Always Lots Of Heinies At The Zoo

Author : Ayun Halliday
Publisher : Disney-Hyperion
ISBN 13 : 9781423113522
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Always Lots of Heinies at the Zoo written by Ayun Halliday and published by Disney-Hyperion. This book was released on 2009-05-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about zoo residents? Is it because they're cooped up all day with nothing better to do? Is it because they lack the appropriate clothing for their unusual size and shape? Is there no laundry service? Whatever the reason, whenever you go to the zoo, what can you be sure to see? Heinies, and plenty of 'em. From demure to bodacious, Ayun Halliday and Dan Santat are finally willing to show us the true appeal of the zoo--There are always heinies, and lots of 'em.

Author : Ayun Halliday
Publisher : Seal Press
ISBN 13 : 1580056024
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book No Touch Monkey! written by Ayun Halliday and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2015-08-25 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zine queen Ayun Halliday confesses the best-and worst-of her globetrotting misadventures. "I laughed hard on nearly every page of this shockingly intimate memoir and deeply funny book." -- Stephen Colbert Ayun Halliday may not make for the most sensible travel companion, but she is certainly one of the zaniest, with a knack for inserting herself (and her unwitting cohorts) into bizarre situations around the globe. Curator of kitsch and unabashed aficionada of pop culture, Halliday offers bemused, self-deprecating narration of events from guerrilla theater in Romania to drug-induced Apocalypse Now reenactments in Vietnam to a perhaps more surreal collagen-implant demonstration at a Paris fashion show emceed by Lauren Bacall. On layover in Amsterdam, Halliday finds unlikely trouble in the red-light district -- eliciting the ire of a tiny, violent madam, and is forced to explain tampons to soldiers in Kashmir -- "they're for ladies. Bleeding ladies" -- that, she admits, "might have looked like white cotton bullets lined up in their box." A self-admittedly bumbling vacationer, Halliday shares -- with razor-sharp wit and to hilarious effect -- the travel stories most are too self-conscious to tell. Includes line drawings, generously provided by the author.

Author : Ayun Halliday
Publisher : Schwartz & Wade
ISBN 13 : 0307979091
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Peanut written by Ayun Halliday and published by Schwartz & Wade. This book was released on 2012-12-26 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Before you write me off as a delusional psycho, think about what it's like to be thrown into a situation where everyone knows everyone . . . and no one knows you." Sadie has the perfect plan to snag some friends when she transfers to Plainfield High—pretend to have a peanut allergy. But what happens when you have to hand in that student health form your unsuspecting mom was supposed to fill out? And what if your new friends want to come over and your mom serves them snacks? (Peanut butter sandwich, anyone?) And then there's the bake sale, when your teacher thinks you ate a brownie with peanuts. Graphic coming-of-age novels have huge cross-over potential, and Peanut is sure to appeal to adults and teens alike.

Author : Andrea N. Richesin
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1426831005
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.03/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Because I Love Her written by Andrea N. Richesin and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2009-04-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This profound and poignant collection highlights some of the best literary writers of our time in an era when the roles of mothers and daughters are constantly being questioned and redefined. Because I Love Her explores the deepest bonds and truths of motherhood by sharing stories and secrets of becoming a mother and grandmother. Ranging from established and bestselling authors to exciting new voices, these women reveal what their mothers taught them, what they in turn hope to impart to their daughters and, finally, what they've learned as a bridge between the two.

Author : Jill Esbaum
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0375984720
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.23/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tom's Tweet written by Jill Esbaum and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2011-11-08 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom is on the hunt for a tasty morning treat when he spies a flip-flapping, fluttery bird just there for the taking. Hello, breakfast! But little Tweet with his big black button eyes is too skinny to eat. Tom is determined to not get involved, but he can't just leave Tweet there . . . frightened, unhappy, alone. Consarn it! It's just Tom's luck to get stuck with a Tweet!

Author : Jason Bitner
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 0312565526
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cassette From My Ex written by Jason Bitner and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-10-27 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An art form combining the skills of a DJ with the intimacy of a letter, a good mixtape was the ultimate audio valentine. Today, when the iPod and playlists reign supreme, the cassette has been rendered obsolete, and the art of crafting these sonic calling cards has been relegated to back-of-the-closet, thirty-something nostalgia. Now, thanks to Jason Bitner, we can relive our lost youth and lost loves. In Cassette from My Ex, sixty noted writers and musicians wax poetic about their own experiences with these charming artifacts and the relationships that inspired them. Contributors include: Maxim editor Joe Levy Author Rick Moody Former Rolling Stone writer and MTV2 veejay Jancee Dunn The Magnetic Fields' Claudia Gonson Stories range from the irreverently sweet, such as the doomed love affair between a Deadhead and a Goth, to the touching, such as the heartbreaking discovery of a former love passing away. Everyone will find a story or a song to relate to. Just hit play.

Author : Curt “Voices Galore” Gebhart
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 162838123X
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book At the Zoo written by Curt “Voices Galore” Gebhart and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2015-04-17 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written and sung by Curt, "Voices Galore", Gebhart, At the Zoo is an adventure for all ages, exploring the cast of characters one commonly encounters on a trip to the zoo. As educational as it is entertaining, this musical short story thrusts you into the magical world of the animal kingdom. Master John Harrattan's illustrations highlight the likes of Elephants, Polar Bears, Kangaroos, and many more. Each animal delightfully provides clues to its species, and even the zookeeper joins in to close out yet another wonder-filled day, "At the Zoo." The musical version, co-arranged and produced by Roland Parkins, displays a wide range of instruments as well as voices galore.

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Publisher : Golden Books
ISBN 13 : 0307581187
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Zoo Book written by and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 1967 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Depicts the variety of animals that live in a zoo.

Author : Danna Smith
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780547049823
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.2X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Two at the Zoo written by Danna Smith and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2009 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A grandfather and grandchild go to the zoo, where they count animals from one to ten.

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 510 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book School Library Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 510 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: