Gobbelino London A Scourge Of Pleasantries

Author : Watt M. Kim
Publisher : Gobbelino London, Pi
ISBN 13 : 9781916078093
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.95/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Gobbelino London & a Scourge of Pleasantries written by Watt M. Kim and published by Gobbelino London, Pi. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a mercenary feline PI and his human partner agree to find a missing book, it sounds like easy money - until they discover their client's actually a sorcerer, and the book is a Book of Power that's gone a bit feral. Now they've got 48 hours to get it back before it turns the world - and them - inside out...

Author : Kim M. Watt
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781916078086
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Gobbelino London & a Scourge of Pleasantries written by Kim M. Watt and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "What've we got?""Tigers. Snakes. Alligators. Tears in the skin of the universe." Susan shrugged. "I think I saw a kraken in the sink, too."Find a missing book. That was the job the woman in the Doc Martens gave us.Easy money, right?Only now it seems she's actually an ancient, powerful sorcerer, and the book is a Book of Power that doesn't want to be found.It wants to tear reality apart at the seams, and it'll use anyone it can to do it.So now we've got one spectacularly displeased sorcerer, a hungry, still-missing book, a dentist with bad hygiene, and a neighbourhood having some reality issues to deal with.Plus about a day before the book turns our world - and us - inside out.We've totally got this.I hope.This is the first book in the Gobbelino London, PI urban fantasy series, centred around the adventures of a mercenary feline PI and his human sidekick. It contains snarky cats and other gods, many bad jokes and terrible puns, plus a large serving of mythological and real creatures behaving badly. It will appeal to anyone who likes their fantasy funny, modern, and filled with friendship rather than romance - and also to those who suspect their cat may be living a great and secret life when they're not looking.A Scourge of Pleasantries contains some violence, particularly toward furniture, but none of it is graphic. It contains no sex and only mild language. It does, however, contain blasphemy.

Author : Neil Gaiman
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1504056280
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Panic written by Neil Gaiman and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times–bestselling author’s “hilarious . . . idiosyncratic . . . delightful” and definitive companion to a global phenomenon (Publishers Weekly). Douglas Adams’s “six-part trilogy,” The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy grew from a blip of a notion into an ever-expanding multimedia universe that amassed an unprecedented cult of followers and became an international sensation. As a young journalist, Neil Gaiman was given complete access to Adams’s life, times, gossip, unpublished outtakes, and files (and became privy to his writing process, insecurities, disillusionments, challenges, and triumphs). The resulting volume illuminates the unique, funny, dramatic, and improbable chronicle of an idea, an incredibly tall man, and a mind-boggling success story. In Don’t Panic, Gaiman celebrates everything Hitchhiker: the original radio play, the books, comics, video and computer games, films, television series, record albums, stage musicals, one-man shows, the Great One himself, and towels. And as Douglas Adams himself attested: “It’s all absolutely devastatingly true—except the bits that are lies.” Updated several times in the thirty years since its original publication, Don’t Panic is available for the first time in digital form. Part biography, part tell-all parody, part pop-culture history, part guide to a guide, Don’t Panic “deserves as much cult success as the Hitchhiker’s books themselves” (Time Out).

Author : Wilkie Martin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780957635197
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Inspector Hobbes and the Blood written by Wilkie Martin and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-20 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspector Hobbes and the Blood, a fast-paced comedy crime fantasy, set in the English Cotswolds, recounts the adventures of a monstrous police detective, during grave, ghoulish, goings-on. A mad pseudo vampire with the dagger of Vlad Tepes is behind robbery, and murder. It is a funny tale with a troll, human sacrifice, blood and great cooking.

Author : Tom Jolly
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781798980347
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book An Unusual Practice written by Tom Jolly and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Matthew Hamilton just wants to settle down to a quiet practice at Pembrook Clinic. But his first case drags him into a world of supernatural creatures, coming to him to solve their strange ailments. There are those out there that don't want things-that-go-bump-in-the-night to have their own doctor, and would just as soon see him dead. But he's acquired some very odd friends, and isn't going down without a fight.

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781838044756
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Gobbelino London & a Complication of Unicorns written by and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Tom Holt
Publisher : Orbit
ISBN 13 : 031623317X
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book In Your Dreams written by Tom Holt and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2012-09-04 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever been offered a promotion that seems too good to be true? The kind where you snap their arm off to accept, then wonder why all your long-serving colleagues look secretly relieved, as if they're off some strange and unpleasant hook? It's the kind of trick that deeply sinister companies like J.W. Wells & Co. pull all the time. Especially with employees who are too busy mooning over the office intern to think about what they're getting into. And it's why, right about now, Paul Carpenter is wishing he'd paid much less attention to the gorgeous Melze, and rather more to a little bit of job description small-print referring to "pest" control.

Author : Kim M. Watt
Publisher : Kim Watt
ISBN 13 : 9781999303730
Total Pages : 334 pages
Book Rating : 4.33/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Baking Bad written by Kim M. Watt and published by Kim Watt. This book was released on 2018-11-02 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tranquil village. A poisoned cupcake. A murdered vicar. All clues point to the Toot Hansell Women's Institute, and DI Adams figures this will be an easy case. But she figured without the ladies of the W.I., never mind Beaufort Scales, High Lord of the Cloverly dragons... A cozy mystery for lovers of tea, humour, and dragons (obviously).

Author : Wilkie Martin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780957635128
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Inspector Hobbes and the Curse written by Wilkie Martin and published by . This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set in the Cotswolds, this is the next instalment in the adventures of Inspector Hobbes, Mrs Goodfellow and Dregs, as narrated by the still disaster-prone Andy Caplet. It is a rip roaring, funny and moving tale of Andy's infatuation with a dangerously beautiful woman, starting off during investigations into sheep deaths and the mysterious disappearance of pheasants. These incidents appear to be connected to a rash of big cat sightings, and something horrible seems to be lurking in the woods. Is Andy cursed to be always unsuccessful in love, or is the curse something much darker, something that will arouse his primeval terrors? 'Love may be on the horizon but, beware, something wicked this way comes.'

Author : Robert Rankin
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0575088206
Total Pages : 262 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse written by Robert Rankin and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2011-06-16 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious comic fantasy from the bestselling cult creator of the Brentford Triangle Trilogy Once upon a time Jack set out to find his fortune in the big city. But the big city is Toy City, formerly known as Toy Town, and it has grown considerably since the good old days and isn't all that jolly any more. And there is a serial killer loose on the streets. The old, rich nursery rhyme characters are being slaughtered one by one and the Toy City police are getting nowhere in their investigations. Meanwhile, Private Eye Bill Winkie has gone missing, leaving behind his sidekick Eddie Bear to take care of things. Eddie may be a battered teddy with an identity crisis, but someone's got to stop the killer. When he teams up with Jack, the two are ready for the challenge. Not to mention the heavy drinking, bad behaviour, car chases, gratuitous sex and violence, toy fetishism and all-round grossness along the way. It's going to be an epic adventure!