A Man Walks Into A Barn

Author : Chad Oldfather
Publisher : Trafalgar Square Books
ISBN 13 : 1646010566
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Man Walks Into a Barn written by Chad Oldfather and published by Trafalgar Square Books. This book was released on 2022-03-31 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A smart, funny memoir exploring the evolution of a man and his relationship with his daughters as they grow up in the grips of the equestrian life. When Chad Oldfather found himself the parent of a toddler who, out of nowhere, became obsessed with horses, he had no idea what awaited. With his younger daughters similarly afflicted, Oldfather was soon enmeshed in the consuming subculture of barns, riding, and horse shows, learning not just about the animals that so inexplicably drew his girls, but also about the people and personalities that populated the spaces around them. A book for parents, whatever their children's interests, and for equestrians, who know what it's like “on the inside” (but maybe not what it's like on the outside, looking in), A Man Walks into a Barn is a wise, witty, and, at times, critical look at both the light and dark sides of youth sports, and equestrianism in particular. Readers find themselves rooting for Oldfather as he struggles to be the best dad he can, supporting a child's dreams in the face of long odds and extraordinary expenses. He writes about his parenting choices and the strange world he finds himself in with humor and honesty, critically examining riding's high cost and the inaccessibility and inequality that results. Aware of the flaws and dangers of youth athletics, as well as the benefits, he strives to protect his girls while supporting their ambitions the best ways he knows how. Filled with the joys, heartbreaks, and life lessons that come from training, competition, and time in the company of horses, this is mostly a book about family, and the strong bonds that can form when parent and child join hands and pursue a passion together.

Author : Stephen Arnott
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612433723
Total Pages : 653 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Man Walks into a Bar written by Stephen Arnott and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-08-28 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569759405
Total Pages : 349 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Big Ass Book of Jokes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-02-10 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Author : Bruce L. Taylor
Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1666737283
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Love Walks on Wounded Feet written by Bruce L. Taylor and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2022-06-08 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this new volume of sermons for the Common Lectionary (Revised), experienced preacher and pastor Bruce L. Taylor offers more theologically rich, sacramentally sensitive, and biblically centered proclamations for the Sundays and major feast days from Advent through Eastertide. As in his earlier sermon collections, readers will find in this first installment in a new series for the lectionary cycle a strong testimony to Christian unity and a deep appreciation of the heritage and contemporary relevance of the church as well as the importance of individual discipleship and commitment to prophetic servanthood. The collection includes examples of poignant story sermons which demonstrate how this style of preaching can be profound as well as engaging. Preachers, teachers of homiletics and practical theology, and devotional readers alike will find Love Walks on Wounded Feet to be a trustworthy and welcome companion for the Christian journey. Along the way, they will discover the treasures of the liturgical year and faithfully explore Matthew’s Gospel and the accompanying Scripture passages commended for use in Christian worship during Year A of the lectionary cycle.

Author : Ian Chorao
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743437764
Total Pages : 388 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bruiser written by Ian Chorao and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-03-23 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BRUISER is the story and the nickname of a nine-year-old boy living in a highly dysfunctional family in the 1970's (a bit like "The Ice Storm" on the Upper West Side) whose search for meaning and answers leads him to the open road and, eventually, the seeds of wisdom. Through the limitations of a young boy's awareness, we see the deteriorating marriage of his distant father and struggling mother, and the effects of their conflicts on Bruiser and his two older brothers. The disjunction between his literal misinterpretations, which often contain an emotional truth, and our adult understanding of the circumstances, creates the tension that runs throughout the novel. Bruiser has a kindred spirit in Darla, the prococious daughter in an already broken home who lives across the alleyway. As the tension mounts in each household, Darla conceives of a plan for the two of them that takes Bruiser on the most frightening and illuminating journey of his life, and one that will have tragic consequences.

Author : Carl Sheffield
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1532016735
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Staff of Ira written by Carl Sheffield and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2017-02-06 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A time long ago, on the planet of Boldly, a race was on the verge of extinction with little hope left to find a way to stop it. The leader and his scientist tried taking DNA from other species on the planet to create a new life form. A new life they did create, yet it was not acceptable. The scientist told the leader, A female we must have. This statement brought many questions as to how or where. The only females on the planet were infertile. As they sat and pondered as to how they would come about such females, an idea occurred. Lets build a ship, said the scientist, to carry us to other worlds in search of a female.

Author : Pamela A. Clark
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1426951337
Total Pages : 721 pages
Book Rating : 4.36/5 ( download)

