Dave Barrys Stay Fit And Healthy Until Youre Dead

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Rodale
ISBN 13 : 9780878575701
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead written by Dave Barry and published by Rodale. This book was released on 1985 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dave Barry tackles the fitness industry in this classic spoof of health and diet books everywhere.AUTHORBIO: DAVE BARRY is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Miami Herald journalist whose articles appear in hundreds of newspapers each week. He is the author of more than 20 books and lives in Miami, Florida.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780878576685
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead written by Dave Barry and published by . This book was released on 1985-04 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fitness and vitality can be yours, writes Dave Barry-- provided you have the discipline, drive, and the plain old-fashioned guts required to procure the necessary steroids. This manual may help, too, but you'll just have to buy it and find out. Barry on executive fitness Today's top executives eat teeny meals and run 10 miles and play tennis and work out every day. Of course, they're so busy getting fit that many don't even know where their offices are. That's why the entire U.S. economy is now manufactured overseas. Barry on fitness after death A quick chill, to approximately 325 degrees below zero, yields a muscle tone that we normally associate only with world-class body builders and certain minerals! Barry on nutrition Every morning you should take a vitamin A pill, followed by a vitamin D, followed by an E, until you've spelled the healthful mnemonic phrase: "A DEAD CAD BAKED A BAD CAKE, ACE." And eat all the fiber-rich foods you can shove down your throat; these would be mainly your cotton candy and your Slim Jims. Barry on junk foods White bread and refined sugar, if eaten, cause death within hours. So it's important to watch what you eat, at least until you get it inside your mouth. After that it becomes pretty disgusting.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Random House Value Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780517064863
Total Pages : 396 pages
Book Rating : 4.63/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dave Barry's Guide to Life written by Dave Barry and published by Random House Value Publishing. This book was released on 1991 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains the complete and unabridged texts of: Dave Barry's guide to marriage and/or sex, Babies and other hazards of sex, Stay fit and healthy until you're dead, and Claw your way to the top.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Rodale
ISBN 13 : 9780878575107
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.03/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Babies and Other Hazards of Sex written by Dave Barry and published by Rodale. This book was released on 1984 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A syndicated humorist discusses natural breathing and techniques to endure the ordeal of baby showers

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101187271
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I'll Mature When I'm Dead written by Dave Barry and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'll Mature When I'm Dead is the New York Times bestseller from "the funniest man in America" (New York Times). Let Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist and nationally unrecognized voice of maturity Dave Barry make the journey to adulthood a little easier—and a lot funnier. Not everyone has to be dragged kicking and screaming through adulthood. Dave Barry will help through this process—with his hilarious takes on parenting, changing self-image, the battle of the sexes, technology, health care, celebrityhood, and even vampires!

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Rodale Books
ISBN 13 : 9780878577255
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.54/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex written by Dave Barry and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2000-01-15 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No book can guarantee you a long and happy relationship, even if the author didn't know about your secret hygiene problem. But the cover of a book is no place to discuss that. In Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex, one of America's most beloved writers turns his keen, if somewhat rheumy, eye to the institution of marriage. Dating. "These are nonstereotypical times we live in, by which I mean that it is the responsibility of the woman to think up excuses that get progressively more obvious until the man figures out that the woman would rather chew on a rat pancreas." Sex. "I'm afraid that we must talk here about sex in a very explicit manner, because we want to expand the Frontiers of Human Understanding, and also we want to sell as many books as possible to adolescent boys." Marriage. "Most squabbles start with money. For example, you want to buy food, while your spouse wants to buy a thoroughbred racehorse. It's important, in these situations, for both of you to be willing to sit down and try to achieve a workable compromise. In this case, you could buy a thoroughbred racehorse and eat it."

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Rodale
ISBN 13 : 9780878576524
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Claw Your Way to the Top written by Dave Barry and published by Rodale. This book was released on 1986 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous guide with valuable advice and tips for moving up the corporate ladder.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Penguin Group
ISBN 13 : 0425272842
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.48/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You Can Date Boys When You're Forty written by Dave Barry and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2015-03-03 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If there’s one thing that New York Times bestselling author and Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist Dave Barry is an expert on, it’s raising a daughter. …which means he’s not an expert on much considering the breadth of his knowledge on that subject fills only a single chapter of a book. However, what Dave Barry is good at is giving unsolicited advice on topics he’s definitively not an expert on. In fact, he now has an entire book filled with guidance on things he knows nothing about, including: surviving in the wild, wooing women, cremation, maintaining a scintillating conversation, Justin Bieber, the U.S. Postal Service, enduring the TSA, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, and, most obviously, being a professional author. With trademark wit and unmatched insight into the insanity of everyday life, Dave Barry presents a series of hilarious, never-before-published essays on the trials and tribulations of living and laughing in the modern age.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0425280144
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster) written by Dave Barry and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now in paperback from the Pulitzer Prize winner, the hilarious New York Times–bestselling exploration of what generations can teach one another—or not. During the course of his life, Dave Barry has learned much of wisdom, and he is eager to pass it on. Among other brilliant, brand-new pieces, Dave shares home truths with his new grandson and his daughter Sophie; explores the hometown of his youth, where all the parents seemed to be having un-Mad Men–like fun; and dives into firsthand accounts of the soccer craziness of Brazil and the just plain crazy craziness of Vladimir Putin’s Russia.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110120723X
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far) written by Dave Barry and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-09-17 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliantly funny look at the tumultuous recent past from the Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist. Remember when everything was going to go to hell when Y2K struck? That didn't happen. Right? But what did happen? To provide a little perspective on a really messed-up millennium (so far), the one and only Dave Barry slips into his historian's robe (it's plush terrycloth) and revisits the defining moments in our country's recent history, from the Bush years to-jeez, it's still the Bush years! As an added bonus, Barry quickly "we're busy here" tosses in the complete history of the last millennium, covering crucial turning points such as the invention of the pizza by Leonardo da Vinci and the computer by Charles Babbage (who died in 1871 still waiting to talk to tech support). Fellow Americans, the time has come to bone up with Barry as he puts the hysterical in history.