The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes

Author : David Minkoff
Publisher : Portico
ISBN 13 : 1909396257
Total Pages : 415 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes written by David Minkoff and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-04-11 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is, quite simply, the most comprehensive collection of Jewish jokes, ever! The author has sourced over 1000 jokes and witty anecdotes that will have your sides splitting. With topics ranging from Rabbis to relationships; hairdressers to honeymoons; Bar Mitzvahs to bodybuilders; and from shopping, dating and in-laws to miracles, Viagra and chutzpah - and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy them. This unique book also contains jokes for children, a compatability test for dating couples, humourous quips that can be used in speeches for special occasions, and a generous sprinkling of naughtier jokes.

Author : David Minkoff
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9781429928625
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.2X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Oy Vey: More! written by David Minkoff and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Always remember the two rules of life: RULE #1: Never forget how to laugh RULE #2: Never forget Rule #1 From romance to rabbis, from housework to hearing, with Oy Vey: More! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes Part Two, David Minkoff takes us on a hilarious, sideways look at Jewish life and culture. Picking up where off the first volume left off, this laugh packed sequel includes over 800 meandering stories, riddles, one-liners, and even a glossary of Yiddish terms for the uninitiated, so goys, no problem, you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy. With chapters on birth, death, matters of faith, people and professions, medicine, romance, families and more, all aspects of everyday life are covered. From marriage brokers (shadchen) to bar mitzvahs, from schmucks to gossips (yentas), Oy Vey: More! features a recognizable character on every page, including a special child-friendly section and a humor test for couples. Contemporary and traditional by turns, from young people, to couples and grandparents, this compendium of Hebrew hilarity is great fun for the whole family to enjoy.

Author : Robert Menchin
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1461750148
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Classic Jewish Jokes written by Robert Menchin and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 1997-09-30 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jewish humor has defined comedy in 20th-century America.

Author : Alan King
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 9780609609248
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Alan King's Great Jewish Joke Book written by Alan King and published by Crown. This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Jesus saves. Moses invests.” “Why spoil a good meal with a big tip?” “What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when the daughter told her she had had an affair?—‘Who catered it?’ ” “I’ve probably heard—and told—some of the jokes in this book a thousand times; more than a few are older than I am. Others were actually new to me. But I can’t think of a good Jewish joke that isn’t in this collection. Enjoy!” —Alan King The undisputed heavyweight champion of Jewish humor livens up the pages with a rich and comprehensive treasury of the all-time best Jewish jokes. From the Polish shtetls to vaudeville and the Catskills to modern Hollywood and comedy clubs across the country, Jewish humor hasn’t just survived, it has become universally loved and often recited—by Jews and non-Jews alike. And who better to compile the best of Jewish humor than Alan King, the consummate comedian who has torn up every venue from the Friar’s Club and Broadway to Comedy Central? In Alan King’s Great Jewish Joke Book, King gathers old standards and hilarious new material, great one-liners and drop-dead funny stories, and packs them into a laugh-(or sometimes a groan-) out-loud celebration of the Jewish funny bone. So why is this book like chicken soup? Because it doesn’t cure anything, but it sure can make you feel better! Or your money back, guaranteed. (Just kidding.)

Author : David Minkoff
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312361761
Total Pages : 446 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Oy! written by David Minkoff and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-08-22 with total page 446 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From marriage to miracles, chazas to chutzpah, this feast of over 1,000 old and new Jewish jokes and witty anecdotes also includes an appendix of terms for those who need to brush up on their kvetching.

Author : Michael Winner
Publisher : Biteback Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1849544735
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.33/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Michael Winner's Hymie Joke Book written by Michael Winner and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feared and enjoyed around the world, Michael Winner's column in the Sunday Times is something of a phenomenon. One day, on a whim, the great man threw in a few of his favourite Jewish jokes. From such tiny acorns a cult following has grown, and old Hymie, the butt of many jokes, took on new life. By popular demand, here is a collection of the ribald, edgy and side-splittingly funny bon mots from Winner's much-loved (and hated) alter ego. This is not for the easily offended!

Author : Hershey H. Friedman
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1351517171
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)

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Download or read book God Laughed written by Hershey H. Friedman and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2017-09-08 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humor has had a profound effect on the way the Jewish people see the world, and has sustained them through millennia of hardships and suffering. God Laughed reviews, organizes, and categorizes the humor of the ancient Jewish texts-the Hebrew Bible, the Talmud, and Midrash-in a clear, readable, and accessible manner. These works have influenced the Jewish people in many ways, and all are replete with humor and wit. Inevitably, this oeuvre of Jewish humor has itself influenced generations of comics, as well as genres of humor. The authors use examples of Biblical humor from several broad categories, including irony, sarcasm, wordplay, humorous names, humorous imagery, and humorous situations. Because their primary purpose is not to entertain, but to teach humanity how to live the ideal life, much of the humor in the Talmud and the Midrash has a single purpose: to demonstrate that evil is wrong and even, at times, ludicrous. This may help explain why approximately 1,500 years after its closing, the Talmud is still such a fascinating work.

Author : David Minkoff
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781861059215
Total Pages : 456 pages
Book Rating : 4.13/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes written by David Minkoff and published by . This book was released on 2005-04-01 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Sam Hoffman
Publisher : Metro Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1857829549
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.49/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Old Jews Telling Jokes written by Sam Hoffman and published by Metro Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, 'You know we have a drink named after you?' The grasshopper replies, 'You have a drink named Stanley?' Just one of the gags in this book, many of which explore Jewish themes.

Author : William Novak
Publisher : William Morrow Paperbacks
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Jewish Humor written by William Novak and published by William Morrow Paperbacks. This book was released on 2006-10-31 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two rival businessmen meet in the Warsaw train station. "Where are you going?" says the first man. "To Minsk," says the second. "To Minsk, eh? What a nerve you have! I know you're telling me you're going to Minsk because you want me to think that you're really going to Pinsk. But it so happens that I know you really are going to Minsk. So why are you lying to me?" Four men are walking in the desert. The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have a beer." The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine." The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila." The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."