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Download or read book ...But They Call Me Sonny written by Pamela A. Clark and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-01-31 with total page 721 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pamela lost her dad when she was three. Later she begins a search to find a grandfather presented by such a loss. Armed with a mission to find him, the facts start to skew. Clues twist and turn; and then entwine to such a degree she bumps into her dad's story. and learns the only way to find the man fate chose to leave behind is that first she must go through her dad. Both in the search, both on the same path, but forty years apart, do the gods lead them to the one they want so desperately to find. Fourteen and growing up in the streets, Sonny cant wait to leave; he lives for the day he can put all the shame behind him. But with the hard times that have hit the country and the fact all the kids depend on himwhere would he go. Its not as if he has a direction. All he has in this world is his brother Paul. and even though Paul has him by a few years, the big guy depends on him too. Naw, labeled bastards since as far back as they can rememberits just he and Paul against the rest of them. Forced to be the responsible one, he will bide his time and deal with the chaos and turmoil as it comes. That is until he finds out the secret kept; one that ignites a fire so strong that without thought leads him on a journey that will take him to all but two of the forty-eight states in the Union. Join him on his mission. Share his thoughts. Share his dreams. Life now his school, meet those that help shape the man he grows up to be. Travel with him through a period of time when millions of Americans are on the same path. A period of history now known as the Great Depression, they're all looking for a better lifeall that is except one. Sonny isnt looking for a better lifehe is looking for his life. but they call me Sonny is a book based on a real life. Does he have a dad? If so, where is he? Why would the man take off and leave him alone with Susie? Can he fill the void that aches in his heart? and is it true, was he robbed of the life he was born to live? Who are these strangers standing over your grave; ... not knowing your story and you not knowing theirs. We are the ones that know where you lie; ... yet we are the ones that wont let you die. Maybe this story will comfort our hearts; ... to bring us closer and not so far apart. We always wondered, we were always sad; ... and all we could do is call you Dad.

Author : James Wosochlo Jr.
Publisher : Archway Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1480898775
Total Pages : 249 pages
Book Rating : 4.76/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Appalachian written by James Wosochlo Jr. and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2020-12-14 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Appalachian Mountains have always been full of mystery, abounding in legends and bloodshed during the French Indian War and the Revolutionary War. However, from 1850 to 1889, a new horror haunted these lands. Secrets of devious deeds that were carefully hidden behind the walls of a tavern owned by Matthias Schaumboch. In his two-room tavern, Matthias confessed on his deathbed to murdering eleven to fourteen people before he lost count. Rumors had already abounded as locals whispered about Matthias killing lonely travelers for valuables and then dismembering the bodies. There were even rumors of Matthias feeding his victims to unknowing guests at Schaumboch’s Tavern. Only later were the atrocities confirmed when the property was purchased after Matthias’s death by William and Anne Turner. They began to find human skulls in the water wells and human bones on the property. Based on true events and local history, this is the story of America’s first serial killer. Even today, curious visitors can drive the lonely road to Hawk Mountain Sanctuary and view the tavern just off the road—at their own peril.

Author : E.C. Croslin
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1477105638
Total Pages : 341 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Trail of the Master Spies written by E.C. Croslin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-06 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The heads of various Agencies, the CIA, NSA, the British Secret Service, Interpol along with others, have had some of their best agents killed, all with some kind of animal names, amongst those next on the list is John Fernardaz a.k.a. James Barn, the Jaguar. Another man who is known as one of Egypt's Master Spies is the Chief of Egypt's own Secret Service, John is placed on a dangerous mission to stop the person or persons responsible, as well as find two beautiful women who hold the possible answers to the murders, without he himself being discovered and killed. From England to the Middle East, his search leads him to ruff night clubs, and through a maze of brushes, a fight with a magician and a room filled with realistic maninkins. The kill is clever, witty and above all else dangerous, leaving a trail of bodies and no real clues, in ever country he or she has been in. The prizes mount, with Barn hoping now to be one of those mounted on the wall of a man called the Trophy Master.

Author : Sabato diVincenti
Publisher : Archway Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1665705426
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.24/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Spinnaker written by Sabato diVincenti and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2021-06-20 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SPINNAKER is a thrilling tale of romance, weaving fiction, and fact in an intriguing mystery, adding drama and suspense while intertwining espionage within the characters’ lives. Chapter after chapter you will join in on incredible and bizarre events and follow a passionate love affair along with grim details of murder and revenge. As the story unfolds in 1943 war-torn Germany, the plot takes many unexpected turns with unpredictable suspense. Joyful surprises with unparalleled sadness and glorified fulfillment await, coupled with bone chilling and harrowing twists. A squadron of B17 bombers are dispatched to participate in the first American bombing raid into war-torn Germany. Twenty-one-year-old Karl Schellenberg is piloting the lead scout aircraft ahead of the initial wave. His mission is to keep a lookout for the Luftwaffe’s counterattack. A strange phenomenon of light in the night sky causes him to become disoriented. His aircraft suffers catastrophic mechanical failure. Karl ejects and deploys his parachute. Moments later, his parachute fails, he plummets helplessly to the ground. A young German farm girl, Katarina, discovers his battered and broken body. She is the daughter of a German officer who stands against Hitler and the Third Reich. She hides Karl, cares for and nurtures him back to health. Their friendship becomes more. As they fall deeply in love amid the chaos surrounding the War, Karl becomes entangled in a bitter sibling rivalry with Katarina’s toxic brother, a Nazi SS officer. The author’s imagination reveals suspense and espionage. Surprising turn of events will keep you fully engaged to see how the story unfolds. The author braids multiple plots into one compelling story. Page after page, the suspense continues. The reader finds themselves unable to put this novel down. Eerie events occur changing the path of the young couple’s lives forever. The novel often takes the reader back to normalcy, then jumps out and seizes you with more unexpected occurrences. Spinnaker is a passionate love story of Karl and Katarina. The novel takes you through their life’s journey together. The ending will leave you in astonishment and disbelief. You will be literally taken back. A novel unlike any other, one you will not soon forget.