Scary Mommy Word Search

Author : Scary Mommy
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1645178579
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.76/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Scary Mommy Word Search written by Scary Mommy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-07-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know that moms need (and deserve) a break, so we’ve made it easy. Now, moms everywhere can grab their favorite beverage and laugh out loud while completing these word search puzzles. Trust us, this isn’t your grandma’s word search. Every mom who needs a break (aka, every mom) can kick back and relax with this word search book. Each spread features the very real and real hilarious jokes Scary Mommy is known for, along with a word search based on relatable themes such as work-life balance, morning mayhem, and the struggle to make space for self-care. For new and veteran moms alike, Scary Mommy Word Search will give you just what you need: the ability to look preoccupied so no one bothers you.

Author : Jill Smokler
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451673787
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.84/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Scary Mommy written by Jill Smokler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes I just let my children fall asleep in front of the TV. In a culture that idealizes motherhood, it’s scary to confess that, in your house, being a mother is beautiful and dirty and joyful and frustrating all at once. Admitting that it’s not easy doesn’t make you a bad mom; at least, it shouldn’t. If I can’t survive my daughter as a toddler, how the hell am I going to get through the teenage years? When Jill Smokler was first home with her small children, she thought her blog would be something to keep friends and family updated. To her surprise, she hit a chord in the hearts of mothers everywhere. I end up doing my son’s homework. It’s wrong, but so much easier. Total strangers were contributing their views on that strange reality called motherhood. As other women shared their stories, Jill realized she wasn’t alone in her feelings of exhaustion and imperfection. My eighteen month old still can’t say “Mommy” but used the word “shit” in perfect context. But she sensed her readers were still holding back, so decided to start an anonymous confessional, a place where real moms could leave their most honest thoughts without fearing condemnation. I pretend to be happy but I cry every night in the shower. The reactions were amazing: some sad, some pee-in-your-pants funny, some brutally honest. But they were real, not a commercial glamorization. I clock out of motherhood at 8 P.M. and hide in the basement with my laptop and a beer. If you’re already a fan, lock the bathroom door on your whining kids, run a bubble bath, and settle in. If you’ve not encountered Scary Mommy before, break out a glass of champagne as well, because you’ll be toasting your initiation into a select club. I know why some animals eat their young. In chapters that cover husbands (The Biggest Baby of Them All) to homework (Didn’t I Already Graduate?), Confessions of a Scary Mommy combines all-new essays from Jill with the best of the anonymous confessions. Sometimes I wish my son was still little—then I hear kids screaming at the store. As Jill says, “We like to paint motherhood as picture perfect. A newborn peacefully resting on his mother’s chest. A toddler taking tentative first steps into his mother’s loving arms. A mother fluffing her daughter’s prom dress. These moments are indeed miraculous and joyful; they can also be few and far between.” Of course you adore your kids. Of course you would lay down your life for them. But be honest now: Have you ever wondered what possessed you to sign up for the job of motherhood? STOP! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU RECITE THESE VOWS! I shall remember that no mother is perfect and my children will thrive because, and sometimes even in spite, of me. I shall not preach to a fellow mother who has not asked my opinion. It’s none of my damn business. I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood.

Author : Jimmy Fallon
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1250761921
Total Pages : 21 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book This Is Baby written by Jimmy Fallon and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2019-10-08 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jimmy Fallon, host of NBC's The Tonight Show and #1 New York Times bestselling author of Your Baby's First Word Will Be DADA and Everything Is Mama, returns with a book that teaches new babies the words for the various parts of their body--This is Baby. Let’s meet... Baby! From Baby’s HEAD to Baby’s TOES, there are so many parts of Baby you should know. But what’s the most important part of Baby? Jimmy Fallon, one of the most popular entertainers in the world gives you the facts.

Author : Jessy word search
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.85/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Word Search Books for Mom written by Jessy word search and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-16 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Special and limited time offer!A Very Special Edition of Supersized Word Search Puzzles focused on everything you love and appreciate about your mom or grandmother with Themed Puzzles on mom, home and family! The perfect gift for Mother's Day, Birthdays or any day!Get your word search puzzles book today!

