The Funniest Cop Stories Ever

Author : Scott Baker
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789260
Total Pages : 195 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Cop Stories Ever written by Scott Baker and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world's most dangerous jobs, but it's also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren't--cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend's door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. A beggar who ended people's pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine--and his pants--didn't belong to him.

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Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Cop Stories Ever written by and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Nothing quite prepares you for what you will see on the street once you become a cop. It is one of the most dangerous jobs a person can do but also the most fun as well." —Scott BakerCops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world's most dangerous jobs, but it's also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk — and even when they aren't — cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend's door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. A beggar who ended people's pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine — and his pants — didn't belong to him.

Author : Mike the Cop
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781523977703
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.01/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You Can't Make This Stuff Up written by Mike the Cop and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the most popular questions cops get asked is "What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you on the job?" Well, we set out to gather a few funny stories from across North America and compiled them into this eBook with some stories you will want to read again and again to laugh at and share with your friends. So many times in the career of law enforcement officers, you end up saying "You just can't make this stuff up!" So, here are some insights as to the sorts of things that we have laid eyes on or experienced that we hope you'll enjoy! Please be aware that the stories in this book are REAL and some involve recounting nudity or other PG-16+ situations that you may want to consider if you find such real situations (that cops see and have to learn to laugh at) offensive.

Author : Mike Cop
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781731411563
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You Can't Make This Stuff Up written by Mike Cop and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The stories you've all been waiting for and then some...By far, when cops end up in conversations with people that know they're a cop, they will inevitably be asked one of two main questions: "What's the scariest situation you've ever been in?", and "What's the funniest or craziest thing you've ever seen?"A couple of years ago I had asked for cops to submit the stories you just can't make up and we put out the first edition of those edited collection of stories. A few months ago, I asked for a fresh round and the latest stories in this revised and expanded version of the book do not disappoint.The book isn't meant to be perfect in grammar, punctuation or even super long. Not every story is something that people might find funny and that's ok. What it can be, however, is a quick read to lighten the mood and get a glimpse of what cops see and deal with regularly that we can all look back and laugh at and truly understand why Hollywood has nothing on real police work because you truly just can't make this stuff up.So, grab your favorite beverage and thumb through the book. Share your favorite stories with your friends and if you'd like to help keep content like I make continue to grow, tell others about the book and send them to my site to get it.Thank you everyone who supports me and all of my endeavors to humanize the badge and fight for the truth when it comes to how law enforcement is perceived out there. Your support means the world to me.-Mike the Cop

Author : Scott Baker
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449407196
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Lighter Shade of Blue written by Scott Baker and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Leland Gregory's best-selling Stupid collections, retired NYPD officer Scott Baker and author Tom Philbin present A Lighter Shade of Blue. With authentic tales of life behind the badge, A Lighter Shade of Blue features hilarious anecdotes as told by the cops on the scene--everything from stupid crooks and bungled crimes to patrol etiquette, station house banter, and mangled English. From a gun-stealing chimpanzee to the good-natured hazing of a new recruit, A Lighter Shade of Blue mixes the hilarious with the downright unbelievable through more than 100 firsthand accounts from police officers across the United States and Canada. In addition, a handy glossary of funny cop lingo apprises readers of why they would much rather have a fat pill (buttered roll) as opposed to a finger wave (rectal exam). Consider A Lighter Shade of Blue as the ultimate ride-along--a sidesplitting collection rife with real stories from the cops who have seen and heard it all, including: * A rookie who is locked in the back of a cop car during his first patrol and driven, windows down, through an automatic car wash. * A gun-stealing chimpanzee. * A college professor attacked by a wild gang of teenage girls who promptly steal his watch.

Author : Mark Baker
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0671685511
Total Pages : 388 pages
Book Rating : 4.15/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cops written by Mark Baker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1986 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Ingrid P. Dean
Publisher : Llewellyn Worldwide
ISBN 13 : 0738730912
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book True Police Stories of the Strange & Unexplained written by Ingrid P. Dean and published by Llewellyn Worldwide. This book was released on 2011-09-08 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Early one evening, I was patrolling alone and decided to stop a vehicle with its taillight out. I had no way of knowing that this seemingly routine decision would lead to a strange twist of fate years later... These true, first-hand accounts from law enforcement officials across the nation reveal how intuition, apparitions, UFOs, prophetic dreams, and other forces beyond our understanding have impacted them in the course of duty. The weird and unexplained experiences in this book take place in the midst of the death-defying gun battles, thrilling rescues, and heart-searing tragedies that police officers face every day—and reveal the fascinating inner lives of the heroic men and women behind the badge.

Author : Murphy
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1491791748
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stories of a Chicago Police Officer: written by Murphy and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2016-03-17 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sex or lunch, what would you do, six days in a row? If you don’t find the baby soon, will she freeze to death? It appears to be a single gunshot wound directly under the chin; should we assume suicide or possibly foul play? It appears the grandfather had a heart attack and fell through the glass storm window. Do we remove the body before the young grandkids show up? It’s against rules but we can’t allow the children’s last memory of grandpa to be crumpled and bleeding. Is that a gun in his hand or is that a cell phone? It’s too dark, but the call was a man with a gun! If you’re right you’re a hero. If you’re wrong you go to the morgue. These decisions are made on a daily basis if you are a Chicago Police Officer. Hopefully you’re right. If you’re wrong not only do you suffer but your family does as well. No police officer wants to make a split second decision but at times that’s all you have.

Author : Steve Osborne
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 1101872144
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Job written by Steve Osborne and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2016-03-22 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A nice quiet night.” During his two decades on the force, if you asked NYPD officer Steve Osborne how things were going, that’s what he’d tell you. On a stakeout? Nice quiet night. Drive by shooting? Nice quiet night. Now, with The Job he’s ready to talk, and does he have some stories to tell. Most civilians get their information about police work from television shows, which are pure fantasy. Here, Osborne takes us into his world, the gritty and not so glamorous life of real street cops. And along the way he finds humor and soul searching humanity in the most unlikely places. For anyone interested in knowing what a cop’s life is all about, this is a must read.

Author : Robert Morrissey
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781432701864
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.6X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 2nd Humorous Beat Actual Funny Police Stories written by Robert Morrissey and published by . This book was released on 2007-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Police work is ongoing stress. It includes tense association with people who commit theft, mayhem and murder. It also includes the human duties of telling someone their loved ones have been maimed, killed, or arrested. Punctuating this bitterness are those precious humorous moments which make the job acceptable and keep an officer's sanity. This book is a compilation of humorous situations which helped me cope. I believe one should judge his life on how many times he laughs. I hope my book, will make you laugh...and help you cope. For a signed copy, please send a check for $17.35 (complete cost) to Robert Morrissey, 8286 Spicebush Terr., Port St.Lucie FL 34952 phone 772-879-3958