1001 Insults Put Downs Comebacks

Author : Steven Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1599216566
Total Pages : 360 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks written by Steven Price and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.”—Groucho Marx An insult can be offensive and infuriating, but it means nothing if you have a better comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources, with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, along with many others.

Author : Abigail Brown
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 9781604339994
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Perfect Comebacks written by Abigail Brown and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2027-10-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Craft the ultimate comeback in seconds flat with Perfect Insults, your clean guide to all things insulting. Craft the ultimate comeback in seconds flat with Perfect Insults, your clean guide to all things insulting. Drag your enemies with eloquence with insults like the classic “Son of a Nutcracker” to the masterful “You’d struggle to pour water out of a book with instructions on the heel.” Learn the art of insulting your adversaries without a single curse word with hundreds of premade comebacks at the turn of a page, so you’ll never find yourself rehearsing what you should have said later. Packed with humorous, clean insults for all ages, this book is sure to be a hit!

Author : Steven Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1493029452
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.57/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Most Low-Down, Lousiest, Loathsome Things Ever Said written by Steven Price and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A nasty insult (is there any other kind?) can be offensive and infuriating, but we’ve all had those moments when we’ve employed one or just wished we had come up with the perfect nasty thing to say. Even better, having the perfect comeback to one of these rude remarks brings us all the personal satisfaction in the world. The Nastiest Things Ever Said gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, and everywhere else people say nasty things to each other.

Author : Steven Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1493029436
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.33/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Dumbest Things Ever Said written by Steven Price and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.

Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 162873888X
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.89/5 ( download)

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Download or read book More Than Sympathy written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-01-07 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Making sensible decisions during a time of grief is never easy. Losing a husband, wife, father, mother, child or another near and dear person forces you to make a multitude of decisions, some large and life-changing, some small but emotionally charged. And if substantial amounts of money or conflicting wishes of friends and relatives are involved, making arrangements can become overwhelming. More Than Sympathy is designed to help you through these difficult circumstances. It covers: - Preliminary formalities, such as securing the residence and valuables immediately following the loved one’s death - Selecting the funeral home - Planning the funeral or memorial service, including suggestions for eulogies - Grief counseling and therapy - Probating the Will or administering an intestate estate - Survivor benefits, pensions, and other financial and tax consequences - Estate planning to avoid probate and other estate issues through gifts, trusts, and other instruments - And more Drawing from the counsel of funeral directors, clergy, attorneys, estate planners, and psychologists and with references to websites and other sources of further information, More Than Sympathy provides straightforward and reassuring advice that is both practical and comforting at this difficult time.

Author : Jay Cassell
Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1616085614
Total Pages : 799 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Guide to Fishing Skills, Tactics, and Techniques written by Jay Cassell and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2012-01-14 with total page 799 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Provides tips and information about many aspects of fishing, including knots, tackle, fishing boats, cooking, accessories, and includes fifteen personal fishing stories.

Author : Jenny Roche
Publisher : John Hunt Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1782790055
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Compass Points - Get Your Act Together written by Jenny Roche and published by John Hunt Publishing. This book was released on 2014-02-28 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Confidence is essential for any stand–up comic and having confidence in your material is the first step to having greater confidence on stage. It is said that proper preparation makes for professional performance and this book provides the tools to achieve this, offering down-to-earth practical advice and a logical progression from identifying your stage persona, thinking about your audience and the craft of honing comedy material to fit your persona and audience, through to structuring your stand-up set, preparing for when things might go wrong, and last but not least – progressing your career. Get Your Act Together is a book for anyone who wants to be serious about becoming a stand-up comic and wants to do it well. ,

Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626366799
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Billionaire written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-02-12 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What the super-rich and others have to say about money in these pages is sometimes enlightening, sometimes profound, often entertaining, and always revealing. Topics include wealth (“If you can actually count your money, then you are not really a rich man.”—J. Paul Getty); investing (“Only buy something that you’d be perfectly happy to hold if the market shut down for ten years.”—Warren Buffett); success (“The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well.”—John D. Rockefeller); and leadership (“The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.”—Rupert Murdoch). In addition are proverbs, quips, and other commentary on all aspects of having a fortune.

Author : Steven Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1493026232
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said written by Steven Price and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2017-04-03 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of indispensable and inspiring quotes for people during any season of their lives…. The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From business figures, coaches and other sports figures, religious and spiritual leaders, educators, political leaders, and anyone who has ever inspired people, it is quite simply the best collection of quotes to inspire readers to new heights of endeavor, or start someone off on the right foot, whether it’s along the road less traveled or the more traditional path.

Author : Steven Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1493041207
Total Pages : 344 pages
Book Rating : 4.06/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded written by Steven Price and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2019-08-29 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are1,237 laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,237 funniest things ever said: “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”—Rita Rudner “I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.”—Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe “I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”—Malcolm Forbes “The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’”—Bill Maher