Hey Shit Happens

Author : Donald Gorbach
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781979190473
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hey, Shit Happens! written by Donald Gorbach and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-16 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to "Reality Coverbooks", where we've taken the most relevant subject matters and decided to leave the content to your imagination, so we left the inside blank. That's right! just a title page, a perfect quote to match the subject title and many blank pages with lines, for you to write your own lines. It's a perfect gift, greeting card, notebook, personal journal, a game, conversation piece, or the beginning of your own bestseller! It's better than a book, and with almost 100 titles, it'll be difficult for you to pick just one!

Author : Interpact Press
Publisher : Interpact Press
ISBN 13 : 9780962870071
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Shit written by Interpact Press and published by Interpact Press. This book was released on 2005-10 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a few short pages, you will learn how to use shit correctly in all social situations; how to introduce shit to toddlers and school kids; how to build shit into your everyday speech; how to include shit in all forms of writing, including business letters; how to measure shit; and how to make shit work for you and the entire family. More shit than you ever could fit in your brain.

Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 9781786850218
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens Get Over It written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-05-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield.' Price Cobb GOOD ADVICE FOR BAD TIMES. So what if you've just wrapped your new car round a lamp post, emailed your 'personal' snaps to the entire company by mistake or delivered a eulogy with your flies undone: shit happens - get over it! Here is a book packed with quotations to help you to get a grip and see the funny side.

Author : Edward A. Zanchi
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595259243
Total Pages : 394 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)

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Download or read book . . It Happens! written by Edward A. Zanchi and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-12 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mary DeGregorio decides her family should take their first cruise-catapulting them into the vacation from hell. Their humorous adventure begins with a wild bus ride through the streets of New York City, the all to rapid education of young Jennifer, Mary's attempt to save the morals of a priest to make up for the incident with the Pope, and, most of all, eldest son's-B.A.D. and his boys- clash with a group of jewel thieves. The wild cruise culminates in a fierce firefight as 'Horseshit' Harry and his gang attempts their escape with the jewels. This all confirms Al DeGregorio's simple philosophy of life -..it Happens! This is never more evident than when B.A.D. and his boys struggle to escape from the jewel thieves: "Frozen by the headlights like deer, Big Louie and Rosie naked, they were resigned to the failure of their escape. They were dead meat."

Author : Kenneth Goldsmith
Publisher : Geoffrey Young
ISBN 13 : 9780935724875
Total Pages : 628 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book No. 111 2.7.93-10.20.96 written by Kenneth Goldsmith and published by Geoffrey Young. This book was released on 1997 with total page 628 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Bonnie Rozanski
Publisher : The Porcupine's Quill
ISBN 13 : 9780889842762
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Banana Kiss written by Bonnie Rozanski and published by The Porcupine's Quill. This book was released on 2005 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Robin Farber lives in a psychiatric institution. In her mind, she creates the world by looking at it: a quantum theory-world where matter pops in and out of existence as she observes it, a world where she is God. And, because the reader of "Banana Kiss" must take a long look through her schizophrenic eyes, this is our world, too, a world where the disembodied voices Robin hears are more real than the people who stand in front of her. Robin's world is populated by a rich variety of characters, both real and imaginary. Her father, a sailor who died when she was a baby, shows up in her head whenever he's on leave. Derek, her charming, lovelorn friend, goes from mania to depression and back several times a day. There's her insufferable sister Melissa, who stole her boyfriend, Max. And, of course, there's Dr Mankiewicz, or Whitecoat', the long-suffering therapist who, Robin tells us, thinks there are some things that are real, and some things that are not, and that he knows better than anyone else.' Finally, there is Robin herself, whose confused, psychotic, funny, compassionate voice is one you are not likely to forget.

