The Seinfeld Scripts

Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060953039
Total Pages : 546 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Seinfeld Scripts written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1998-04-30 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld. Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease. Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." Jerry: The four worst words in the English language. Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982112743
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Is This Anything? written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.

Author : Josh Levine
Publisher : ECW Press
ISBN 13 : 1554906970
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good written by Josh Levine and published by ECW Press. This book was released on 2010-12-15 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larry David, the man behind two of the most successful and critically acclaimed sitcoms in television history, is the focus of this biography. This unofficial guide follows the career that has accorded him status as a comic genius and garnered a fanatical following—from his early exploits as a stand-up comic to his role as producer and cocreator of Seinfeld and HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm. It explores the back-story of the conception and development of Curb Your Enthusiasm, a mostly improvised sitcom in which the actor stars as a fictionalized version of himself. The comic’s on- and off-screen relationships with colleagues and friends such as Richard Lewis, Ted Danson, Wanda Sykes, Mary Steenburgen, and the cast members of Seinfeld are discussed, and a detailed episode guide to every season of Curb Your Enthusiasm completes this informative and entertaining glimpse into the life and creative process of a great comic talent.

Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Thomas T. Beeler Publisher
ISBN 13 : 9781574905595
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Seinlanguage written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Thomas T. Beeler Publisher. This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seinfeld. For more than 33 million viewers, the Emmy Award-winning television show had become a Thursday night ritual. The show has ended, but Jerry Seinfeld's distinct brand of humor can still be yours. In his #1 New York Times bestselling book, SeinLanguage, Jerry Seinfeld has captured on the page his views on topics ranging from Raisinettes to relationships, from childhood to cop shows, and from parents to power suits. This is a must-have book for all fans--and who isn't a fan?

Author : David Angell
Publisher : Newmarket Shooting Scripts
ISBN 13 : 9781557044037
Total Pages : 390 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Frasier Scripts written by David Angell and published by Newmarket Shooting Scripts. This book was released on 1999 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This first-time publication of 15 full scripts from NBC's Emmy Award-winning sitcom includes background information on the stars and characters plus 30 color photos and an Introduction by Christopher Lloyd, the show's executive producer.

Author : Henry Miller
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781482568967
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tropic of Cancer written by Henry Miller and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-02-19 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stream-of-consciousness story of a poverty-stricken young American, living in Paris.

Author : David Chase
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446559059
Total Pages : 472 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Sopranos (SM) written by David Chase and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2009-06-27 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This must-have book for every fan of HBO's hit show The Sopranos packs five scripts from the best episodes, handpicked by series creator David Chase. The Sopranos is HBO's TV show about your average New Jersey mafia capo, with major headaches. His mother wants him dead, his psychiatrist makes him nuts, and the FBI takes an unhealthy interest in his business. Here are the complete scripts from five of the best episodes: "Pilot"-Tony's shrink sessions focus on ducks in his swimming pool while he plans to blow up a restaurant. "College"-While driving his daughter to college interviews, Tony discovers and garrotes a mob informant who betrayed his family. "The Happy Wanderer"-David Scatino loses his son's SUV to Tony in a high-stakes poker game. "The Knight in White Satin Armor"-Tony's Russian mistress attempts suicide, and his sister shoots her fiancé. "Pine Barrens"-Christopher and Paulie try to dispose of a murdered Russian gangster who turns out to be very much alive.

Author : David Wild
Publisher : Three Rivers Press (CA)
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Seinfeld written by David Wild and published by Three Rivers Press (CA). This book was released on 1998 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As America prepares for what will be--Jerry willing--a long goodbye to its most beloved, #1 TV show, bestselling author David Wild celebrates nine years of "Seinfeld's" neurotic greatness with a witty and sophisticated book of all things "Seinfeld"ian. Included are an episode-by-episode look at every season, the complete "Seinfeld" "filmography", a "Seinfeld" dating guide, and "yadda, yadda, yadda". 30 illustrations.

Author : Jennifer Keishin Armstrong
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476756112
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Seinfeldia written by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An uproarious behind-the-scenes account of the creation of the hit television series describes how comedians Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld dreamed up the idea for an unconventional sitcom over coffee and how, despite network skepticism and minimal plotlines, achieved mainstream success, "--NoveList.

Author : Keaton Patti
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1524868396
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.90/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Forced a Bot to Write This Book written by Keaton Patti and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-17 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorist Keaton Patti "forced a bot" to digest massive amounts of human media to produce these absurdly funny, “totally real,” “bot-generated” scripts, essays, advertisements, and more. Ever wonder what an AI bot might come up with if tasked with creative writing? From Olive Garden commercials to White House press briefings to Game of Thrones scripts, writer and comedian Keaton Patti’s “bot” recognizes and heightens the tropes of whatever it’s reproducing to hilarious effect. Each “bot-generated” piece can be enjoyed as surrealist commentary on the media we consume every day or simply as silly robot jokes—either way, you’ll probably end up laughing.