Parking Tickets

Author : Shinebox Print
Publisher : Ulysses Press
ISBN 13 : 9781612433493
Total Pages : 20 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Parking Tickets written by Shinebox Print and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2014-04-15 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did someone park his Miata parallel across the last three perpendicular spaces? And there's no parking enforcement around to bust him? No problem. Thanks to Parking Tickets, readers can issue a cleverly designed and perfectly humiliating "fine" to the inconsiderate owner. There are simple messages — "You're a space hog," angry cards — "It was either this or a crowbar through your window," and sarcastic tickets — "Hope you're better between the sheets than you are between the lines." Together they provide good parkers an outlet to vent their frustrations toward people who deserve it, and maybe raise that driver's consciousness. Wallet-sized to fit in a pocket, purse, or glove box, Parking Tickets has tailor-made insults for every poor parking job. Can't slide into a space because someone parked across the white line? Give them "Couldn’t decide which space to park in, huh?" Stuck with half a space because the parallel-parked car in front didn't pull all the way forward? Hit them with "Maybe a GPS system could have helped you find the middle of this parking spot." Someone parked four feet from the curb? Try "Didn't know it was national 'Let Your Child Drive to Work Day.'"

Author : John Squires
Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1904744214
Total Pages : 109 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Motorist's Guide to Parking Tickets written by John Squires and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2004 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by an ex-local government officer with over 25 years experience in traffic management and parking, this guide is designed to help motorists avoid parking tickets and how to challenge any that have been incorrectly or unfairly issued.

Author : Haskell Nussbaum
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780978682569
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.64/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Beat That Parking Ticket written by Haskell Nussbaum and published by . This book was released on 2006-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beat That Parking Ticket is the most comprehensive ? and entertaining ? book about parking tickets that you?ll ever find. It contains information about how to fight tickets that is simply impossible to obtain if you haven?t actually worked as a parking ticket judge. It is also replete with amusing stories. A complete reference guide for fighting tickets in New York City, whether by mail, web, or in person. Discover:? Why some excuses never work -- even if they're true.? When you should mail in your defense -- and when to go in person.? The ins and outs of confusing signs -- and what judges think about them.? What to avoid saying or doing at any cost.? How to appeal a losing ticket most effectively? How to spot defective tickets -- and get off on a technicality.? Outrageous and hilarious stories from "behind the bench."And much, much more.Every day Judges hear the same excuses. And every day they reject them with about the same level of attention as they would devote to plucking off a stray hair that fell on their jackets.Beat That Parking Ticket is the antidote to the plague of guilty verdicts that parking ticket judges in New York routinely dish out.Haskell Nussbaum explains which excuses will never fly ? and which have a fighting chance. He reveals the nitty gritty details of the law that can help you win you case ? and avoid tickets to begin with. And he does it in an entertaining way, sprinkling the book with amusing quotes and outrageous samples of actual defenses and letters that he adjudicated.About the AuthorHaskell Nussbaum is an attorney and a freelance writer who worked as a parking ticket judge in New York City. While there, he adjudicated thousands of tickets and collected stories and insights from many judges, to make Beat That Parking Ticket, A Complete Guide for New York City the most comprehensive behind-the-scenes guide to fighting parking tickets.

Author : Louis Camporeale
Publisher : PARKING PAL COMPANY INC.
ISBN 13 : 9780966467826
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The New York City Motorists' Parking Survival Guide written by Louis Camporeale and published by PARKING PAL COMPANY INC.. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From decreasing the odds of receiving a parking ticket to dealing with a ticket once issued, this handbook outlines the most common violations and situations motorists will encounter when driving and parking throughout the greater New York City metro area. Operating on the premise that the best parking defense is knowledge, this guide begins with an in-depth analysis of the basic parking regulations--including those identified by posted signs such as No Parking, No Stopping, No Standing, and street cleaning as well as those monitored via parking meters--for the general public as well as commercial vehicles. Readers will also learn how to read a parking ticket, to identify the specific violation(s) cited, and scan the document to determine if there are any grounds for automatic dismissal. A handy chart of code violations and corresponding fines, tips on the appeal process, and a quick-reference guide to tow pounds further enhance the learning experience.

Author : Louis Camporeale
Publisher : Parking Pal Company Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9780966467802
Total Pages : 154 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The New York City Motorists' Parking Survival Guide written by Louis Camporeale and published by Parking Pal Company Incorporated. This book was released on 1998 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Matthew Lippman
Publisher : SAGE
ISBN 13 : 1412981298
Total Pages : 657 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Contemporary Criminal Law written by Matthew Lippman and published by SAGE. This book was released on 2009-09-25 with total page 657 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a comprehensive, introductory criminal law textbook that expands upon traditional concepts and cases by coverage of the most contemporary topics and issues. Contemporary material, including terrorism, computer crimes, and hate crimes, serves to illuminate the ever-evolving relationship between criminal law, society and the criminal justice system's role in balancing competing interests. The case method is used throughout the book as an effective and creative learning tool.Features include:" vignettes, core concepts, 'Cases and Concepts', 'You Decides, excerpts from state statutes, 'legal equations' and Crime in the News boxes" fully developed end-of-chapter pedagogy includes review questions, legal terminology and 'Criminal Law on the Web' resources" instructor resources (including PowerPoint slides, a computerized testbank and classroom activities) and a Student Study Site accompany this text

Author : Sheldon Zeiger
Publisher : Zeiger
ISBN 13 : 9780982234600
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stick It to Your Ticket written by Sheldon Zeiger and published by Zeiger. This book was released on 2009-08-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the city of Chicago, parking tickets have become part of urban legend. There are approximately 1.35 million vehicles registered in Chicago and thousands of additional vehicles enter from the suburbs on a daily basis. Parking options are limited. Parking lots are outrageously expensive, while street parking simply can't meet demand. The result is 2.8 million parking tickets are issued annually at a cost of over $164 million. This guide is a resource that will explain the parking ordinances, teach you how to avoid parking tickets, and how to properly contest tickets when necessary. This is the only guide available that provides accurate and practical information regarding Chicago's parking laws. Dont throw your hard earned dollars away because of ignorance of the law and fear of the system. This insiders view of Chicago's parking program that can save you money.

Author : David Ammons
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1317464338
Total Pages : 536 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Municipal Benchmarks: Assessing Local Perfomance and Establishing Community Standards written by David Ammons and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2014-12-18 with total page 536 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Completely updated with new listings and statistics throughout, this comprehensive resource goes beyond the current literature on local government performance measurement and provides benchmarks on more than 40 key topics against which performance can be assessed in all areas of operation. "Ammons has assembled a remarkable volume of benchmark data for a comprehensive range of municipal government services. Municipal Benchmarks will be of considerable help for municipalities in laying the groundwork for an accountable government." - Harry Hatry, The Urban Institute "I am delighted to see that ideas for advancing our industry are alive and thriving. Ammons's collection does an incredible service to every municipal manager in the country, and perhaps the world. These benchmarks clearly set standardized ways of looking at measuring the performance of municipal service delivery." - Ted Gaebler, City Manager, Rancho Cordoba, CA (co-author of Reinventing Government)

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Weekly World News written by and published by . This book was released on 1992-01-14 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Weekly World News written by and published by . This book was released on 1992-09-29 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.