My Fucking Book

Author : One Jacked Monkey
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781523974382
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.89/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Fucking Book written by One Jacked Monkey and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey, there's no special secret inside this book or magical cure to what ails you. Less content and more room for putting your thoughts and feelings about whatever the fuck you want. With 90 pages to write on these wonderfully spaced lines, you'll have plenty of room to jot out anything you feel like. Want to write? Cool, you can do that. Need to doodle? Shoot, yeah, you can do that too. Administering a paper cut to someone? No promises but this book may be able to do that too. It's "My Fucking Book" so why wouldn't you buy it?!

Author : Lauren Oyler
Publisher : Catapult
ISBN 13 : 1646221249
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fake Accounts written by Lauren Oyler and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A NATIONAL BESTSELLER * A NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEW EDITORS’ CHOICE * A WASHINGTON POST BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR "An invigorating work, deadly precise in its skewering of people, places and things . . . Stylish, despairing and very funny, Fake Accounts . . . adroitly maps the dwindling gap between the individual and the world." —Katie Kitamura, The New York Times Book Review A woman in a tailspin discovers that her boyfriend is an anonymous online conspiracy theorist in this “absolutely brilliant take on the bizarre and despicable ways the internet has warped our perception of reality” (Elle, One of the Most Anticipated Books of the Year). On the eve of Donald Trump's inauguration, a young woman snoops through her boyfriend's phone and makes a startling discovery: he's an anonymous internet conspiracy theorist, and a popular one at that. Already fluent in internet fakery, irony, and outrage, she's not exactly shocked by the revelation. Actually, she's relieved--he was always a little distant--and she plots to end their floundering relationship while on a trip to the Women's March in DC. But this is only the first in a series of bizarre twists that expose a world whose truths are shaped by online lies. Suddenly left with no reason to stay in New York and increasingly alienated from her friends and colleagues, our unnamed narrator flees to Berlin, embarking on her own cycles of manipulation in the deceptive spaces of her daily life, from dating apps to expat meetups, open-plan offices to bureaucratic waiting rooms. She begins to think she can't trust anyone--shouldn't the feeling be mutual? Narrated with seductive confidence and subversive wit, Fake Accounts challenges the way current conversations about the self and community, delusions and gaslighting, and fiction and reality play out in the internet age.

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Akashic Books
ISBN 13 : 1453271023
Total Pages : 18 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Author : Bodhi Oser
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 0811850722
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.28/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fuck This Book written by Bodhi Oser and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2005-07-28 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Juvenile, profane, and timeless, Fuck This Book collects images of real public signs that have been mischieveously altered by stickers bearing the most expressive of all four-letter words. Addictively hilarious, the results show a world persuasively transformed. Please Don't Fuck the Pigeons, indeed. What happens if one triggers the Automatic Sprinkler Fuck Off Valve? And is it any wonder The Fuck Depot is so popular? All photographs are unretouchedthe result of countless hours on the hunt for the almost perfect sign, in need of just the slightest improvement. This is not social commentary. There is no message. It's not meant to offend, exploit, or embarrass anyone. All real stickers. All real signs. All in fun.

Author : Mark Manson
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 006245773X
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Author : Monica Sweeney
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 9781250214270
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Find Your F*cking Happy written by Monica Sweeney and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of best-selling journal ZEN AS F*CK Embark on a glittering journey of self-exploration in Find Your F*cking Happy! Along your trek, shed the weight of other people’s bullsh*t and fill your soul with a fresh f*cking perspective. Take stock of the beauty that surrounds you, and embrace the sh*tload of spectacular opportunities ahead. On each page of this delightfully profane journal, you can scribble away the negativity, and open your arms wide to the positivity that you deserve. Give your spirits a boost with a down-to-earth approach to mindfulness journaling! • Explore a f*ck-ton of funny and thoughtful journaling ideas • Give the negativity around you a swift kick in the butt • Pop a cork of bubbly emotions and celebrate the good sh*t around you!

