Youre Worthless And You Know It

Author : Will Jorden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781548642310
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You're Worthless and You Know It written by Will Jorden and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-25 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally you'll be able to find acceptance in what a worthless person you are. You're Worthless And You Know It is a parody on the popular Self Help genera to become the world's first truly De-Motivational book. This satire will help you identify your personal worthlessness, learn acceptance, and ultimately how to live in harmony with your worthless self. Self-help books would have you imagine yourself as someone who's capable of limitless achievement. Sadly all that does is set you up for limitless disappointment when you fail to achieve anything because of how worthless you are. I want you to be happy as a worthless individual. You're Worthless And You Know It is a quick read and makes the perfect gift for all the worthless people in your life. Having said that it's small enough to leave under your ex's windshield wiper after you've superglued the door shut and slash the tires (not that I've ever done that or that you could prove it was me or that I'm condoning those specific actions). Author Will Jorden lays out such groundbreaking work because believe it or not he has a history of worthlessness. His writing is to the point, humorous, and informative. You'll hardly notice your self-esteem, confidence, and dignity dropping faster than your I.Q.

Author : Alison Rumfitt
Publisher : Tor Nightfire
ISBN 13 : 1250866243
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tell Me I'm Worthless written by Alison Rumfitt and published by Tor Nightfire. This book was released on 2023-01-17 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alison Rumfitt’s Tell Me I’m Worthless is a dark, unflinching haunted house story that confronts both supernatural and real-world horrors through the lens of the modern-day trans experience. “A triumph of transgressive queer horror.” —Publishers Weekly, STARRED review “Easily one of the strongest horror debuts in recent memory.” —Booklist, STARRED review Three years ago, Alice spent one night in an abandoned house with her friends, Ila and Hannah. Since then, Alice’s life has spiraled. She lives a haunted existence, selling videos of herself for money, going to parties she hates, drinking herself to sleep. Memories of that night torment Alice, but when Ila asks her to return to the House, to go past the KEEP OUT sign and over the sick earth where teenagers dare each other to venture, Alice knows she must go. Together, Alice and Ila must face the horrors that happened there, must pull themselves apart from the inside out, put their differences aside, and try to rescue Hannah, whom the House has chosen to make its own. Cutting, disruptive, and darkly funny, Tell Me I’m Worthless is a vital work of trans fiction that examines the devastating effects of trauma and how fascism makes us destroy ourselves and each other. “Ambitious, brutal, and brilliant.” —Gretchen Felker-Martin, author of Manhunt Also by Alison Rumfitt: Brainwyrms At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Author : Scott Dikkers
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789414
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You Are Worthless written by Scott Dikkers and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Are Worthless is the self-help book from hell. This bracing blast of negativity takes aim at the impossibly cheerful "inspirational self-help" books flooding the market and hits the bullseye, with chapters such as "Your Good-for-Nothing Friends," "Your Miserable Job," and "Life: What's the Use". This hilarious parody collects hundreds of tidbits of painful reality such as "You're no good, you're not great-looking, and you're going to die someday and it's probably going to hurt." Who among us isn't sick to death of the gushy, new-agey inspirational books that blindly assert that everyone is worthy? We all know the truth, and this book is as refreshing as a slap to the face. Just some of the depressingly humorous nuggets of truth include: * You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else. * The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it. * As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder. * If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face. You Are Worthless also features a section called "Hopeless Role Models from History," including Helen Keller ("I've had it"), and Abraham Lincoln ("The only thing I'm good at is losing").

Author : Will Jorden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781548601928
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You're F#cking Worthless and You F#cking Know It written by Will Jorden and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-25 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning this Anti self-help book is the extremely EXPLICIT version of "You're Worthless And You Know It". If you can't handle harsh language then buy the clean version. With this book you'll finally be able to find acceptance in what a worthless person you are. "You're F#cking Worthless And You F#cking Know It" is a parody on the popular Self Help genera to become the world's first truly De-Motivational book. This satire will help you identify your personal worthlessness, learn acceptance, and ultimately how to live in harmony with your worthless self. Along the way you'll also be relentlessly insulted. Self-help books would have you imagine yourself as someone who's capable of limitless achievement. Sadly all that does is set you up for limitless disappointment when you fail to achieve anything because of how worthless you are. I want you to be happy as a worthless individual. You're Worthless And You Know It is a quick read and makes the perfect gift for all the worthless people in your life. Having said that it's small enough to leave under your ex's windshield wiper after you've superglued the door shut and slash the tires (not that I've ever done that or that you could prove it was me or that I'm condoning those specific actions). Author Will Jorden lays out such groundbreaking work because believe it or not he has a history of worthlessness. His writing is to the point, humorous, and informative. You'll hardly notice your self-esteem, confidence, and dignity dropping faster than your I.Q.

Author : Les Brown
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0684835282
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book It's Not Over Until You Win written by Les Brown and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1998-01-08 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A step-by-step plan offers examples and exercises on how to determine and live by a set of values, experiment with failure as a formula for success, and take life beyond set limits.

Author : Tom Miller
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780961303402
Total Pages : 175 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book So, You Secretly Suspect You're Worthless, Well written by Tom Miller and published by . This book was released on 1983-01-01 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Luna Tick Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781676963486
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Let Anyone Tell You You're Worthless. Your Organs Are Expensive on the Black Market written by Luna Tick Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's a funny lined perfect bound paperback notebook. This is an awesome gift for a coworker. Enjoy a good laugh at work. A simple, small, easy to carry journal with edge to edge lines on front and back of each page (108 lined pages). The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or project employee appreciation gift for any office environment. To see more Snarky Worker Press notebooks, click on Luna Tick Press Author page .

Author : Anneli Rufus
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101616296
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Unworthy written by Anneli Rufus and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-05-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Self-loathing is a dark land studded with booby traps. Fumbling through its dark underbrush, we cannot see what our trouble actually is: that we are mistaken about ourselves. That we were told lies long ago that we, in love and loyalty and fear, believed. Will we believe ourselves to death?” —from Unworthy As someone who has struggled with low self-esteem her entire life, Anneli Rufus knows only too well how the world looks through the eyes of those who are not comfortable in their own skin. In Unworthy, Rufus boldly explores how a lack of faith in ourselves can turn us into our own worst enemies. Drawing on extensive research, enlightening interviews, and her own poignant experiences, Rufus considers the question: What personal, societal, biological, and historical factors coalesced to spark this secret epidemic, and what can be done to put a stop to it? She reveals the underlying sources of low self-esteem and leads us through strategies for positive change.

Author : Jeffrey H. Gitomer
Publisher : Bard Press (TX)
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.16/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Customer Satisfaction is Worthless, Customer Loyalty is Priceless written by Jeffrey H. Gitomer and published by Bard Press (TX). This book was released on 1998 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A nationally syndicated columnist and sales trainer shows how to convert "satisfied" customers into "loyal" customers. Includes real-world techniques, helpful checklists, inspiring stories, and thought-provoking self-tests.

Author : Kathleen Hall Jamieson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.32/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everything You Think You Know About Politics...and Why You're Wrong written by Kathleen Hall Jamieson and published by . This book was released on 2000-06-23 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A media expert and network commentator examines the welter of misinformation--generated by politicians and the media alike--that surrounds political campaigns.