The Best Ever Book Of Football Fan Jokes

Author : Joe King
Publisher : Andersen Press Limited
ISBN 13 : 1787612791
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press Limited. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114232
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Football Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Football fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Football Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of football fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one football fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many football fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do football fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A football fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Football fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the football fan.The football fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the football fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do football fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1447259831
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Football Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

Author : Matt Maguire
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781503016989
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Christmas Football Quiz Book, Joke Book, Fact Book written by Matt Maguire and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-10-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: UPDATED with lots of new puzzles and picture quizzes! The perfect formation of fun, knowledge, and fire power - this book is the essential gift for any football fan. Packed full of jokes that are so good (and so very, very bad) that they are worthy of even the finest Christmas cracker. Brimming with quizzes that will have you scratching your head. But when you get the right answer, you can do that goal celebration you've been planning, right there in front of the TV. Stuffed with facts - fascinating, fun and mostly true - which will take you to the Champions League of Football Knowledge. You can even tell your mates, and pretend you knew them all already. Surely the best Xmas book about football ever!

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781508605263
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ohio State Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-02-23 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny joke book about Ohio State Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Ohio State fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.

Author : Matt Christopher
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780613049962
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Football Jokes and Riddles written by Matt Christopher and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of anecdotes, jokes, and riddles about the game of football.

Author : Alex Bellos
Publisher : Football School
ISBN 13 : 9781406393071
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Football School written by Alex Bellos and published by Football School. This book was released on 2019-11 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: View more details of this book at www.walkerbooks.com.au

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781508613138
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.33/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Florida Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-02-24 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny joke book about Florida Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Florida fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781508925736
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Usc Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-03-10 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny joke book about USC Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite USC fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781508628590
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tennessee Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-02-24 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny joke book about University of Tennessee Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Tennessee fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.