Zombie Tramp Does The Holidays

Author : Dan Mendoza
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781632291516
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays written by Dan Mendoza and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombie Tramp is a special gal, she's a zombie but she's still got her brains, and supernatural powers too! So she recently had her own series of specials, where the undead queen made her way through the holidays many know and love one by one, in her unique style. And now you can collect all of those twisted tales in one special book!!

Author : Ruth Cullen
Publisher : Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1441306137
Total Pages : 43 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Zombie's Guide to the Holidays written by Ruth Cullen and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-07-20 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know the holidays can be overwhelming. But have you ever considered how stressful they might be for the Living Impaired? These Zombie-inclusive times call for a whole new guide to managing the season. This concise little book for the Undead intersperses tips like ''Keep your head, '' ''Dress to kill, '' and ''Shop 'til they drop'' with illustrations that are, well, dead-on. Coping strategies will help anxious Zombies conquer even Secret Santa shopping and discover that the true spirit of the season is indeed, er, infectious. Having written books for Peter Pauper Press on everything from beer and blarney to etiquette and entertaining, prolific author Ruth Cullen devours most any topiceven Zombies. Undead Illustrator Lisa Fargo, of Fargo Design, Inc., is based in Pittsburgh.

Author : Matt Mogk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1628734914
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus written by Matt Mogk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.

Author : Jason Martin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781632291707
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.03/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombie Tramp written by Jason Martin and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once escort to the stars, turned zombie, Janey Belle wanders the highways trying to maintain the balance between her former humanity and the monster that is... Zombie Tramp! Equipped with the Necronomicon, Janey sets out to learn dark magic while encountering even darker and stranger characters on the road.

Author : Cider Mill Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1604334061
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Zombie Night Before Christmas written by Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! ‘twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring… Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!

Author : Eric Shelman
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781505473186
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Very Zombie Christmas written by Eric Shelman and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-12-10 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Come along and enjoy a collection of holiday short stories with a serious twist... zombies. A hilarious romp in the zombie apocalypse from authors Eric A Shelman, Michelle Kilmer, K Michael Gibson, Michael Robertson, Ian McClellan, and many others. Another installment of zombie flavored awesome sauce from the fine folks at All Things Zombie (ATZ). See what happens when Santa gets bit or a Christmas party goes soooo wrong. Shopping, decorating, and mistletoe... nothing is off limits. A Very Zombie Christmas is the perfect gift for any horror fan. With over twenty-five stories to keep you laughing and cringing, you may never see the holidays the same way again. See for yourself. (whispers in a Wham! voice) ...happy Christmas.

Author : Dan Mendoza
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781632291080
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombie Tramp written by Dan Mendoza and published by . This book was released on 2015-08-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Janey is back, fresh from a dirt nap, and continuing her cross-country quest with a stop in Motor City. But when a bath in what appears to be an abandoned Detroit warehouse leaves rings in the tub, the meth chef resident cooks up a new drug! Soon chaos erupts in the streets as the new drug has users turning into tweaker zombies. Now Zombie Tramp must face a new monster of her own creation, plus Motor City's own resident bad girl vigilante, Vampblade! In a final boneyard brawl, Zombie Tramp creates a flesh beast from cemetery inhabitants to do battle with the hulking meth monster and mystical blade-wielding vixen that have plagued her Motown visit. Collects Zombie Tramp #9-12.

Author : Dan Mendoza
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781632292117
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombie Tramp Volume 9 written by Dan Mendoza and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After her ordeal with fighting Demons, both physical and emotional, Janey makes an effort to regroup and keep a promise she made to herself - busting her father out of prison!! Locked up with vindictive wardens, disgraced sandwich kings, and past enemies thought to be dead, Janey discovers more secrets about her past, while trying to bust her father out and take down a few assholes in the process

Author : Tom Hodgkinson
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 006231341X
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.16/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Be Idle written by Tom Hodgkinson and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yearning for a life of leisure? In 24 chapters representing each hour of a typical working day, this book will coax out the loafer in even the most diligent and schedule-obsessed worker. From the founding editor of the celebrated magazine about the freedom and fine art of doing nothing, The Idler, comes not simply a book, but an antidote to our work-obsessed culture. In How to Be Idle, Hodgkinson presents his learned yet whimsical argument for a new, universal standard of living: being happy doing nothing. He covers a whole spectrum of issues affecting the modern idler—sleep, work, pleasure, relationships—bemoaning the cultural skepticism of idleness while reflecting on the writing of such famous apologists for it as Oscar Wilde, Robert Louis Stevenson, Dr. Johnson, and Nietzsche—all of whom have admitted to doing their very best work in bed. It’s a well-known fact that Europeans spend fewer hours at work a week than Americans. So it’s only befitting that one of them—the very clever, extremely engaging, and quite hilarious Tom Hodgkinson—should have the wittiest and most useful insights into the fun and nature of being idle. Following on the quirky, call-to-arms heels of the bestselling Eat, Shoots and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation by Lynne Truss, How to Be Idle rallies us to an equally just and no less worthy cause: reclaiming our right to be idle.

Author : Michael P. Spradlin
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 006198602X
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.24/5 ( download)

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Download or read book It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies written by Michael P. Spradlin and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore—bestselling author of Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, andthe classic “heartwarming tale of Christmas terror” The Stupidest Angel—It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking…provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!