now balls deep in middle age with a wife, child, and thriving career, still feels like an outsider and is as big a nerd as ever. But that's okay, because in his five decades of nerdom he's discovered that the key to happiness is not growing up. You can be a nerd forever and find success that way because, somehow along the way, the nerds won. Forever Nerdy is a celebration of growing up nerdy and different. This isn't Brian's life story, just some bizarre and hilarious stories from his life, along with a captivating look back at nearly fifty years of nerd culture. Being a nerd hasn't always been easy, but somehow this self-hating nerd who suffered from depression was able to land his dream job, get the girl, and learn to fit in. Kind of. See how he did it while managing to remain forever nerdy.
Author : Harry Hawkeye
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)
Download or read book Tracy, the Outlaw, King of Bandits written by Harry Hawkeye and published by . This book was released on 1908 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
