The Best Ever Book Of Watford Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490585567
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Watford Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Watford Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Watford Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Watford Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Watford Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Watford Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Watford Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Watford Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Watford Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Watford Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Watford Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Edward Phillips
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0008191980
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World’s Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-06-30 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sick as a parrot becasue the big match has been cancelled or the TV’s broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478368991
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Hornets Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hornets' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hornets' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Hornets Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Hornets' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Hornets' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Hornets' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Hornets' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Hornets' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Hornets' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Hornets' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mel Greene
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0380798492
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.90/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Greatest Joke Book Ever written by Mel Greene and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1999-11-09 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow!Golf got its name because all the other four-letter words were taken. Here's the most massive melding of mirth ever minted! Hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates. Tell'em to your friends or keep'em to yourself -- this book has more jokes than Lessie has fleas! How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head!If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? C'mon. You can do it. Take this book to the cash register -- and take home enough jokes to meet your minimum daily humor requirement for the whole millennium!

Author : Edward Phillips
Publisher : Angus & Robertson
ISBN 13 : 9780207169571
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.78/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Angus & Robertson. This book was released on 1991-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478369042
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Celtics' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Celtics' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Celtics' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Celtics' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Celtics' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Celtics' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Celtics' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Celtics' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Celtics' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478368960
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Hawks Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hawks' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hawks' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Hawks Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Hawks' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Hawks' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Hawks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Hawks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Hawks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Hawks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Hawks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : J. Gunn
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781300492832
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Bolton Wanderers Football Jokes Ever written by J. Gunn and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Bolton Wanderers Football Jokes Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football, the referee and of course our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up on terraces or in the pub after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. We love Bolton Wanderers, get ready to have a laugh

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478369028
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Cavaliers Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cavaliers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cavaliers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cavaliers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cavaliers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cavaliers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cavaliers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cavaliers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cavaliers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cavaliers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cavaliers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478368847
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Clippers Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Clippers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Clippers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Clippers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Clippers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Clippers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Clippers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Clippers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Clippers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Clippers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Clippers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***