Dad Jokes Too

Author : Ian Allen
Publisher : Portico
ISBN 13 : 1909396095
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1684120071
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Author : Adrian Beck
Publisher : Random House Australia
ISBN 13 : 1761043080
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stop the Dad Jokes! written by Adrian Beck and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612435904
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Author : Katrina Germein
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 0763665223
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Dad Thinks He's Funny written by Katrina Germein and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2013-04-09 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.

Author : Thomas Nowak
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452184135
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes written by Thomas Nowak and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

Author : Share The Love Gifts
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.63/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes written by Share The Love Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring "From:__________ " on cover! Great gift for Dad from kids, from son, from daughter, from wife etcQ.What does a spy wear on his feet?A.Sneakers. :PEveryone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of ...

Author : Hayden Fox
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781796685855
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 1000 Dad Jokes: The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**

Author : Digital Books
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 500+ Terribly Good Dad Jokes written by Digital Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-21 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book might be dedicated to dads, but it is good, clean fun for the entire family! Kids and teens usually cringe when their dads make terrible (that are so bad they're good!) jokes, and this book can allow them to get their own back! Moms might even want to take a turn too! There are many benefits to sharing jokes in general and even more so in sharing humor as a family! Jokes can be positive for your family's health!: There have been several studies that link a sense of humor with coping skills. Laughter releases endorphins in the brain, which are known as the feel-good brain chemicals. These hormones mean humor can improve self-esteem or even help against mood disorders! Like many other skills, children learn about fun through social interaction. Sharing jokes with family can be the first step of a well-rounded sense of humor, strengthening your familial bonds and help ease a child's anxiety or grumpiness! Jokes help refine verbal skills!: Puns and jokes can be bite-sized lessons in spelling, homophones, and etymology. Even cheesy jokes can be a learning opportunity! Jokes can elevate social standing: A well-placed joke can be the foundation of a new! Children who share and enjoy jokes can start conversations with their peers more easily. Having a head start by practicing with family can arm a child with social tools, especially if they have problems in that area! Jokes can improve your memory: A good joke can make a concept easier to remember. Math, science, and history jokes can help your child remember something they otherwise would have trouble to grasp! For example: "Do you know any jokes about Sodium hypobromite?" "NaBrO." Or "What's purple and 5000 miles long?" "The grape wall of China." Jokes can boost interest in reading: Children who are struggling with reading or reluctant to pick up a book are far more likely to pick up a joke book. Even if it isn't literature, jokes can be good practice for children who have difficulty in reading out loud. After all, jokes are meant to be shared!