Harry Plotter And The Chamber Of Serpents A Potter Secret Parody

Author : MJ Ware
Publisher : CG PRESS LTD.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 131 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody written by MJ Ware and published by CG PRESS LTD.. This book was released on 2015-05-11 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Austen comes to England knowing as an American he'll stick out at his new school. But when an errant owl lands him at Hogwarts he's in for more than he expected. If it’s not hard enough being the only American at Hogwarts, Austen’s sorted into the most despised of all the houses. Then bumbling around the dungeon while trying to find his common room, he unwittingly helps the monster from the Chamber of Serpents. Will he discover the secret of the Chamber before he becomes another victim of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?

Author : MJ Ware
Publisher : MJA Ware
ISBN 13 : 1466355018
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb written by MJ Ware and published by MJA Ware. This book was released on 2011-09-18 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When life gives you lemons, kill zombies — turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead.After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled—except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle.Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp.Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something like the Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb. But even if their friendship survives, there's another problem: Someone has to lure the undead into the trap.

Author : Ann M. Martin
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545368731
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Corner of the Universe (Scholastic Gold) written by Ann M. Martin and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ann Martin's phenomenal Newbery Honor book, now in paperback The summer Hattie turns 12, her predictable smalltown life is turned on end when her uncle Adam returns home for the first time in over ten years. Hattie has never met him, never known about him. He's been institutionalized; his condition invovles schizophrenia and autism. Hattie, a shy girl who prefers the company of adults, takes immediately to her excitable uncle, even when the rest of the family -- her parents and grandparents -- have trouble dealing with his intense way of seeing the world. And Adam, too, sees that Hattie is special, that her quiet, shy ways are not a disability,

Author : SeverelySnaped
Publisher : SeverelySnaped
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 484 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Potions Master's Nephew written by SeverelySnaped and published by SeverelySnaped. This book was released on 2014-10-28 with total page 484 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a potion goes horribly wrong, Professor Snape is transformed and seemingly trapped in his fifteen-year-old body. Much to his disgust he finds himself enrolled into Harry Potter's fifth year, forced to hide his true identity. Girls, drama and teenage angst do not bode well with Severus. EDIT: This book is free, but google still insists on asking for payment details so it can charge you zero dollars. I can't fix this, sorry. But here's a link to the story available online anyways: http://www.the-potions-masters-nephew.com/Chapters.htm

Author : Timothy O'Donnell
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 9781411606883
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4.84/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes written by Timothy O'Donnell and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Chamber of Cheesecakes has been opened. Dieter's Beware!" reads the sinister warning in this hysterical parody of J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter" series. In this farce all of your favorite Harry Potter characters, places, and past events have been twisted around with devilish wit. You'll follow the adventures of Harry Putter, Ron Cheesley, and Hermione Stranger in their sixth year at school, seventh if you count preschool. While some of the encounters are spoofs reminiscent of the original tales, others are new, keeping the storyline fresh and unpredictable. If you like the original Harry Potter series, you'll love this crazy parody.

Author : Willa Cather
Publisher : U of Nebraska Press
ISBN 13 : 9780803263499
Total Pages : 572 pages
Book Rating : 4.9X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Life of Mary Baker G. Eddy and the History of Christian Science written by Willa Cather and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 1993-01-01 with total page 572 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This controversial biography of the founder of the Christian Science church was serialized in McClure's Magazine in 1907-8 and published as a book the next year. It disappeared almost overnight and has been difficult to find ever since. Although a Canadian mewspaperwoman named Georgine Milmine collected the material and was credited as the author, The Life Of Mary Baker G. Eddy was actually written by Willa Cather, an editor at McClure's at that time. In his introduction to this Bison Book edition, David Stouck reveals new evidence of Cather's authorship of The Life of Mary Baker G. Eddy. He discusses her fidelity to facts and her concern with psychology and philosophy that would take creative form later on. Indeed, this biography contains "some of the finest portrait sketches and reflections on human nature that Willa Cather would ever write."

Author : A. Guneratne
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 023061373X
Total Pages : 367 pages
Book Rating : 4.37/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Shakespeare, Film Studies, and the Visual Cultures of Modernity written by A. Guneratne and published by Springer. This book was released on 2016-04-30 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is the first in-depth cultural history of cinema's polyvalent and often contradictory appropriations of Shakespearean drama and performance traditions. The author argues that these adapatations have helped shape multiple aspects of film, from cinematic style to genre and narrative construction.

Author : Jonathan Cahn
Publisher : Charisma Media
ISBN 13 : 1629994766
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.65/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Paradigm written by Jonathan Cahn and published by Charisma Media. This book was released on 2017 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A detailed analysis of parallels between the Old Testament story of Jezebel and the career of Hillary Clinton, including the victory of Donald Trump.

Author : L. Dowell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780615881232
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hairy Pothead written by L. Dowell and published by . This book was released on 2014-06-26 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you enjoy reading puerile literature, this is for you." Cheech and Chong meet Harry Potter in this parody for all the Potterheads out there by L. Henry Dowell!!! Hairy Pothead the Stoned Sorcerer is an easy read, because let's face it, most of you who will be reading this book have probably smoked yourselves daft by now, anyway. On his 30th birthday, the stoner known as Hairy Pothead receives a somewhat delayed invitation to attend the Hawgsleg School of Wizardry and Herbology. While there, he meets a wacky group of misfits including a gentle giant named Groovius Haggard, the dark and disturbing Professor Rape and Bumbling Dumbass, the lovable old Headmaster of Hawgsleg. Of course, he also meets the two people destined to become his bestest friends, Red Measley and Hornie Stranger. Little do any of them know that an evil power is hiding in their very midst. "WHO?" That's right! "WHO?" Exactly! It's the villainous King Owl Jr.! But what does he want with dear old Hairy Please Note: This parody is NOT for children NOR prudish sorts! (And especially not for prudish sorts of children!!!) Also Note: This book contains a handy British slang guide in the back at no extra charge to you, gentle reader!

Author : Timothy Polashek
Publisher : Scarecrow Press
ISBN 13 : 0810884178
Total Pages : 708 pages
Book Rating : 4.75/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Word Rhythm Dictionary written by Timothy Polashek and published by Scarecrow Press. This book was released on 2014-04-18 with total page 708 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This new kind of dictionary reflects the use of “rhythm rhymes” by rappers, poets, and songwriters of today. Users can look up words to find collections of words that have the same rhythm as the original and are useable in ways that are familiar to us in everything from vers libre poetry to the lyrics and music of Bob Dylan and hip hop groups.