The Hitwoman And The Family Jewels

Author : JB Lynn
Publisher : Jennifer Baum
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 203 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you say “no” to a mob boss? When bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee is asked by her mob boss employer to kill a cop, she wants to say no. When her sexy murder mentor, Patrick Mulligan tells her the cop in question is a guy she once dated, she REALLY wants to refuse. But when her former date, Paul Kowalski tries to kill her, she changes her tune to “Hell, yes!” Maggie and Patrick grow closer as they scramble to figure out what it is that Kowalski is looking for and what it has to do with her prison escapee father. ​Maggie’s search is hampered by the presence of US Marshals hunting her father and her crazier-than-usual family. ​Along with her snarky talking lizard, grammatically-challenged Doberman, and a pissy cat, she races to solve the mystery and protect her family. But nothing in Maggie’s life ever goes as planned…

Author : JB Lynn
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062134620
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.22/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman written by JB Lynn and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-01-24 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she's never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortune, that only Maggie can hear. Maggie, who can barely take care of herself, is desperate to help her injured and orphaned niece get the best medical care possible, so she reluctantly accepts a mobster's lucrative job offer: major cash to kill his monstrous son-in-law. Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let's not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she's up to. Training has never been so complicated! And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Because if she doesn't . . . she's the mob's next target.

Author : JB Lynn
Publisher : Jennifer Baum
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hitwoman Goes to Prison written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-12-27 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Family is everything. That’s the motto Maggie Lee lives by. She’s proven that she’ll do anything (even become an assassin…albeit an inept one, as God likes to remind her) to take care of those she loves. Even when they drive her crazy. But as Maggie attempts to reunite a young boy with his mother, her own family is in danger of falling apart. The human members are facing a heartbreaking loss, the animals are mutinying against one of their own, and a missing skull is causing trouble for everyone. Maggie may be able to save an innocent’s life, but can she save her family?

Author : JB Lynn
Publisher : Jennifer Baum
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hitwoman’s Act of Contrition written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a high-strung, comfort loving hitwoman at a rustic spiritual retreat. Things are finally looking up for Maggie Lee. Her almost-lover Patrick is taking steps (albeit deadly ones) to insure they’ll have a future together, her niece Katie is about to be released from the hospital, her sister Marlene has stopped turning tricks and started tossing pizzas, and Maggie has a chance to land a new (legal) job. If only God would stop hounding her to apologize to her mother, Maggie would be pretty close to content with her life. When Maggie agrees to take out a new target, using a spiritual retreat as her cover story, she ends up with a spoon (long story), an odd, selectively mute roommate, and a chance to save a life. As Maggie struggles to balance all the important people in her life and deliver on the deadly contract, she begins to believe that God may be right about the act of contrition he’s demanded…but will she live long enough to do it?

Author : JB Lynn
Publisher : Jennifer Baum
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hitwoman in a Pickle written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The klutzy contract killer must enlist the help of both her psychic friend, Armani, and her ever-growing collection of talking pets, as she desperately searches for not one, but two, missing relatives. At the same time she’s trying to keep the peace in her crazy family and complete an unwanted assignment from mob boss, Delveccio, which could end with her on ice. And oh yeah, she’s got a date with a certain hot manny. Maggie and friends follow a crazy and convoluted path to try to save the day, but will an unexpected enemy get the upper hand? ​

Author : JB Lynn
Publisher : Jennifer Baum
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 181 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee has discovered the sister she thought was dead might be alive. She’s desperate to find her, but all of her bosses are making unreasonable demands. Demands she can’t afford not to meet. Once again, Delveccio, the chocolate pudding loving mob boss, needs someone whacked. Her obnoxious boss at her day job insists she intervene on his behalf with her semi-psychic friend, Armani. And the mysterious organization with the power to put her almost-lover Patrick behind bars has saddled her with an annoying new partner and sent her on a mission that has gone to the dogs. With the clock ticking, Maggie (along with her snarky lizard, dyslexic Doberman and Southern belle cat) does her best to pull off every job without winding up in jail or dead…but is her best good enough?

Author : JB Lynn
Publisher : Jennifer Baum
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 195 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-10-25 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even a good man makes mistakes... In Maggie Lee’s topsy-turvy world, Angel Delveccio is one of the good guys, but now it seems he’s gotten himself into some trouble. Can she get him out of it? It’s not like she doesn’t have enough problems of her own. She’s struggling to pacify both the people and pets of her household -- all of whom aren’t shy about voicing their litany of complaints and demands about their new home. Stretched thin, Maggie attempts to broker familial peace while simultaneously contending with an external threat that revolves around a human skull. And let’s not forget that a certain mobster has tasked her with keeping his nephew out of hot water. Can Maggie protect Angel while keeping her family safe and together, or will someone be lost?

Author : JB Lynn
Publisher : Jennifer Baum
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Body written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2021-08-27 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When mob boss Delveccio is framed for murder, it's up to everyone's favorite hitwoman to prove he didn't do it. But that's not the only problem Maggie and her menagerie are dealing with. It's not even the biggest one. The person who is threatening to kill Maggie's entire family needs to be dealt with. Things are going to get messy...even by Maggie's standards.

Author : JB Lynn
Publisher : Jennifer Baum
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hitwoman Takes a Road Trip written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people just can’t outrun trouble. Overwhelmed hitwoman Maggie Lee thinks she’s leaving her family worries behind when she’s convinced to take a road trip with her buddy, Armani. But pretty soon an old friend, a pesky relative, and even her pet, are asking for her help. Loyal to a fault, Maggie soon finds herself tangled in a dangerous theft involving a crime family; confronting the abusive previous owner of her cat, Piss; and dealing with family revelations that rock her world. With the assistance of psychic predictions, talking animals and unexpected allies, Maggie takes on her troubles head-on. But if she’s not careful, this “vacation” could literally be the death of her.

Author : JB Lynn
Publisher : Jennifer Baum
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 206 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hitwoman and the Teddy Bear written by JB Lynn and published by Jennifer Baum. This book was released on 2021-04-30 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie Lee has done some really questionable things, but she’s never stooped so low as to steal a child’s toy. There’s a first time for everything. Maggie’s life is always complicated, but her tenuous balancing act becomes even more dangerous when she’s given the job of stealing a teddy bear from the grandson of the mobster Delveccio. As she struggles to keep the different facets of her life separate, her family faces multiple threats to their safety, and there’s a very real chance she won’t be able to protect everyone she loves. Her best chance at success depends on the help of her pets…and you can bet they all have something to say about that.