The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Soccer Fans

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484936801
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Soccer Fans written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-05-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Soccer Fans is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Soccer Fans appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Soccer Fan knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Soccer Fan, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Soccer Fans. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484936818
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Soccer Players written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-05-11 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Soccer Players is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Soccer Players appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Soccer Player knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Soccer Player, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Soccer Players. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484862629
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Football Fans written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-05-09 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Football Fans is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Football Fans appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Football Fan knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Football Fan, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Football Fans. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490585406
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soccer Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Soccer Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Soccer Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Soccer Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Soccer Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Soccer Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Soccer Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Soccer Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484936825
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Softball Players written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-05-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation For Softball Players If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Softball Players is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Softball Players appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Softball Player knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Softball Player, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Softball Players. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114188
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.82/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soccer fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of soccer fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one soccer fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many soccer fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do soccer fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A soccer fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Soccer fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the soccer fan.The soccer fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the soccer fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do soccer fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490583884
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.82/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Soccer Fans written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Soccer Fans: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Soccer Fans waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life. The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Soccer Fans is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities. The savings in this book are so extreme; most Soccer Fans won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Soccer Fan who wastes money?

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490584515
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.1X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Watford Fans written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Watford Fans is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Watford Fans appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Watford Fan knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Watford Fan, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Watford Fans. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490584577
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Leicester City Fans written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Leicester City Fans is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Leicester City Fans appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Leicester City Fan knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Leicester City Fan, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Leicester City Fans. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484862612
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Fulham Fans written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-05-09 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Fulham Fans is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Fulham Fans appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Fulham Fan knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Fulham Fan, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Fulham Fans. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***