Garden Gnomes

Author : Chuck Sambuchino
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 158008463X
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack written by Chuck Sambuchino and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-09-07 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. There’s a new threat in town—and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system—Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply—for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and—in the event that a secured perimeter is breached—confronting and combating the attackers at close range.

Author : Twigs Way
Publisher : Shire Publications
ISBN 13 : 9780747807100
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Garden Gnomes written by Twigs Way and published by Shire Publications. This book was released on 2009-09-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the intriguing story of garden gnomes and how they have come to reside in the flowerbeds of gardens across Britain. Originating in Europe, gnomes made the leap across the channel in the nineteenth century, where they were welcomed warmly by wealthy Brits who saw them as the must-have garden accessory. But the fortunes of the humble gnome were not to last, and they soon found themselves sneered at by serious gardeners. Turned away from fashionable gardens, the little gnomes found a friend in many a working class gardener, who adopted them in increasing numbers, and in a variety of humorous poses. Today, gnomes are as popular with the masses as ever, and this entertaining illustrated history will appeal to those who love, and hate, these small bearded characters.

Author : Marcus Mennes
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 9781594740107
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Gnome and Garden written by Marcus Mennes and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2004 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Fred Blunt
Publisher : Andersen Press USA
ISBN 13 : 172842996X
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Gnome written by Fred Blunt and published by Andersen Press USA. This book was released on 2020-08-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mr. Gnome is a grumpy little fellow. He's really quite rude and he is definitely NOT cute. So when Miss Witch asks him to kindly stop fishing in her pond, Mr. Gnome is in danger of finding out exactly what happens to gnomes who say "NO!" From author illustrator Fred Blunt comes this laugh-out-loud cautionary tale, told in a wonderfully conversational style.

Author : R. L. Stine
Publisher : Hippo Books
ISBN 13 : 9780590138956
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Revenge of the Garden Gnomes written by R. L. Stine and published by Hippo Books. This book was released on 1996 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since their dad brought home 2 evil-looking gnomes weird things have been happening in Joe and Mindy's garden. Someone's been creeping round squashing tomatoes and smashing melons. This must be a coincidence as the gnomes are just ornaments, aren't they?

Author : Greg Stones
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452150737
Total Pages : 67 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Garden Gnomes Have Issues written by Greg Stones and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-03-15 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Garden gnomes may be small, but their problems are often very big. They have issues with snowmen, magnets, bubblegum, and mimes. They really enjoy romance, skinny-dipping, and paper airplanes, but they have major issues with watermelons, mousetraps, trampolines, and teddy bears—and through it all they especially love one special thing. Artist Greg Stones turns his popular, playful illustration style to the tiny troubles of these beloved characters, presenting their inner lives with a warm and witty sense of the absurd.

Author : Jamichael Henterly
Publisher : Dial
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Good Night, Garden Gnome written by Jamichael Henterly and published by Dial. This book was released on 2001 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Depicts a gnome at work and play in his garden.

Author : Wil Huygen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781419769856
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.55/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Gnomes written by Wil Huygen and published by . This book was released on 2023-09-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A newly reissued edition of the beloved illustrated survey of gnome life, history, and lore, which has sold astronomically since its original publication in 1977 Did you know that gnome couples always have twin children? Or that a gnome is seven times as strong as a human? Do you want to hear some gossip from the gnome who knew Rembrandt? Dutch artist Rien Poortvliet's charming illustrations and physician Wil Huygen's detailed observations of the gnomes' habits, anatomy, and lifestyle are a delight for readers of all ages. Children will adore the gnome family's underground home and the constant interaction with animals; adults will appreciate the tongue-in-cheek scientific data. Gnomebody is immune to the gnomes' tremendous appeal--and a whole new generation is waiting to love them for the first time!

Author : Nigel Suckling
Publisher : Pavilion Books, Limited
ISBN 13 : 9781862054257
Total Pages : 91 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Gnomes and Gardens written by Nigel Suckling and published by Pavilion Books, Limited. This book was released on 2000 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A look at all aspects of gnome life, their origins and fashions, their pastimes, opinions and culinary tastes. It examines urban gnomes, suburban, bucolic and wild ones.

Author : David M. Swing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780974239408
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Gnomes in the Garden written by David M. Swing and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gnomes in the Garden is filled with tales of the authors' intriguing encounters with members of the Celtic Faerie tribes. The Fair Folk share their personal stories, spiritual quests, and adventures, so that you may learn for yourself what daily life is like in the Faerie realms. The Faerie also take this opportunity to present some of their most sacred spiritual teachings. These Celtic Christian teachings shine a new light upon the Holy Grail and its deeper meaning for Humanity. Animal Spirit Guides from the Faerie realm are on hand to provide the reader with step-by-step instructions on how to travel safely within the spirit realms through the art of shamanic journeying. Here you will also find Merlin's prophecies for the future of Mother Earth, so you may begin to prepare for impending changes which will have a great impact upon your life and the lives of those around you. The stories and teachings in Gnomes in the Garden open a gateway for seekers to explore the living world of the Celtic Faerie and walk the enchanted pathways of Tir na n'Og, Land of the Ever-Young.