The Best Ever Book Of Everton Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478331759
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.55/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Everton jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Everton joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Everton Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Everton Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Everton Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Everton Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Everton Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Everton Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : J. Gunn
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781300492740
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Everton Football Jokes Ever written by J. Gunn and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Everton Football Jokes Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football, the referee and of course our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up on terraces or in the pub after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to share a laugh at our rivals expense

Author : E. Locken
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780557341672
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everton Fans - Chelsea Jokes - Make Fun of a Chelsea Fan Today written by E. Locken and published by . This book was released on 2010-04-26 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everton Fans. Are you tired of listening to Chelsea fans? This book written by Everton fans, includes the best Chelsea jokes ever. Have a laugh at a Chelsea fans expense today.

Author : Jim Chumley
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 1786853140
Total Pages : 81 pages
Book Rating : 4.41/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Football's Funniest Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2014-01-06 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. Football is a funny old game, and not only because of the players’ hairstyles. Football’s Funniest Jokes is guaranteed to raise a chuckle even if you’re still feeling sore about that goal that was NEVER off-side.

Author : J. Gunn
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781300492658
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Liverpool Football Jokes Ever written by J. Gunn and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Liverpool Football Jokes Ever - includes some of the funniest jokes about our rivals including Man Utd, Everton, Arsenal and Chelsea among others. Give you mates who don't support Liverpool some stick We love Liverpool

Author : Edward Phillips
Publisher : Trafalgar Square Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780006379621
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Trafalgar Square Publishing. This book was released on 1996-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you're a football widow or a fanatical follower of the game, an aspiring World Cup star or a part-time referee, this joke book contains all you ever needed to know about the trials, tribulations and hilarities of football.

Author : A Fan
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557190002
Total Pages : 57 pages
Book Rating : 4.03/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Everton Football Chants Ever written by A Fan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Jim Chumley
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 1786854686
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Funniest Football Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478369042
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Celtics' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Celtics' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Celtics' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Celtics' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Celtics' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Celtics' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Celtics' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Celtics' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Celtics' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478331605
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Liverpool Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Liverpool jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Liverpool Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Liverpool Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Liverpool joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Liverpool Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Liverpool Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Liverpool Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Liverpool Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Liverpool Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Liverpool Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***