Butt Out

Author : Holly Lansley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781788439879
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Butt Out! written by Holly Lansley and published by . This book was released on 2019-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join in with the animal friends as they teach Hyena a lesson about butting out. Children will love squishing the butts of various wild animals throughout this hilarious board book. The squidgy butt-shaped touch is attached to the last page and die-cut through to the cover, so it's visible on every spread!

Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher : Oratia Media Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1877514578
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I need a new bum written by Dawn McMillan and published by Oratia Media Ltd. This book was released on 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

Author : Anna Quindlen
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0812996100
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Nanaville written by Anna Quindlen and published by Random House. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The perfect gift for new parents and grandparents this Mother’s Day: a bighearted book of wisdom, wit, and insight, celebrating the love and joy of being a grandmother, from the Pulitzer Prize–winning columnist and #1 bestselling author “This tender book should be required reading for grandparents everywhere.”—Booklist (starred review) “I am changing his diaper, he is kicking and complaining, his exhausted father has gone to the kitchen for a glass of water, his exhausted mother is prone on the couch. He weighs little more than a large sack of flour and yet he has laid waste to the living room: swaddles on the chair, a nursing pillow on the sofa, a car seat, a stroller. No one cares about order, he is our order, we revolve around him. And as I try to get in the creases of his thighs with a wipe, I look at his, let’s be honest, largely formless face and unfocused eyes and fall in love with him. Look at him and think, well, that’s taken care of, I will do anything for you as long as we both shall live, world without end, amen.” Before blogs even existed, Anna Quindlen became a go-to writer on the joys and challenges of family, motherhood, and modern life, in her nationally syndicated column. Now she’s taking the next step and going full nana in the pages of this lively, beautiful, and moving book about being a grandmother. Quindlen offers thoughtful and telling observations about her new role, no longer mother and decision-maker but secondary character and support to the parents of her grandson. She writes, “Where I once led, I have to learn to follow.” Eventually a close friend provides words to live by: “Did they ask you?” Candid, funny, frank, and illuminating, Quindlen’s singular voice has never been sharper or warmer. With the same insights she brought to motherhood in Living Out Loud and to growing older in Lots of Candles, Plenty of Cake, this new nana uses her own experiences to illuminate those of many others. Praise for Nanaville “Witty and thoughtful . . . Nanaville serves up enough vivid anecdotes and fresh insights—about childhood, about parenthood, about grandparenthood and about life—to make for a gratifying read.”—The New York Times “Classic, bittersweet Quindlen . . . [Her] wonder at seeing her eldest child grow into his new role is lovely and moving. . . . The best parts of Nanaville are the charming vignettes of Quindlen's solo time with her grandson.”—NPR

Author : Randy Step
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781933750019
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Get Your Butt Out the Door written by Randy Step and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is intended to do just that, to help make your daily run happen. No matter if you are an Olympic athlete or just trying to break a sweat. When work, family or your mind and body seem to gang up to stop you from getting out that door, these 365 motivational pokes will give you the ammo you need to thwart the assault on your daily run-your daily bread.

Author : Kurt Brungardt
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780679754817
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Complete Book of Butt and Legs written by Kurt Brungardt and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A complete lower-body fitness guide for everyone with a comprehensive collection of the best exercises to strengthen and tone.

Author : Erica S. Perl
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1613124333
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Chicken Butt! written by Erica S. Perl and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-10-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know what? What? Chicken butt! The classic schoolyard joke has been recast as an irreverent picture book, with call-and-response parts for parent and child. The word repetition in Erica S. Perl’s text, and wonderfully comic illustrations by beloved artist Henry Cole, make this a particularly inviting book for new readers, as does the opportunity to “trick†? a parent or other adult into participating in a very silly joke. The humor builds to a surprising and satisfying conclusion. Warning: Kids will want to read this one over and over and over again! “An unhinged piece of slap-happy rhyming...rocket-propelled artwork...the romp is a powerful piece of cacophony, more frenetic by the moment.†?—Kirkus Reviews

Author : Heath McKenzie
Publisher : Scholastic Press
ISBN 13 : 9781742997902
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Butt Out! written by Heath McKenzie and published by Scholastic Press. This book was released on 2018-11 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baboon LOVES having his butt out! How cheeky! What happens when all the well-dressed animals in town tell him to cover up?

Author : Artie Bennett
Publisher : Bloomsbury USA Childrens
ISBN 13 : 9781599903118
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.13/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Butt Book written by Artie Bennett and published by Bloomsbury USA Childrens. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tall butts, short butts, round butts, flat butts. Butts on mummies and butts on mommies. Butts on giraffes and elephants and dogs and... FISH? Yes, even fish butts are celebrated in this tribute to backsides, rumps, tushies, keisters, heinies, and derrieres. Dozens of funny rhymes and pages of laugh-out-loud pictures pay homage to a body part that keeps kids and grown-ups giggling with glee. Bottoms up!

Author : Derick Wilder
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797208721
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Does a Bulldozer Have a Butt? written by Derick Wilder and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2022-05-24 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Green Eggs and Ham meets Everyone Poops in this laugh-out-loud story that asks—and answers—the burning question in every kid's life. Does a scarecrow have a butt? Yep, you stuff him with a straw one. And does a crayon have a butt? Nope, but it can surely draw one. This silly, funny, clever book will be the most quoted text in all of elementary school. Over the course of a long walk across a city, one curious kid needs to know: "Does it have a butt?" Everything from sheep to ghosts to dinosaurs is subjected to this all-important question, and Dad is a never-ending source of answers. On a laugh-out-loud father-child ramble, we come to see that every butt, from a bullfrog's to a zombie's, has its own distinctive, and distinctively hilarious, quality. LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: It's impossible to find a kid who doesn't giggle at the word "butt." The repetition of the word, the varied assortment of butts, and the clever rhymes make this a book that both parents and children will return to over and over again. A SNEAKY WAY TO TEACH ABOUT CONTEXT: The book isn't simply a repetition of one joke or word. Instead, it offers a crafty way of talking about what things mean in different contexts. SILLY AND SWEET, NOT GROSS: Butt jokes can potentially cross a line and become offensive or insensitive, but the tone and choices throughout this book are sweet and innocent, making it a unique, accessible option for parents and educators who want to normalize the asking of difficult questions. COUNT THE BUTTS! This book will change how you see the world: Not only will you start wondering about all inanimate objects' butts, you'll start seeing them everywhere! There are nearly 200 butts in the illustrations that aren't even mentioned in the text. Keen-eyed young readers will delight in the most hilarious seek-and-find they could ever imagine! Perfect for: • Parents • Grandparents • Educators and librarians • Fans of funny books

Author : David Kirsch
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781615841707
Total Pages : 81 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book David Kirsch's Butt Book written by David Kirsch and published by . This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is your butt too big? David Kirsch will reduce it. Too wide? He'll pull it in. Too flat or completely nonexistent? He'll pump it up! In his latest book, celebrity trainer David Kirsch, shares his secrets for shaping the perfect pert and perky butt. His new witty, cartoon-inspired how-to manual, offers star-tested advice for a complete butt makeover. It's David's formula for firming, sculpting or shrinking your butt using the right moves for your butt type be it the Apple (big all over), Pear (too much junk in the trunk ), Banana (big hips, flat butt), or String Bean (no hips, no butt.) Plus, he gives you the right sequence for achieving maximum results. DAVID KIRSCH'S BUTT BOOK also includes complete cardio prescriptions for all body types and nutrition tips on foods that won t go straight to your butt.