These Arent My Pants

Author : Daniel R. Butler
Publisher : Rutledge Hill Press
ISBN 13 : 9781558537729
Total Pages : 356 pages
Book Rating : 4.24/5 ( download)

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Download or read book These Aren't My Pants written by Daniel R. Butler and published by Rutledge Hill Press. This book was released on 1999 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of nearly 300 of the dumbest stories from the four bestselling "America's Dumbest Criminals" books, along with 40 all-new stories in one handy oversized edition. Illustrations.

Author : Gary L. Levine
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1644622394
Total Pages : 74 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them! written by Gary L. Levine and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While walking with my wife through a Target store recently, we noticed a mother with her teenage son walking in the direction toward us. That was not all we noticed. This mother was in her early forties and her son a teenager. Her leggings were so tight that there was no imagination needed. What she needed was to read this book. At a local restaurant, there was a family of four eating at a table. The daughter wasn't eating all her food, and the mother told her, "You are losing your allowance if you do not eat your taco." Crying ensued and the mother kept berating this little girl even worse. I was ready to give her the five dollars for her allowance myself. This was not the time or the place to teach a little girl her mother's views on dining out. What she needed was to read this book. At another eatery, we noticed a man sitting in a booth by himself. After he finished his meal, he took a dental floss pick and started to clean his teeth. I mean all his teeth. He went in between the molars and incisors and front teeth, uppers and lowers. It was disgusting. I bet he has all thirty–two teeth, but he obviously needed to read this book. Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them will help educate the next generation on the fine values and characteristics that make up a decent, moral, hardworking citizen. It will also help older generations remember what was important and what is still important in our society.

Author : Lee Bennett Hopkins
Publisher : StarWalk Kids Media
ISBN 13 : 1630833622
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Oh, No! Where are my Pants? written by Lee Bennett Hopkins and published by StarWalk Kids Media. This book was released on 2014-08-30 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was simply the worst the most terrible day. Nothing but NOTHING was going my way. If you've ever wondered whether anyone else knows what it's like to have a really bad day, this special collection of poignant and funny poems is for you.

Author : Christopher Buckley
Publisher : Knopf
ISBN 13 : 0307800385
Total Pages : 362 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Wet Work written by Christopher Buckley and published by Knopf. This book was released on 2011-11-16 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charley Becker, head of one of America’s biggest conglomerates, is a man on a mission. His only granddaughter, the beloved Natasha, has been found dead in her flat after taking an accidental overdose of cocaine and now he wants revenge. Determined to find the men responsible, Charley starts by tracking down Natasha’s boyfriend, Tim. Then he finds the small-time dealers who supplied him. Charley’s way of doing business leaves no room for negotiation. But ‘wet work’—the shooting of a victim from up close—is only half the story and the further up the chain Charley gets, the higher the stakes become. To nail Peru’s megalomaniac cocaine king, he will have to hire himself some hit men, a gunboat and some truly extraordinary weaponry . . .

Author : David A. Oliver
Publisher : Gray and Company, Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1938441478
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book No Mopes Allowed written by David A. Oliver and published by Gray and Company, Publishers. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like no-nonsense crime-busting, straight-shooting opinions, and offbeat humor, you’ll love this greatest-hits collection from surprise Internet sensation Chief David A. Oliver of the Brimfield Police Department . . . He’s been called “the coolest police chief in existence,” but David Oliver says he’s just doing his job—and still doesn’t understand how his small-town police department’s Facebook page attracted a worldwide audience. Readers from as far away as Australia, Ireland, and Hong Kong, and from every state in the U.S. “stop by” daily for a virtual cup of coffee with the chief. Whether he’s busting “mopes” (old-fashioned cop slang for criminal types), comforting a teen runaway, or promoting school safety, Oliver’s folksy and feisty style connects with readers. He tackles tough issues: The invasion of Meth and other drugs. Drunk driving. School shootings. He champions personal responsibility, and chastises politicians. “I have a low tolerance for nonsense,” Oliver says. This book collects the best of the chief’s politically incorrect essays, delightfully sarcastic letters to criminals, humorous crime reports, inspirational quotes, and more. Enter the colorful world of the Brimfield PD . . . Where you do NOT want to win a pair of “silver bracelets” and “a trip to the bed-and-breakfast” . . . Where drug mopes are pursued by a “Meth Whisperer” . . . Where dispatch calls might include an APB (“All-Pig Bulletin”) . . . And where kids caught bicycling safely are issued tickets—for free ice cream. If you’re not a mope, you’ll fit right in! David Oliver will donate all of his income from this book to the Chief Oliver Foundation, a not-for-profit organization that distributes funds to police department charitable programs and assists juvenile survivors of sexual assault.

