The Best Ever Book Of Bus Driver Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477516157
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Bus Driver Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-05-21 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bus Driver jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bus Driver Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bus Driver Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bus Driver joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bus Driver jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bus Drivers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bus Driver and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bus Driver brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bus Driver who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bus Drivers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781796519754
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bus Driver Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-09 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for some funny bus driver jokes or funny coach driver jokes you've certainly come to the right place. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it features some classics as well as some new gags that you definitely wouldn't have heard before, and they will make you smile that's for sure. These jokes for bus drivers will entertain you and brighten up your day. This is a bumper collection of entertaining jokes, puns, gags and stories which includes gems such as the one about the cross eyed bus driver who couldn't see eye to eye with the passengers. You will enjoy some great one-liners, plenty of quick fire question and answer gags and many story based jokes which are guaranteed to get you laughing all the way back to the bus station. While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best bus driver jokes and coach driver jokes and puns. Hopefully they won't drive you around the bend. This book would also make an ideal gift for any bus driver you know, so buy it now!

Author : Jerry Harwood
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781589098190
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Kids from the School Bus written by Jerry Harwood and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes, funny stories, and riddles collected from the author's school-bus passengers.

Author : Jerry Harwood
Publisher : Vantage Press, Inc
ISBN 13 : 9780533152933
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.33/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jokes from the School Bus written by Jerry Harwood and published by Vantage Press, Inc. This book was released on 2006-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered what kids get up to while riding the school bus? Well, here are some of their jokes, funny stories, and humorous expressions--all field tested by veteran bus driver Harwood, whose passengers awarded them an A+ for humor!

Author : Bill Parrish
Publisher : Bill Parrish
ISBN 13 : 9780979914508
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Adventures of Mr. Bill written by Bill Parrish and published by Bill Parrish. This book was released on 2008 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adventures of Mr. Bill is a compilation of some of the funnier incidents experienced by the author as a school bus driver for the K-12 crowd. Mr. Bill discovered that opportunities for humor abound when in the presence of the younger generation.

Author : Sjg Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781675603239
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Best School Bus Driver Ever written by Sjg Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-14 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect White Elephant Gift Idea! Great and funny gag gift for your favorite co-worker, friend and/or family member! This blank lined journal with a funny saying will guarantee you and the gift recipient will have a laugh or two after getting this funny white elephant gift. Ideal for Secret Santa, Birthdays, and Holidays. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative writing done or just for writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100-page blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. Grab yours today and order one for a friend too! Everyone deserves a good laugh! 100 page of high quality crisp white paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips!

Author : Swapchops Profession Humor Alley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781710446869
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You're An Awesome Bus Driver Keep That Shit Up written by Swapchops Profession Humor Alley and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny joke gift for your beloved Bus Driver is a hilarious present that your favorite Bus Driver would surely love. Share a lot of love and laughs with your awesome Bus Driver with this fun, beautiful & thoughtful gift that shows how much they are appreciated. 6 x 9 inch, 120 Pages. This notebook has a mix of blank sketch pages on one side for sketching & drawing and ruled lined pages on the other for writing. Convenient size to carry with you on the go.

Author : Edna a Green
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781670148612
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Best Bus Driver. Ever written by Edna a Green and published by . This book was released on 2019-12 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Bus Driver. Ever This funny notebook is the best choice for your friend or coworker! Spice up your office with this hilarious gift notebook journal with a funny saying. Be inspired to write in this notebook every day and give your team workmates a laugh. This notebook helps plan goals, express thoughts, write new ideas, record daily activities, dates of meetings, events and errands or get rid of negative emotions and stress - writing helps! It is perfect for relieving stress and anger management. Start every day with a smile with this handy note book with generous wide ruled lines for noting meetings, to do lists, doodling, frustrating office events and gossiping about your coworkers. Working has never been so much fun. A great present idea for and employee, manager, co-worker or the big boss. This is the perfect and inexpensive gift for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, Secret Santa, Mother's Day, or Father's Day or any special occasion. This is the perfect notebook to gift to yourself or a loved one on birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day and Father's Day. Use the ruled pages for your favorite inspiring quotes and to record your goals and dreams. Handy to use at work, in your home office or sit on the beach and jot down all your achievements. Keep track of goals and record happy memories in this notebook. This notebook will be a great gift for coworkers, boss, business woman, friend or family. Sure to put a smile on their faces! This is a perfect journal for you to take to your meetings. It will give everyone a big laugh. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: White Paper, Lined Pages Pages: 110

Author : Jim Pietsch
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692414736
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The New York City Cab Driver's Best Joke Book Ever! written by Jim Pietsch and published by . This book was released on 2015-06-05 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do hookers, Wall Street brokers, actors, tourists, rock stars, priests, drug dealers, fashion models, tourists, bartenders, old ladies, newlyweds, and divorce attorneys have in common? In the back of a cab, they all gave New York City cabbie Jim Pietsch a good time. Just because he asked them one simple question: "Heard any good jokes lately?" And they delivered...everything from crazy crack-you-up clean jokes, to fall-on-the-floor-laughing raunchy jokes. Jim didn't just listen and laugh, though. He shared the funniest of them all in his bestselling The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book and its side-splitting sequel, The New York City Cab Driver Joke Book, Volume 2. Now, the Master Joke Magnet is back, putting together all the A-#1 Primo Material Killer Jokes from his first two books into one punchline packed volume. Jim got his first book deal when an editor for Warner Books got into his cab. After they spent the long trip trading jokes while driving from the West Side to the East side, she told him that he should write a book and gave him her card. He called her, and two weeks later he delivered a proposal to her at her office. The next day, she offered him a book deal and Jim's Joke World was officially born. Only in New York! The New York City Cab Driver's BEST JOKE BOOK EVER includes over 300 of Jim's favorite one-liners and story jokes. He hopes that joke tellers everywhere will use this volume as their handbook, telling the jokes to everyone they know, and spreading hysterical laughter all over the world.

Author : Kathleen Odean
Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0345450213
Total Pages : 434 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Great Books for Girls written by Kathleen Odean and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2002 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Evaluates fiction and nonfiction books featuring girls and women in positive roles, ranking each entry by reading level.