The Dirty Girls Little Joke Book

Author : CARLTON BOOKS
Publisher : Carlton Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 9781844421824
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Dirty Girls Little Joke Book written by CARLTON BOOKS and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2006 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You lucky ladies are in for a dirty treat - and by that we don't mean a relaxing mud pack! If you find most joke books tame and like your humour to be on the filthy side, this salacious selection of the most provocative punchlines, sexy stories and outrageous one-liners is sure to hit the spot. The Dirty Girl's Little Joke Book is so shocking it'll even make the boys blush, proving that whatever they can do, girls can do better. And rest assured - no subject is safe, from anatomy to animals and nuns to policemen, we've got it covered. Shrinking violets look away now - this book is not for the faint-hearted!

Author : Karen S. Smith
Publisher : Carlton Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 9781844425198
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dirty Girl's Joke Book written by Karen S. Smith and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2004 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: or those knowing lasses who find most joke books tame, this salacious selection will tickle the funny bone: its packed with filthy fun for girls with no inhibitions. From Anatomy to Zoos via Nuns and Policemen, nothing is sacred. We dare you not to blush.

Author : Karen S. Smith
Publisher : Carlton Books Limited
ISBN 13 : 9781780975818
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.13/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Dirty Girl's Joke Book written by Karen S. Smith and published by Carlton Books Limited. This book was released on 2014-10 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those knowing lasses who find most joke books tame, this salacious selection will tickle the funny bone: it's packed with filthy fun for girls with no inhibitions. From anatomy to zoos via nuns and policemen, nothing is sacred. We dare you not to blush.

Author : Karen S. Smith
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781844427406
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book DIRTY GIRL'S JOKE BOOK, THE: FILTHY FUN FOR FEISTY FEMALES written by Karen S. Smith and published by . This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Osvaldo Soriano
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Funny Dirty Little War written by Osvaldo Soriano and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Conflict between rival factions in a small Argentinean village results in violence.

Author : Liz Jensen
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1596919981
Total Pages : 323 pages
Book Rating : 4.83/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Dirty Little Book of Stolen Time written by Liz Jensen and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2008-12-11 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charlotte Schleswig, the delightful narrator of Liz Jensen's latest novel, supports herself and the lumpen Fru Schleswig (who may or may not be her mother) as a prostitute in 1890s Copenhagen. While she is no small success at the trade, she leaps at a new job opportunity for herself and Fru Schleswig, as cleaning ladies for the wealthy widow Krak. But mysteries abound at Fru Krak's dark old mansion. The basement appears to be haunted, townspeople claim to have seen the dead Professor Krak walking the streets as a ghost, and there are stories of desperate souls who paid the professor a visit and never emerged. In fact, as Charlotte will discover, there is a simple explanation for all this: the basement is home to a time machine. When their cunning investigations land them in trouble, Charlotte and Fru Schleswig find themselves catapulted through time and space to modern-day London, and there their adventures truly begin. With the minxy, intrepid Charlotte, Liz Jensen introduces a heroine every bit as memorable as Louis Drax. And with My Dirty Little Book of Stolen Time, she delivers yet another outlandishly entertaining novel, in which the seemingly insurmountable obstacle of spacetime proves no match for human ingenuity and earthly passion.

