The Best Ever Book Of Badminton Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478119425
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.2X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Badminton Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Badminton jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Badminton Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Badminton Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Badminton Player in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Badminton jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Badminton Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Badminton Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Badminton Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Badminton Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Badminton Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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Total Pages : 532 pages
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Total Pages : 554 pages
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Download or read book Book Buyer written by and published by . This book was released on 1903 with total page 554 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484825877
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Badminton Players written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-04-27 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Badminton Players is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Badminton Players appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Badminton Player knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Badminton Player, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Badminton Players. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Adrian Tomine
Publisher : Drawn & Quarterly
ISBN 13 : 1770465995
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Cartoonist written by Adrian Tomine and published by Drawn & Quarterly. This book was released on 2022-05-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when a childhood hobby grows into a lifelong career? The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Cartoonist, Adrian Tomine's funniest and most revealing foray into autobiography, offers an array of unexpected answers. When a sudden medical incident lands Tomine in the emergency room, he begins to question if it was really all worthwhile: despite the accolades and opportunities of a seemingly charmed career, it's the gaffes, humiliations, slights, and insults he's experienced (or caused) within the industry that loom largest in his memory. Tomine illustrates the amusing absurdities of how we choose to spend our time, all the while mining his conflicted relationship with comics and comics culture. But in between chaotic book tours, disastrous interviews, and cringe-inducing interactions with other artists, life happens: Tomine fumbles his way into marriage, parenthood, and an indisputably fulfilling existence. A richer emotional story emerges as his memories are delineated in excruciatingly hilarious detail. In a bold stylistic departure from his award-winning Killing and Dying, Tomine distills his art to the loose, lively essentials of cartooning, each pen stroke economically imbued with human depth. Designed as a sketchbook complete with place-holder ribbon and an elastic band, The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Cartoonist shows an acclaimed artist at the peak of his career.

Author : Michael Rosen
Publisher : Scholastic UK
ISBN 13 : 1407173677
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book written by Michael Rosen and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2016-09-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book is jam-packed with over 300 hilarious jokes written and selected by bestselling children's author Michael Rosen. In association with the new Laugh Out Loud Book Prize - a new series of awards for funny children's books in the UK.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781489563484
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.82/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Badminton Players written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07-21 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Badminton Players: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Badminton Players waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Badminton Players is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Badminton Players won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Badminton Player who wastes money?

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Total Pages : 614 pages
Book Rating : 4.89/5 ( download)

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Total Pages : 744 pages
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Author : William Swan Sonnenschein
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Total Pages : 880 pages
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