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Author : Morna E. Gregory
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781858944999
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)
Download or read book Toilets of the World written by Morna E. Gregory and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humour.
Author : Thorey Kristin Thorisdottir
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1477246819
Total Pages : 183 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Best Toilet Book in the World written by Thorey Kristin Thorisdottir and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-12-13 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I grew up with my dad asking frequently where the newspaper was, while my brother was occupying it for half an hour on the toilet every day. Today I live with a man who has a whole library sitting in the bathroom. Thus I started to think that what the world seriously needs is a TOILET BOOK. The book is nonfiction and contains clips from my life from summer 2011 until October 2012, or since I decided to move to another country and get married. When you move to another country you have to face several challenges, amongst others being a speechless idiot, having almost no social life what so ever, desperation for friends, trying to be cool, attending some horrific Danish courses, trying to survive the first year of marriage and figure out where the beer is cheapest, to name a few. I have tried to set the book up in a comic way since you have to have a humour for yourself to survive the first year in a new country! Everyone who has come into my life during that year is now a victim and a real part of the book! Summary: This book is about everything and nothing, but mostly nothing. Enjoy, and remember to flush!
Author : Sam Apple
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481451235
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Saddest Toilet in the World written by Sam Apple and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a cheeky and hilarious picture book, author Sam Apple and illustrator Sam Ricks share a silly story about the potty-training experience…from the toilet’s point of view! Danny would sit anywhere and everywhere: a comfy couch, a bean bag chair, his mom’s lap, a playground swing. The one place Danny wouldn’t sit? The toilet. When the pain of rejection becomes too much, the toilet does what any self-respecting toilet would do: He leaves home. In Sam Apple’s rollicking children’s book debut, with illustrations by Sam Ricks, it’s boy vs. bowl in a hilarious contest of wills.
Author : John Mitchinson
Publisher : Crown Archetype
ISBN 13 : 0307405516
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Book of General Ignorance written by John Mitchinson and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2007-08-07 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Misconceptions, misunderstandings, and flawed facts finally get the heave-ho in this humorous, downright humiliating book of reeducation based on the phenomenal British bestseller. Challenging what most of us assume to be verifiable truths in areas like history, literature, science, nature, and more,The Book of General Ignorance is a witty “gotcha” compendium of how little we actually know about anything. It’ll have you scratching your head wondering why we even bother to go to school. Think Magellan was the first man to circumnavigate the globe, baseball was invented in America, Henry VIII had six wives, Mount Everest is the tallest mountain? Wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong again. You’ll be surprised at how much you don’t know! Check out The Book of General Ignorance for more fun entries and complete answers to the following: How long can a chicken live without its head? About two years. What do chameleons do? They don’t change color to match the background. Never have; never will. Complete myth. Utter fabrication. Total Lie. They change color as a result of different emotional states. How many legs does a centipede have? Not a hundred. How many toes has a two-toed sloth? It’s either six or eight. Who was the first American president? Peyton Randolph. What were George Washington’s false teeth made from? Mostly hippopotamus. What was James Bond’s favorite drink? Not the vodka martini.
Author : Jamie Glowacki
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501122991
Total Pages : 167 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)
Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Author : Leslie Patricelli
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 0763632465
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.65/5 ( download)
Download or read book Huggy Kissy written by Leslie Patricelli and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exuberant infant is lifted high in the air by Mommy, kissed on the tummy by Daddy, and snuggled by a puppy.
Author : Guido van Genechten
Publisher : Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 9780689846984
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.83/5 ( download)
Download or read book Potty Time written by Guido van Genechten and published by Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bottoms come in all shapes and sizes as Joe discovers at potty time.
Author : Dr Janet Hall
Publisher : hinkler
ISBN 13 : 1743529171
Total Pages : 6 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)
Download or read book Ready to Go! Toilet Time written by Dr Janet Hall and published by hinkler. This book was released on 2013-12-01 with total page 6 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to Go! Toilet Time includes an easy-to-follow parent guide written by child psychologist Dr Janet Hall, with helpful ideas and training methods, plus a children's reward chart with stickers. It also contains a beautifully illustrated simple toilet-training storybook that children will enjoy reading as they learn the important developmental skill of toilet training.
Author : Leslie Patricelli
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 0763644765
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.65/5 ( download)
Download or read book Potty written by Leslie Patricelli and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010-09-14 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baby, a toddler, decides to use the potty for the first time.
Author : Katie Adams
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250164109
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)
Download or read book Sh*ts and Giggles written by Katie Adams and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-04-10 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of one-liners, funny trivia, riddles, and laugh-out-loud jokes for adults, Sh*ts & Giggles is the bathroom book the world needs. With hundreds of ways to make you laugh while you?re otherwise indisposed, Sh*ts and Giggles will be the must-have "loo lit" book on the market. --