Author : Sharon Weber
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595446760
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.66/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hot in the Pot written by Sharon Weber and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "By how I behave, you would think I care more about budget and schedules than people. That's not me." Barbara, project leader "It's not enough to be a solid contributor eight hours a day; work has to invade your weekends and be all encompassing." Stephanie, catalog buyer If you want to boil a frog (not that you would!), start with tepid water, where the frog will swim happily. By increasing the temperature one degree at a time, the frog will slowly adjust, but never recognize the increasing danger. Sadly, the frog will boil to death. This engaging -- and almost frightening -- analogy is Sharon Hoyle Weber's premise for Hot in the Pot. If you work in a hard-driving workplace, do you seem to check your soul at the door? Does oppressive pressure cloud your cubicle? Is everyone way too serious? Are you slowly boiling? If so, Hot in the Pot will awaken both your knowledge and senses to how the real you is boiling one degree at a time in the corporate world. Using the real-life challenges faced by a variety of corporate workers, Weber has synthesized "Twelve Principles" to help you recognize and escape the slow boil. Weber's energetic and engaging style helps you take your temperature and learn how to recover your real self at work. Use Weber's conscious balancing act to maintain your authentic, fun, and vibrant self by tossing in a few ice cubes to keep you cool!

Author : Juliet Fisher
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1528999258
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Growing Wings written by Juliet Fisher and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-03-31 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Juliet Fisher is a prosperous businesswoman with years of experience in the hospitality industry under her belt. She has five wonderful children whom she adores and a beautiful home in the Suffolk countryside. Yet life has not always been plain sailing. In this publication of Juliet’s personal diaries – a task she has been devoted to for decades – an honest and reflective account of the heartbreaks and immense joys of travel, work, marriage and motherhood is brought to life. Juliet sheds light on the journey that so many women face, and with it brings a message of hope and survival; that we can overcome the trials we face and become stronger because of it. Growing Wings is a story of growth, understanding and the journey that life takes us on. There are certainly twists and turns, unforeseen circumstances, and bumps in the road along the way. But one thing we can be sure of, despite all of this: life is amazing.

Author : David Jacobs
Publisher : Wheatmark, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1627872043
Total Pages : 248 pages
Book Rating : 4.41/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Just Watch Me written by David Jacobs and published by Wheatmark, Inc.. This book was released on 2015-01-16 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A typical 17-year-old high school senior, Katie starts having very peculiar paranormal experiences. Neither she nor her parents understand how she has developed this gift -- or is it a curse? -- to influence the environment around her. One man helps Katie understand what's happening to her. Dr. Schlisselvasser, an anthropologist with expertise in indigenous cultures and their mystics, studies children with unusual abilities. He realizes she is developing her powers as a shaman and begins to help her with specialized training. To complicate matters, there seems to be a greater reason for the sudden appearance of Katie's gift. She is tapped on the shoulder by ancient spirits deep beneath the mountains of Arizona to take on evil villains who will stop at nothing to create an orchestrated environmental disaster for profit and greed. Katie has no desire to be a superhero, but can she understand what it means to be a shaman in time to fight an evil that is quickly approaching? In this debut novel, David Jacobs spins a supernatural and suspenseful tale intertwining one girl's coming of age and the age-old battle of good versus evil.

Author : Jack Du Brul
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101098309
Total Pages : 496 pages
Book Rating : 4.01/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Deep Fire Rising written by Jack Du Brul and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003-12-02 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: USA Today bestselling author Jack Du Brul brings back geologist-adventurer Philip Mercer for an apocalyptic adventure. Hired to lead the excavation of caverns deep beneath Area 51, Philip Mercer finds himself drilling straight into the epicenter of an age-old conspiracy. A reclusive order of Himalayan monks, through special knowledge of the earth’s tectonic movement, has predicted the end of the world—and it is determined to see the prediction unfold accordingly. Now, with icebergs floating through the South Pacific and a thermonuclear bomb set to destroy an island paradise, the stage is set for Armageddon—and it is up to Philip Mercer and the beautiful, mysterious Tisa Nguyan to prevent a cataclysm beyond imagination.