The Musicians Joke Book

Author : Nancy Groce
Publisher : Schirmer Trade Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 138 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Musician's Joke Book written by Nancy Groce and published by Schirmer Trade Books. This book was released on 1996 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This authoritative collection of music jokes covers classical, pop, jazz, and folk--and everything from the truly stupid to the musically complex joke. Illustrated with 19th and 20th century prints and photos, it includes one-liners, narrative jokes, bad puns, sick jokes, and all-time classics. This work will amuse everyone from amateur musicians to serious connoisseurs.

Author : Kevin M. Mitchell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780972070225
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.22/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book written by Kevin M. Mitchell and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humour.

Author : Dave Marsh
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312168599
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Great Rock 'N' Roll Joke Book written by Dave Marsh and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1997-09-15 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of him. What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers. Here it is the dirty, the absurd, the witty side of rock and roll as it turns 50. The love of young America's music in its purest form: The Joke.

Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781534718661
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.64/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Music Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Jokes About Music! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious music jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest jokes about music and musicians in the world. Including 100+ jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy about music and musicians. These jokes are for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains a ton of laugh out loud jokes! WARNING: You will laugh a lot! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! HAHA! Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music. LOL! Q: Why did they arrest the musician? A: He got into treble. HAHA! Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up. LOL! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bagpipe recital. HAHA! Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion. Funny and hilarious music and musician jokes! Your musician friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of musical jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about music and musicians will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

Author : Jim Green
Publisher : Omnibus Press
ISBN 13 : 0857123696
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.95/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Musician's Joke Book written by Jim Green and published by Omnibus Press. This book was released on 2010-06-07 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic definitions, yarns and witty quotes from the world of music. Most professions have their own jokes, but musicians seem to have more than their fair share. Perhaps it's the insane travel schedule, the bad lodgings or just lack of sleep. But as Jim Green says in his introduction, "...it's not surprising we're a band apart (so to speak), outcasts who seek only our own company, rubbing two jokes together for warmth and trying to feel superior by sneering at one another's abilities and personalities." So maybe the reason musicians love poking fun at one another is nothing more than getting in first before everyone else does. Or perhaps choosing laughter is the only alternative to despair... Anyway, here is a truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world's second oldest profession. Enjoy! Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo? A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. Q: What do you throw a drowning lead guitarist? A: His amp. Q: Why was the clarinetist staring at the orange juice bottle? A: Because the label said "concentrate." "I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." Elvis Presley

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1604338725
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 1) written by Editors of Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a series of jokes, puns, and wordplay about school, animals, and monsters.

Author : N. J. Groce
Publisher : Omnibus Press
ISBN 13 : 1783234350
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Musician's Joke Book: Knowing the Score written by N. J. Groce and published by Omnibus Press. This book was released on 1996-10-15 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authoritative collection of music jokes, covering classical, pop, jazz, and folk, including everything from the truly stupid to the musically complex joke.

Author : F. Adams
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781973171034
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Big Liszt of Music Jokes written by F. Adams and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-29 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most professions have their own in-jokes but musicians, given to arrogance, pretension, bad housing, lack of sleep and far too much travelling, seem to have an *especially* large back-catalogue.Most music humour is self-deprecating, well perhaps not so much *self* deprecating as abusing other musicians who have committed the unforgivable folly of choosing a different instrument or genre.This book is a collection of well over 600 one liners, humorous lists and definitions spanning classical, rock, folk, jazz, country **and** western, mocking over 50 instruments and their players along the way. Not content with mocking musicians this book mocks drummers too.

Author : Kathleen Krull
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780152480103
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Lives of the Musicians written by Kathleen Krull and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1993 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What are musicians really like?

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Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141945443
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Silliest Joke Book Ever written by and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2003-09-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilariously funny book containing hundreds of jokes on every subject under the sun, as well as the favourite jokes of famous celebrities. All royalties will be going to the Jeans for Genes Appeal in association with Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. The appeal funds research into genetic disorders in children. A Jeans for Genes Day is held every year when people are invited to wear their jeans for a £1 donation.