Everybody Is Awful

Author : Jim Florentine
Publisher : Da Capo Press
ISBN 13 : 0306825643
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everybody Is Awful written by Jim Florentine and published by Da Capo Press. This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rant-ish memoir by the veteran stand-up comedian and former cohost of That Metal Show, with a foreword by Jim Norton Twitter Trolls. Facebook Freaks. Instagram Exhibitionists. These are just a few of the creatures our technology-obsessed culture has spawned in its quest to simplify our lives. The madness is so universal now that everyone has dealt with it. You log in to Facebook, read a stupid post, and immediately want to tell your "friend" to go have relations with himself. Sure, social media may keep us connected, but it is a breeding ground for idiots, and these idiots have crowd-sourced a storm of useless information, corny jokes, and douchebag drama that's wasting our time and screwing with our peace of mind. Thankfully, popular comedian and television host Jim Florentine has a solution for those of us on the verge of bashing our iPhones to bits. In Everybody Is Awful, Florentine attacks awful people and awful situations with the same biting satire and cringe-worthy humor that made him famous on television shows like Crank Yankers, Meet the Creeps, and That Metal Show. Along the way, Everybody Is Awful takes readers through the author's formative years, a time filled with rebellion and horrible behavior, to the crazy early days of his career as a stand-up comedian. Florentine also recounts how he developed an obsession with pranks that morphed into his uniquely vigilante style of comedy and made him one of the most legendary prank callers of all time. Florentine excels at channeling the core rage we all feel at the seemingly small annoyances of life, and his fans love the cathartic experience of his hilarious ranting and raving, a tradition continued in Everybody Is Awful. Acting as a de facto therapist, Florentine diagnoses awful behavior, shames awful people, and offers comedic takes on how to reclaim our lives from it all.

Author : Matt Bellassai
Publisher : Atria/Keywords Press
ISBN 13 : 1501166506
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.01/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everything Is Awful written by Matt Bellassai and published by Atria/Keywords Press. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the break-out star of BuzzFeed comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful and humiliating moments from his life so far, proving “the mantra of his life and career: being a human is hard work, so you may as well make your story funny when you can” (Bustle). Matt Bellassai has no idea what he’s doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially acceptable—nay—professional alcoholic. He’s got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess. This is Matt’s book. Just to clarify, though, it is absolutely not a memoir; Matt is far too young to have done anything worth remembering (though he did win an actual People’s Choice Award for his BuzzFeed web series, “Whine About It,” which is pretty good, if you ask his mother). This is also most certainly not a book of advice; he is too woefully ill-prepared for life to offer anything in the way of counsel. Call this a collection of awful moments that led to his grumbling, blundering adulthood—a chronicle of little indignities that, when taken together, amount to a life of hilarious anguish. With keen wit and plenty of self-deprecation, Matt reveals how hard it is to shed his past as the Midwest’s biggest nerd, and how he came out to his friends and family (the closet was a bit messy). Matt also wrestles with the humiliations of adulthood, like giving up on love in New York City, and combating the inner voice that tells him to say aloud all the things the rest of us are smart enough to keep to ourselves. You probably don’t need this book, but let’s be honest—you do. Since you’re already reading, you might as well pull up a chair, grab your glass(es) of wine, and enjoy.

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1086 pages
Book Rating : 4.54/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everybody's written by and published by . This book was released on 1926 with total page 1086 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Mike Allegra
Publisher : Imprint
ISBN 13 : 1250230616
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everybody's Favorite Book written by Mike Allegra and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A slyly fun picture book for kids and adults alike! Anyone who says, “You can’t please everybody,” isn’t trying hard enough. At least, that’s what the cheeky narrator of this meta picture book thinks! A "good" book may have a spaceman or a ninja or a cowboy, but Everybody’s Favorite Book has something better: a Space Ninja Cow. And that’s only the beginning. You like princesses? We got ‘em. Prefer a mystery? No sweat. Want the definition of "gallimaufry"? A good poop joke? A giant, carnivorous guinea pig? Check, check and check. And there's more! Much more! This book has everything, for everybody! Here’s hoping things don’t go awry. (Spoiler, they do.) An Imprint Book “Silliness abounds as the energy level on each increasingly crowded page ramps up... cheerfully chaotic.” —Kirkus

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 894 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everybody's Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1914 with total page 894 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Roger J.-B. Wets
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 598 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everybody's Magazine written by Roger J.-B. Wets and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 598 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595317855
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Awful Waffle written by and published by iUniverse. This book was released on with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Valerie Desmond
Publisher : Library of Alexandria
ISBN 13 : 1465558977
Total Pages : 95 pages
Book Rating : 4.78/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Awful Australian written by Valerie Desmond and published by Library of Alexandria. This book was released on 1911 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Marshall Everett
Publisher : DigiCat
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 323 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

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Download or read book "Lest We Forget": Chicago's Awful Theater Horror written by Marshall Everett and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2022-05-28 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book tells about the Iroquois Theatre fire that occurred on December 30, 1903, at the Iroquois Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, United States. The fire resulted in more than 600 deaths and was the deadliest theater fire and single-building fire in U.S. history. This book is a tribute to the tragedy that left a deep trace in the memory of past generations and is also horrifying to a modern reader.

Author : Shivdutt Thakur
Publisher : Partridge Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1482857235
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Awful Beautiful Love written by Shivdutt Thakur and published by Partridge Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-07 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A college is place where many love stories begin and end. We make friends for life time. Emotions, feelings, lust and desire are there in every heart in college. This story is about love, lust and betrayal it is about friendship. How one feels when he fails in love, how people fall in love dramatically, how a silent lover gets his love, how a guy so much in love with someone get ditched, how lust over comes love. This story is all about love and its beautiful and awful aspects.