Zombie Parents

Author : Jerry Scott
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449409733
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombie Parents written by Jerry Scott and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-03-13 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Zombie Parents" is an all-new collection of the award-winning comic strip "Zits." While 15-year-old son Jeremy is grappling with impending career choices and parental pearls of wisdom on topics ranging from driving to sex, parents Connie and Walt do their best to keep up with his latest trends, vocabulary words, and appetite cravings.

Author : Steven J. Kirsh
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476636532
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Parenting in the Zombie Apocalypse written by Steven J. Kirsh and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2019-05-17 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parenting is difficult under the best of circumstances--but extremely daunting when humanity faces cataclysmic annihilation. When the dead rise, hardship, violence and the ever-present threat of flesh-eating zombies will adversely affect parents and children alike. Depending on their age, children will have little chance of surviving a single encounter with the undead, let alone the unending peril of the Zombie Apocalypse. The key to their survival--and thus the survival of the species--will be the caregiving they receive. Drawing on psychological theory and real-world research on developmental status, grief, trauma, mental illness, and child-rearing in stressful environments, this book critically examines factors influencing parenting, and the likely outcomes of different caregiving techniques in the hypothetical landscape of the living dead.

Author : Jorge Lacera
Publisher : Children's Book Press (CA)
ISBN 13 : 9781620147948
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombies Don't Eat Veggies! written by Jorge Lacera and published by Children's Book Press (CA). This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mo Romero is a zombie who loves nothing more than growing, cooking, and eating vegetables. Tomatoes? Tantalizing. Peppers? Pure perfection! The problem? Mo's parents insist that their niño eat only zombie cuisine, like arm--panadas and finger foods. They tell Mo over and over that zombies don't eat veggies. But Mo can't imagine a lifetime of just eating zombie food and giving up his veggies. As he questions his own zombie identity, Mo tries his best to convince his parents to give peas a chance. Super duo Megan and Jorge Lacera make their picture--book debut with this sweet story about family, self--discovery, and the power of acceptance. It's a delectable tale that zombie and nonzombie fans alike will devour.

Author : James Breakwell
Publisher : BenBella Books
ISBN 13 : 194464864X
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Only Dead on the Inside written by James Breakwell and published by BenBella Books. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay. There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us. Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs. This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it. If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best―and only―chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.

Author : Brian Johnson
Publisher : Gegensatz Press
ISBN 13 : 1933237295
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Widespread Zombification in the 21st Century and the Wars of the Zombie Masters: Drugs: For Kids and the Occasional Interested Parent written by Brian Johnson and published by Gegensatz Press. This book was released on 2009-05 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by a psychiatrist specializing in addiction recovery, this book is a fantastic resource for kids, with accurate medical info presented interestingly and at their level.

Author : Mark Tufo
Publisher : DevilDog Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 341 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombie Fallout 2: A Plague Upon Your Family written by Mark Tufo and published by DevilDog Press. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Kelly DiPucchio
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442451378
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) written by Kelly DiPucchio and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?

Author : Paul Mannering
Publisher : Permuted Press
ISBN 13 : 161868437X
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fat Zombie written by Paul Mannering and published by Permuted Press. This book was released on 2015-01-26 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the theme of unlikely survivors of the apocalypse, the stories in Fat Zombie will enthrall you and have you rooting for the little guy. Featuring tales of the elderly, the disabled, the developmentally challenged as well as losers, geeks, and social outcasts, all trying to survive in a world where the rules have changed. With an introduction by Bram Stoker Award winner and bestselling zombie author, Joe McKinney, Fat Zombie includes stories by award winning authors of the weird and the horrific such as Martin Livings and Dan Rabarts. This is a unique collection that steps away from the usual conventions and tropes of apocalypse fiction.

Author : Zack Zombie
Publisher : Diary of a Minecraft Zombie
ISBN 13 : 9781943330959
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 7: Zombie Family Reunion written by Zack Zombie and published by Diary of a Minecraft Zombie. This book was released on 2018-07-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Zombie and his family on their crazy adventure as they face multiple challenges trying to get to their 100th Year Zombie Family Reunion.

Author : Jess C Scott
Publisher : jessINK
ISBN 13 : 1476314047
Total Pages : 14 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombie Mania: A Zombie Apocalypse Parody written by Jess C Scott and published by jessINK. This book was released on with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: iTunes | Google Play SUMMARY: A family of zombies struggle to stay alive when they roam the earth on a freak Friday the 13th. For fans of South Park, MAD Magazine, The Simpsons, and DListed.com. GENRE: Fiction (satire / dark humor / parodies) LENGTH: 5,700 Words | Short Story DEDICATION: For the sheeple.