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Author : Gill Sims
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0008267456
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)
Download or read book Why Mommy Drinks written by Gill Sims and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-11-21 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Mommy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane.
Author : Lyranda Martin-Evans
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0385349300
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)
Download or read book Reasons Mommy Drinks written by Lyranda Martin-Evans and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-09-10 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is “AHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?” hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that’s not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? Reasons Mommy Drinks is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parents—from mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leave—with a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact.
Author : Gill Sims
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0008298793
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)
Download or read book Why Mommy Swears written by Gill Sims and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-03-12 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Mommy Swears is the much anticipated new novel from Gill Sims, author of the hilarious Why Mommy Drinks and online sensation Peter and Jane.
Author : Nicole Knepper
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110165094X
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)
Download or read book Moms Who Drink and Swear written by Nicole Knepper and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
Author : Alexis Haines
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951407001
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)
Download or read book Recovering from Reality written by Alexis Haines and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Brad Gosse
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781658902557
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)
Download or read book Why Daddy Hits Mommy written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-10 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Daddy Hits Mommy. When dad comes home he wants 2 thinks. A whiskey drink and spotless sinks. Even though your mommy works too. Dad's domestic labor expectations are askew. Once daddy enjoys drinky three. It's time for you and mom to flee. To grandmas house, you'd better go. Or mom will suffer several blows. To the face is where daddy hits. Because he drinks and cannot quits. Please remember dad is sick. Even when he uses a stick. Alcohol is daddy's crutch. And that's why he hits mom too much.
Author : Trisha Ashley
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0007580444
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)
Download or read book Creature Comforts written by Trisha Ashley and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2015-02-26 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the No.1 bestselling author of The Christmas Invitation This will be the summer to remember...
Author : Hannah Caner
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 9781250119919
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1X/5 ( download)
Download or read book Mommy Drinks Because You Cry written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!
Author : Brandon Rhiness
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781788300179
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)
Download or read book You're the Reason Mommy Drinks written by Brandon Rhiness and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-29 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone thinks it, but nobody says it. Finally, there's an author with the courage to write what everyone's been thinking. You're the Reason Mommy Drinks is a children's book that is definitely not for children. But it will leave every mother worldwide nodding her head in agreement.
Author : Lisa Brown
Publisher : McSweeney's, Irregulars
ISBN 13 : 9781932416459
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.55/5 ( download)
Download or read book Baby, Mix Me a Drink written by Lisa Brown and published by McSweeney's, Irregulars. This book was released on 2005-11-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous instruction manual teaches baby how to mix a martini, a margarita, a bloody Mary, an old-fashinoed, and a champagne cocktail.