Author : Sarah Colonna
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476771928
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.22/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Has Anyone Seen My Pants? written by Sarah Colonna and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Sarah Colonna is back with a hilarious, honest look at life in her late thirties--in all its messy, pants-missing glory.

Author : John Bair
Publisher : Academic Press
ISBN 13 : 0128110570
Total Pages : 530 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Seeking the Truth from Mobile Evidence written by John Bair and published by Academic Press. This book was released on 2017-11-17 with total page 530 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seeking the Truth from Mobile Evidence: Basic Fundamentals, Intermediate and Advanced Overview of Current Mobile Forensic Investigations will assist those who have never collected mobile evidence and augment the work of professionals who are not currently performing advanced destructive techniques. This book is intended for any professional that is interested in pursuing work that involves mobile forensics, and is designed around the outcomes of criminal investigations that involve mobile digital evidence. Author John Bair brings to life the techniques and concepts that can assist those in the private or corporate sector. Mobile devices have always been very dynamic in nature. They have also become an integral part of our lives, and often times, a digital representation of where we are, who we communicate with and what we document around us. Because they constantly change features, allow user enabled security, and or encryption, those employed with extracting user data are often overwhelmed with the process. This book presents a complete guide to mobile device forensics, written in an easy to understand format. Provides readers with basic, intermediate, and advanced mobile forensic concepts and methodology Thirty overall chapters which include such topics as, preventing evidence contamination, triaging devices, troubleshooting, report writing, physical memory and encoding, date and time stamps, decoding Multi-Media-Messages, decoding unsupported application data, advanced validation, water damaged phones, Joint Test Action Group (JTAG), Thermal and Non-Thermal chip removal, BGA cleaning and imaging, In-System-Programming (ISP), and more Popular JTAG boxes – Z3X and RIFF/RIFF2 are expanded on in detail Readers have access to the companion guide which includes additional image examples, and other useful materials

Author : Bob Shea
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316525197
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.90/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Who Wet My Pants? written by Bob Shea and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious tale of blame, compassion, and forgiveness, a very embarrassed bear is reminded that accidents can happen--but with the support of good friends, life goes on. Reuben the bear's got donuts for everyone in his scout troop, but his friends are all staring at something else: there's a wet spot on Reuben's pants, and it's in a specific area. "WHO WET MY PANTS?" he shouts, and a blame game starts. His buddies try to reassure him there was no crime. Just an accident. It could happen to anyone! But as all the clues begin to point in Reuben's own direction as the culprit, Reuben must come to terms with the truth. Who Wet My Pants? isn't a potty-training book. It's a witty and wise story about embarrassment and anger, empathy and acceptance, and ultimately...forgiveness.

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 754 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Transportation written by and published by . This book was released on 1927 with total page 754 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Donald Batey
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1456815849
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Forgot My Pants written by Donald Batey and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS BOOK, I FORGOT MY PANTS IS A COLLECTION OF POEMS COLLECTED OVER TIME FROM MY LIFE INSPIRED BY MY WIFE ANNETTA AND BY VARIOUS OTHER SOURCES THROUGHOUT MY LIFE. THIS BOOK HAS A WIDE RANGE OF POETRY STRETCHING THOUGH MANY SUBJECTS. THIS BOOK HARKENS BACK TO THE OLD STYLE OF POETRY, WHEN POETRY WAS ABOUT RHYMING, YOU WILL NOT FIND PROSE HERE. IT HAS BEEN ENJOYABLE COMPILING THIS POETRY AND I HOPE THAT IT IS AS ENJOYABLE IN THE READING.