The Brick Of Dad Jokes

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 164643207X
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Brick of Dad Jokes written by Editors of Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Brick of Dad Jokes is the ultimate collection of puns, quips, and corny one-liners that is sure to get eyes rolling. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! The Brick of Dad Jokes is an eye-rolling, groan-inducing collection of hundreds of jokes for the dad joke aficionado in your life. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.

Author : Cider Mill Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1646433521
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Brick of Dad Puns written by Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-03-28 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the two radios that got married? The reception was fantastic. This cheesy-but-grate book is jam-packed with unbearable puns that are so bad, they’re good. This collection features over 200 jokes–all puns intended! These are jokes you’ll love to hate. From the good to the bad and the ugly, these clever one-liners and witticisms will have readers of all ages laughing—and groaning. This book is perfect for punsters and dad joke aficionados who enjoy cringe-worthy jokes, or you can gift it to that long-suffering friend or family member as pun-ishment! Including: - Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. - Did you hear the joke about paper? It’s tear-able. - When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan. And many more! Build your fatherly humor with the brick-ass jokes in The Brick of Puns.

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press,
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 1400252245
Total Pages : 287 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition) written by Editors of Cider Mill Press, and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2024-06-11 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

Author : Thomas Nowak
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452184135
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes written by Thomas Nowak and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

Author : Ian Allen
Publisher : Portico
ISBN 13 : 1909396095
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

Author : Katrina Germein
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 0763665223
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Dad Thinks He's Funny written by Katrina Germein and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2013-04-09 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.

Author : Adam Ward
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593097491
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Brick x Brick written by Adam Ward and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-12-01 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join the "Bob Ross of LEGO" in constructing cool creations with this how-to guide that brings legendary builds to life! Looking for something a little more exciting than your average LEGO® guide? You're in luck! Not only does this spectacular book offer step-by-step instructions for fun builds and crafts, it also includes intriguing trivia, micro challenges, and advice to boost your creative confidence. You'll also learn all about the author, Adam Ward, a professional artist who hosts the popular YouTube series Brick x Brick--and who wants you to become the best builder you can be. With a difficulty rating provided for each build, this is the perfect pick for LEGO® lovers of every skill-level. Get ready to make a masterpiece!

Author : Cade Franklin
Publisher : Hachette Australia
ISBN 13 : 0733645577
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Brick Dad written by Cade Franklin and published by Hachette Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Henry Pinto and Cade Franklin were the first ever winners of LEGO Masters Australia, a series watched by over two million Australians. Now they've combined their brick-building talents to make BRICK DAD - a hilarious collection of dad jokes and everyday dadventures. What happens when Brick Dad takes over the washing and forgets to separate the colours? (Clue: nothing good.) How will the kids react when his Dad-bod is on poolside display? (Facepalms galore.) Can Brick Dad defeat the Monster in the cupboard once and for all? (The suspense!) Find these all-too-familiar Dad scenarios and more in this cheeky book: the perfect gift from any brick kid to their LEGO-loving dad.

Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1788402537
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE THIRD COLLECTION FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERS @DADSAYSJOKES The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with over 5 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme page @Pubity with its 31 million followers. This is his third book. I TOLD MY WIFE SHE SHOULD EMBRACE HER MISTAKES. SHE GAVE ME A HUG.

Author : Evan Ramsey
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781673236965
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Evan Ramsey and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-08 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Dad Jokes Book! Get ready to laugh and make some groans! 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is the best dad jokes book for any dad who just loves delivering funny dad jokes and puns to unsuspecting victimes. Funny Jokes and Puns You Can't Live Without! Being a dad means many things and the most important thing is being able to tell a good dad joke. Make sure your dad is equipped with the best jokes. 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is a superb collection of funny dad jokes, hilarious one-liners and the best punny dad puns around. This joke book makes the best gift idea for dad! Your book includes: Classic dad jokes that never get old. Jokes for the whole family. So many funny Punny Puns! Great one-liners you don't want to be without. Groan-inducing humor. This makes a great gift not only for dads but for grandpa, uncle, brothers, fathers, teachers or anyone with a dad with a sense of humor! Help dad keep the laughs coming with this great joke book. Purchase today!