Decked With Holly

Author : Marni Bates
Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 0758280017
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.15/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Decked with Holly written by Marni Bates and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2011-10-24 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of Awkward presents a holiday tale of one teenage girl who is about to go way out of her comfort zone—and into the arms of a rockstar . . . Spending Christmas vacation on a cruise with her two cousins from hell isn’t Holly Dayton’s idea of a good time. And when in a moment of seasick-fueled desperation she lurches into an open suite—she’s greeted with an eyeful of pepper spray. The culprit? A gorgeous guy calling himself Nick. But when Holly goes to make her exit, she gets the shock of her life: a corridor crammed with screaming teenage fans. Because Nick just happens to be Dominic Wyatt, drummer for ReadySet—one of the hottest bands in America. Suddenly rumors are swirling, and Holly’s face is captured on countless phones and plastered all over the Internet. But the band can’t risk a scandal destroying their family-friendly image, so Dominic convinces Holly to be his fake girlfriend—just for two weeks. How bad could it be to be fauxmantically involved with one of the cutest rockstars on the planet? Holly’s about to find out . . . Praise for Marni Bates and Decked with Holly “Fans of Meg Cabot will find Marni’s voice equally charming and endearing.” —Julie Kagawa, New York Times–bestselling author “This book may have the funniest ‘meet cute’ episode I have ever read. I was literally crying from laughing so hard . . . This book is a riot.” —Rhapsody in Books Weblog “A book that gives all warm and fuzzy feels . . . Those looking for a humorous and light read that is tinged with romance, then Decked with Holly will not disappoint.” —Word Revel

Author : Gavin Edwards
Publisher : Harper Perennial
ISBN 13 : 9780060952938
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly written by Gavin Edwards and published by Harper Perennial. This book was released on 1998-10-23 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do You Hear What I Hear? "Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go drown in Listerine," "We wish you a very crisp mess," and "O come, hoggy faithful." The master of the misheard, Gavin Edwards, author of the bestselling 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy and He's Got the Whole World in His Pants, has done it again, this time with a collection of bungled Christmas lyrics from misguided wassailers. Just in time for the holidays, Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly uncovers some of the most hilarious--and twisted--Yuletide blunders, including: "Just like the wands I used to know" ("Just like the ones I used to know" -- "White Christmas") "He's making a list, chicken and rice" ("He's making a list, checking it twice" -- "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town") "Olive, the other reindeer" ("All of the other reindeer" -- "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer") "Round John Virgin" ("Round yon virgin" -- "Silent Night")

Author : Tiffany Stewart
Publisher : Farrar, Straus & Giroux (BYR)
ISBN 13 : 0374305757
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Holly Jolly Summer written by Tiffany Stewart and published by Farrar, Straus & Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this lighthearted beach read about family, friendship, and fa-la-la, it's up to love-struck teen Darby to save the spirit of her Southern town called Christmas.

Author : Marni Bates
Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 0758277725
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Awkward written by Marni Bates and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2011-10-24 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm Mackenzie Wellesley, and I've spent my life avoiding the spotlight. But that was four million hits ago. . . Blame it on that grade school ballet recital, when I tripped and pulled the curtain down, only to reveal my father kissing my dance instructor. At Smith High, I'm doing a pretty good job of being the awkward freshman people only notice when they need help with homework. Until I send a burly football player flying with my massive backpack, and make a disastrous--not to mention unwelcome--attempt at CPR. Just when I think it's time for home schooling, the whole fiasco explodes on Youtube. And then the strangest thing happens. Suddenly, I'm the latest sensation, sucked into a whirlwind of rock stars, paparazzi, and free designer clothes. I even catch the eye of the most popular guy at school. That's when life gets really interesting. . .. "Fans of Meg Cabot will find Marni's voice equally charming and endearing."--Julie Kagawa, New York Times bestselling author

Author : Marni Bates
Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 0758269382
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Invisible written by Marni Bates and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maintaining a low profile in order to survive high school, Jane Smith receives unwanted attention when she publishes an article in the school newspaper that reveals some of the popular kids' secrets.

Author : Erin Dealey
Publisher : Sleeping Bear Press
ISBN 13 : 1627530460
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Deck the Walls written by Erin Dealey and published by Sleeping Bear Press. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la la. How wonderful the old carol sounds. A vision of warm family gatherings peacefully celebrating the holiday season comes to mind. But wait, this doesn’t sound like a peaceful family get-together. What is happening here? Deck the walls with mashed potatoes! Fa la la la la la la la la. Make a snowman with tomatoes. Fa la la la la la la la la. Author Erin Dealey has taken the old holiday classic and turned it on its head. In her riotous, raucous rendition of a family meal gone hilariously awry, you’ll find food hockey, vegetable sculptures, crashing dishes, and grown-ups wondering what has gone wrong. From “Feed the dog our peas and carrots” to “Food tastes better when you wear it,” readers young and old will never forget this new take on an old holiday carol!

Author : Running Press
Publisher : Running Press Kids
ISBN 13 : 9780762496334
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Deck the Halls written by Running Press and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Small furry animals celebrate the joys of Christmas with a rendition of the popular Christmas song as they decorate a Christmas tree.

Author : Marni Bates
Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 0758269390
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Notable written by Marni Bates and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chelsea Halloway is the most popular girl at Smith High School, but when her parents decide it's best for her to study overseas while they finalize the details of their divorce, Chelsea is sent off to Cambodia and faces the challenges of a lifetime.

Author : Public Domain
Publisher : Atheneum Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 9781416917717
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.13/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Deck the Halls written by Public Domain and published by Atheneum Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008-10-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Written in the sixteenth century, "Deck the Halls" has been a favorite holiday song for generations of Americans. Now see it brought to life like never before as it is set with classic, Americana images by the master of all things festive, Norman Rockwell, Children go sleigh riding and wait anxiously for the arrival of Santa Claus, families sing Christmas carols, and Santa gets ready for his big night in this Christmas-themed tribute to Norman Rockwell and the American culture so beautifully immortalized in his art. With a foreword by Norman Rockwell's grandson, John Rockwell, this book is a treasure that families will love to sing along with.

Author : Dan Gutman
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062206842
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.48/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Weird School Special: Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls! written by Dan Gutman and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! It's Christmas, and you know what that means! Santa Claus is coming to town! Or at least to the local mall. But what happens when kid rapper Cray-Z gives a Christmas concert at the same mall and all his fans go bananas? One thing's for sure—if A.J. and the gang from Ella Mentry School want to save the day, they will need a Christmas miracle. Bestselling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this special series of after-school, holiday-themed chapter books featuring hilarious stories and thirty-two pages of games, puzzles, and more. This is one weird Christmas special you won’t want to miss!