Author : Pauline Harmange
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0008457603
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Hate Men written by Pauline Harmange and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2020-11-26 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The feminist book they tried to ban in France ‘A delightful book’ Roxane Gay

Author : Minna V
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781093350272
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mom's Word Search written by Minna V and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-09 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does your Mom like puzzles? If so, this book is an ideal gift for her on her birthday, Mother's Day or Christmas. The book is packed with 101 fun word search puzzles that will keep your Mom amused for hours. There's a wide range of absorbing topics to enjoy and words of varying lengths to find. Each page has its own puzzle and the final puzzle has an extra-large grid with twice as many words to find. The words are hidden horizontally, vertically and diagonally (both forward and backward). All the solutions can be found at the back of the book. Book specification: - Cover: gloss paperback - Size: 6 x 9 inches / 15.2 x 22.9 cm - 101 fun word search puzzles with solutions - high-quality white paper so that you can easily write on the pages (and use an eraser if you need to) Whether your Mom has a few minutes to spare or has a long afternoon to while away, these puzzles will keep her entertained! This book is also available in LARGE PRINT (ISBN: 9781093710755).

Author : Trystan Reese
Publisher : The Experiment, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1615197575
Total Pages : 203 pages
Book Rating : 4.76/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How We Do Family: From Adoption to Trans Pregnancy, What We Learned about Love and LGBTQ Parenthood written by Trystan Reese and published by The Experiment, LLC. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As featured in People magazine: One LGBTQ family’s inspiring, heartfelt story of the many alternative paths that lead to a loving family, with lessons for every parent Trystan and Biff had been dating for just a year when the couple learned that Biff’s niece and nephew were about to be removed from their home by Child Protective Services. Immediately, Trystan and Biff took in one-year-old Hailey and three-year-old Lucas, becoming caregivers overnight to two tiny survivors of abuse and neglect. From this unexpected start, the young couple built a loving marriage and happy home—learning to parent on the job. They adopted Hailey and Lucas, tied the knot, and soon decided to try for a baby that Trystan, who is transgender, would carry. Trystan’s groundbreaking pregnancy attracted media fanfare, and the family welcomed baby Leo in 2017. In this inspiring memoir, Trystan shares his unique story alongside universal lessons that will help all parents through the trials of raising children. How We Do Family is a refreshing new take on family life for the LGBTQ community and beyond. Through every tough moment and touching memory, Trystan shows that more important than getting things right is doing them with love.

Author : Jaja Jaja Books
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781722858827
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Large Print MOM's Word Search Puzzle Book written by Jaja Jaja Books and published by . This book was released on 2018-07-25 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 THEMED BAESD PUZZLES FOR MOMS WITH FULL SOLUTIONS. SUITABLE FOR ADULTS & KIDS ALIKE. MEDIUM-LEVEL CHALLENGE FOR BEGINNERS AND PROS. EASY-TO-READ WITH 20 FONT SIZE. PRINTED ON HIGH-QUALITY WHITE PAPER AND ON 8" BY 10" SIZE. KEEPS YOUR MIND HEALTHY WITH HOURS OF BRAIN WORKOUT. A GIFT LIKE NO OTHER FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. Check out other volumes on Amazon.com OR www.jajabooks.com.

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Portable Press
ISBN 13 : 9781645177333
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes Word Search written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad will finally be able to kick back, laugh, and relax with this entertaining two-in-one book filled with jokes and word search puzzles. Q: What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? A: Retired! Me and this recliner? Oh yeah, we go way back. No man cave is complete without these fun and games for Dad! This hilarious two-in-one book is filled with great dad jokes and word search puzzles, a perfect gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, holiday stocking stuffers, and more. Hundreds of jokes—including one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and puns—complement more than 50 clever word searches to keep Dad’s brain sharp and filled with smile-inducing (and maybe sometimes groan-worthy) wordplay. Plus, it’s all family-friendly, so dads of all ages can enjoy this witty take on life, fatherhood, work, and so much more.

Author : Melanie Dale
Publisher : Zondervan
ISBN 13 : 0310342139
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.37/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Women are Scary written by Melanie Dale and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2015-03-24 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let's see . . . this is the part where I convince you that you need this book. This book will massage your feet. This book will bring you a fuzzy blanket at the end of a long day of parenting your tiny little insanazoids. I promise to make you snort laugh at least once. After reading this book, you'll rock jazz hands, be able to sing on-key, and never, ever have to fold laundry again. Okay, they told me I'm actually supposed to tell you a little about the book. Um, right. Look. Here's the thing. Too many of us women are frazzled and lonely, isolated in our minivans while schlepping bags, strollers, and munchkins to and fro across town. It doesn't have to be this way. In this guide to "momlationships," I use a dating analogy to take us "around the bases" to our home-run friendships, the ones that last a lifetime, not just a soccer season. This is our journey to each other, to finding our people and being other people's people, learning how to bless each other and not destroy each other. It's sometimes scary. And always awkward. Let's have some fun.