Author : Cider Mill Press
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 1604336498
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Fucking Awesome Bucket List written by Cider Mill Press and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dream it, dare it, and do it, damn it! You've already "been there, done that," so the average bucket list isn't enough to contain your kick-ass ambitions. Luckily, this illustrated, interactive F*cking Awesome Bucket List is brimming with prompts and ideas that will inspire you to live your life to the absolute fullest--and with no regrets! Follow your wildest dreams with prompts like: *Where Would Your Ultimate Road Trip Take You? *What Would You Put in a Kick-Ass Time Capsule? *What World Record Do You Want to Break? *Which Bands Have You Always Wanted to See Live in Concert? *How Would You Spend a $10,000.00 Bonus Check? Make badass memories with mandates like: *Do Something Crazy in the Name of Charity! *Bury the Hatchet--Cross a Name off of Your Sh*t List Today! *List a Personal Ambition for Every Letter of the Alphabet! *Coin Your Own Catchphrase! *Plan a F*cking Awesome Flashmob! You were born to be wild...so don't hang it all up before you make good. And for f*ck's sake--live a little!

Author : Kelsey Darragh
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781949759273
Total Pages : 362 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't F*cking Panic written by Kelsey Darragh and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-21 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you are one of the millions of people struggling to manage your mental health right now, stop whatever you are doing and read this interactive workbook created by comedian and mental health advocate, Kelsey Darragh. With a completely raw and honest approach to discussing, accepting, and managing debilitating anxiety, panic, and depression, Don’t F*cking Panic: The Shit They Don’t Tell You in Therapy About Anxiety Disorder, Panic Attacks, & Depression is a refreshing and often painfully hilarious guide to long-term recovery and healing. Whether you are experiencing a panic attack RIGHT NOW, or simply realize there is seemingly no end to how many ways your beautiful brain can mess up your day with uncool thoughts, this workbook is about to become your new best friend and a permanent resident on your bedside table"--

Author : Coloring Crew
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Hate My Fucking Job Coloring Book written by Coloring Crew and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny Job Related gifts? This Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect!Funny and cheap gift ideas for people who hate their jobis are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Job coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. It makes a great retirement gift, a secret santa gift for a co-worker or just for a lazy person who hates working! If you have a friend or family member who hates their job and are looking for funny gifts then you have come to the right place. Not only is this rude, sweary adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious quotes in this gift idea are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite job hater's face! When we were thinking about what Job gifts that we should make, we thought we should put together a list of #jobproblems in the form of a sweary adult coloring book. We know how hard it can be to find funny gift ideas, so we hope we have made life easier for you!

Author : Robert M. Drake
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781732690110
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Things I Feel in My Fucking Soul and the Things That Took Years to Understand written by Robert M. Drake and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-15 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: in my feelings collection volume 2 each person will feel things their own way. each person will hurt the only way they know how. will love... the only way they've been taught to love. not everyone will see things the way you do. feel things the way you do. and you can't force your beliefs on people either because that's not love. that's not having compassion for other people. we all have our own right to see the world with our own eyes, therefore, understanding is key. and I don't mean saying it, saying you understand someone without putting yourself in their shoes. without respecting their views. you have to really know yourself and your environment to understand why people are the way they are. you have to go through enough pain to keep your heart open. to be compassionate towards other people. understanding is key and not everyone will understand you and that's okay. but the point is, to remember how all of us are different and try to understand that not all of us are meant to be the same. and you should never believe you understand it all because believe me, there will always be something to learn. there will always be something that will take your breath away. something that will make you question everything--your own beliefs and your own way of thinking. people, things and places, like life, are always evolving and you must evolve with them... if you ever want a fair shot in accepting your flaws and the flaws of other people. and before I finish, I just want you to know... that the beauty of it all is this, the more you understand people the better you will understand yourself. from the known and to the depths of your soul... people will always shape you. all that you are is all you've experienced with them. and dont ever forget... that the people you love will always have a piece of your heart. they will always be with you... no matter what.