Author : Rob Loughran
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781490419886
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Official Dirty Johnny Jokebook written by Rob Loughran and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-06-11 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Can I,” Dirty Johnny asked his mother, “have some money for candy?”“What happened to the five-dollar allowance I give you every Saturday?” asked mom.“I've been giving it to the old homeless man in the park.”Mom is so proud of her son. His charity and giving spirit; his humanity. She opens her wallet and hands him a five dollar bill. “I'm very proud of you Johnny, sharing the way you have been. But this money you keep for yourself. If you continue giving money to the homeless they'll never get a job.”“But this homeless guy has a job.”“Really? What does he do?”“Every Saturday morning, for five dollars, he sucks my cock.”The sex-education teacher drew a penis on the blackboard and asked the class, “does anybody know what this is?”Dirty Johnny stands up and says, “It's a cock. My dad has two of them.”“Your father has two penises?” asked the teacher.“Yeah. The little one he pisses out of and the big one he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth.” A pit bull chased Dirty Johnny up a tree. The owner came by and said, “Sorry kid. I was bringing him to the vet's to have his balls snipped. The operation will calm him down, this will never happen again.”“I have a better idea, asshole,” said Johnny. “Why don't you remove his teeth? I could see from a block away he wasn't going to fuck me.”Dirty Johnny calls up the principal and says, “I'm sick and can't come to school today.” “Johnny,” asks the principal, “how sick are you?”“I just,” says Johnny, “fucked my grandma up the ass is that sick enough for you?”“Okay class,” says the teacher, “I'm going through the alphabet and I'm going to call on someone for the letters a, b, c, and so on. When called upon, say a word that starts with that letter then use that word in a sentence.” Immediately, Dirty Johnny's hand is in the air but the teacher can't call on him because he'll say ass, then bitch, cunt, damn, excrement, fuck, goddam, horseshit, intercourse, jackin' off etc. Finally she gets to z. There's no swear word that starts with z. so she calls on Dirty Johnny who says, “Z. Zoo. Last summer I went to the zoo and saw an elephant that had the biggest fucking cock I have ever seen.” The civics teacher said, “Class, I am going to tell you every attribute you need to have in order to be elected president of the United States.”“Fucking liar,” said Dirty Johnny.“That, ironically, is number one on the list.”Dirty Johnny got an electric train for Christmas. He quickly assembled the train and began playing conductor: “All aboard, you assholes. All whores sit in the aisle seats. That will facilitate all the cock sucking you'll be doing today.”“Johnny,” said his mother, rushing in from the kitchen, “you turn that train off and sit in the corner for a half hour. Using language like that!”A half hour later Johnny switches his train back on and says, “Good day and welcome to DFJ railways. I hope you enjoy your journey; if there are any complaints about the delay in service you can talk to the fucking bitch in the kitchen.” A behavioral psychologist devised an experiment to test how quickly children can associate color with taste. The experiment consisted of placing a bowl of Life Savers in front of a group of second graders. After a few tries the kids would say: “Red tastes just like cherry. Yellow tastes just like pineapple. Green…Lime, Orange…Orange.”Then he gave them a honey Life Saver, but none of them could identify it. He said, “I'll give you a hint. This flavor is something your mommy calls your daddy.”Dirty Johnny said, “Spit them out! He's feeding us assholes.” Dirty Johnny says to his neighbor, “Mom's sick and I need $100 to check her into the hospital.”“How do I know,” says the neighbor, “that you won't spend the money on drugs?”“Fuck you,” says Johnny. “I've got drug money.”Many many many more sick and twisted Dirty Johnny jokes inside...

Author : Eileen Pollack
Publisher : Four Way Books
ISBN 13 : 1945588152
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Bible of Dirty Jokes written by Eileen Pollack and published by Four Way Books . This book was released on 2018-03-06 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Ketzel WeinrachÕs beloved brother Potsie goes missing in Las Vegas, she not only must try to find him, she must confront her familyÕs shady history and their ties to the legendary Jewish mob, Murder, Inc., as well as her troubling relationship to her cousin Perry (who runs a strip club on the outskirts of Vegas), her long and apparently not-so-loving marriage to her recently departed husband Morty Tittelman (a self-styled professor of dirty jokes and erotic folklore), and her own failed career as a stand-up comic.

Author : Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312349677
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dirty Girls on Top written by Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-07-08 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rich with sex, fun, and friendship, "Dirty Girls on Top" returns to the winning territory of Valdes-Rodriguez's first and most popular novel, "The Dirty Girls Social Club."

Author : Lisi Harrison
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451695977
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Dirty Book Club written by Lisi Harrison and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the #1 New York Times bestselling series The Clique comes Lisi Harrison's debut adult novel about four modern-day strangers who inherit a dirty book club that was started in the 1960s. M.J. Stark's life is picture-perfect—she has a dream job as a magazine editor, a sexy doctor boyfriend, and a glamorous life in Manhattan. But behind her success, she can't shake a deep sense of loneliness, so when her boyfriend offers her a completely new life in California, she decides to give it a try. Once there, M.J. is left to fend for herself in a small California beach town, with only the company of her elderly neighbor, Gloria. One day M.J. receives a mysterious invitation and a copy of Prim: A Modern Woman's Guide to Manners. She recognizes the book as an outdated classic, but when she opens it, she discovers that it's actually a copy of Fear of Flying by Erica Jong and the invitation is to join Gloria's secret book club—one that only reads erotic books. Out of curiosity, M.J. goes to the meeting at a local bookstore, and discovers three other women who have also been selected by the club's original members—who have suddenly left the country to honor a fifty-year-old pact. As these unlikely friends bond over naughty bestsellers, each woman shares not only the intimate details of her own sex life, but all areas of her life. Inspired by the characters in the novels they read—and the notes passed down by the club's original members—the new members of The Dirty Book Club help each other find the courage to rewrite their own stories and risk it all for a happy ending.