The Ultimate Excuses Handbook

Author : Lou Harry
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 1604338598
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Excuses Handbook written by Lou Harry and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2019-06-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. From bed head to bad dates and everything in between, this handbook has the perfect excuse to get you off the hook. Updated to include excuses for men, women, kids, and robots (okay may not robots), this handbook has everything you need to dodge responsibility time and time again. Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. With time honored excuses like “the traffic was terrible” and more unique options like “Jesus drank wine,” you’re sure to have a definitive way to say: “It wasn’t MY fault.”

Author : Mike Barfield
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781786275240
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Excuse Generator written by Mike Barfield and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-02 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!

Author : John Tardy
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1411661478
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book BEST GET OUT OF WORK EXCUSES written by John Tardy and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2005-12 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you enjoy maximizing your vacation, sick and personal days, and you seek more knowledge about the techniques others have used to take much deserved time off, this book is for you. It is comprised of the best Get out of work excuses the author has heard from his employees over the years

Author : Lou Harry
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 9781604331349
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.48/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Complete Excuses Handbook: The Women's Edition written by Lou Harry and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2010-05-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The women's edition of The Complete Excuses Handbook is another great collection of self-justications that women can use again and again. They'll recognize a lot of them already, and marvel at what the authors have come up with. Everything from how to get out of date to why a project is late to what happened to dinner. This is the quintessential collection of excuses that every woman needs to have at her fingertips. A first-of-its-kind collection of excuses that are specifically designed for women and their unique position in the world! From business executive, to mother, wife, lover, girlfriend or best friend – these are the excuses that will make a woman’s life a little bit less stressful, a great deal more enjoyable and definitely more carefree. There are excuses for every occasion… to combat every unwanted social engagement, unwanted suitor, or simply the embarrassing manners of her significant other, children, family or friends. This is a laugh-out-loud book from the same author team that brought you The Complete Excuses Handbook.

Author : Julia Spalding
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.01/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Complete Excuses Handbook written by Julia Spalding and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the quintessential collection of excuses that every woman needs to have at her fingertips. A first-of-its-kind collection of excuses that are specifically designed for women and their unique position in the world! From business executive, to mother, wife, lover, girlfriend or best friend - these are the excuses that will make a woman's life a little bit less stressful, a great deal more enjoyable and definitely more carefree. There are excuses for every occasion... to combat every unwanted social engagement, unwanted suitor, or simply the embarrassing manners of her significant other, children, family or friends. --Amazon.

Author : Lou Harry
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 9781933662800
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Complete Excuses Handbook written by Lou Harry and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2007-10-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, we all have a good excuse! This definitive guide covers the entire gambit of self-justifications, so everyone from the frustrated CEO to the mid-level executive, from the soccer mom to the lazy student can convincingly say: It’s not MY fault! Discover brand new, impeccable excuses for being absent when you should have been present, arriving late, missing the deadline, flunking the class, slacking on the job, consuming too much junk food, and lots more. Plus, there are great ideas straight from the rich and shameless and a list of monosyllabic excuses for those who can’t be bothered to tell a whopper. Best of all, the book has a devious reversible cover so you can carry it anywhere and always have a lie at hand!

Author : Liz Pichon
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
ISBN 13 : 1443124397
Total Pages : 364 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Excellent Excuses (and Other Good Stuff) (Tom Gates #2) written by Liz Pichon and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2013-02 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Gates, master of excuses, expert doodler and hilarious story writer is back -- and making the most of his holiday! No school for two whole weeks leaves Tom with tons of time for the important things in life. He can forget all about school and the irritating Marcus Meldrew, and save his energy for the good stuff! Stuff like: inventing new ways to annoy his sister Delia (so many); band practice for the Dogzombies (rock stars in the making!); watching TV and eating caramel wafers; eating caramel wafers and watching TV. Excellent. Of course, he still has to do his book report for Mr. Keen... Full of Tom's honest, silly, laugh-out-loud funny scribbles and stories -- and a doodle-filled glossary to help Canadian kids make sense of British terms (what IS a caramel wafer, anyway?) -- this follow-up to the Roald Dahl Funny Prize winner The Brilliant World of Tom Gates is guaranteed to have readers in stitches!

Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510744762
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Golf's Best Excuses written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.

Author : May Betom Horrow
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.74/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 100 EXCUSES for Not Doing THINGS written by May Betom Horrow and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-02-06 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Has it ever happened to you that you don't want to go out with someone or do something and don't have an excuse ready? Thanks to this book, it will never happen again. A collection of the best excuses divided by categories that will help you avoid doing what is wrong with class.

Author : Tracey Turner
Publisher : Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN 13 : 9780340970553
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.53/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Book of Big Excuses written by Tracey Turner and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.