The Best Ever Book Of Softball Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478120117
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Softball Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Softball jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Softball Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Softball Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Softball joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Softball jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Softball Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Softball Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Softball Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Softball Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Softball Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Compiled By Barbour Staff
Publisher : Shiloh Kidz
ISBN 13 : 9781643524863
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book In the Big Inning written by Compiled By Barbour Staff and published by Shiloh Kidz. This book was released on 2020-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he was caught trying to steal second base He did, however, properly purchase his copy of In the Big Inning: Good, Clean Sports Jokes for Kids This hilarious collection of jokes, funny stories, riddles, and one-liners is sure to make anyone laugh. . .even you kids who hate gym class Perfect for 8-12-year-olds, In the Big Inning: Good, Clean Sports Jokes for Kids features chapters on more than 15 different sports, from baseball, basketball, and bowling fishing, football, and golf soccer, swimming, track and field and many more There are hundreds of jokes in all, plus each chapter introduction brings in some light biblical and inspirational thought. If you're looking for clean, good-humored, often laugh-out-loud entertainment, this is the book for you. Don't strike out--get In the Big Inning: Good, Clean Sports Jokes for Kids

Author : Softball enthusiast Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.95/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Funny TRUMP Notebook:. You're the Greatest Softball Player Ever Existed. YUUUUGE. Believe Me, and All Others Softball Players Are WEAK. Low Energy. Real Losers written by Softball enthusiast Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-24 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're The Greatest Softball out there, at least according to trump. This funny Journal will make a great gift for your friends, family and coworkers who enjoy playing Softball Book Details: 110 pages 6"x9" White-color paper Matte Finish Cover for an elegant look and feel

Author : Heather E. Schwartz
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 9780736868242
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Girls' Softball written by Heather E. Schwartz and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2007 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Describes softball, the skills needed for it, and ways to compete"--Provided by publisher.

Author : Sjg Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781672432351
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.59/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Best Softball Coach Ever written by Sjg Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect White Elephant Gift Idea! Great and funny gag gift for your favorite co-worker, friend and/or family member! This blank lined journal with a funny saying will guarantee you and the gift recipient will have a laugh or two after getting this funny white elephant gift. Ideal for Secret Santa, Birthdays, and Holidays. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative writing done or just for writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100-page blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. Grab yours today and order one for a friend too! Everyone deserves a good laugh! 100 page of high quality crisp white paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips!

Author : Beau Abbott
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 145217427X
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Baseball Card Vandals written by Beau Abbott and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The true story and bizarrely brilliant art of the creative duo Mashable called "the Rembrandt and Picasso of vandalized baseball cards." Every day since 2012, brothers Beau and Bryan Abbott have drawn crude jokes on their old trading cards from the '80s and '90s and posted them on Tumblr, Twitter, and Instagram as Baseball Card Vandals. Now the fruits of this completely unnecessary labor have been collected in this stunningly absurd book. Inside you'll find a collection of over 200 "expertly" vandalized cards—including dozens of never-before-seen artworks—that blend the Vandals' signature oddball humor and artistic flair with a charming dose of sports nostalgia. Featuring an introduction on the Baseball Card Vandals history and process as well as a beautiful design inspired by vintage baseball cards, this book will be a hit with sports fans, art lovers, memorabilia collectors, pop culture watchers, Internet geeks, comedy connoisseurs, and permanent marker sniffers everywhere.

Author : Nic Stone
Publisher : Crown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1984893017
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fast Pitch written by Nic Stone and published by Crown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-08-31 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From #1 New York Times bestselling author Nic Stone comes a challenging and heartwarming coming-of-age story about a softball player looking to prove herself on and off the field. Shenice Lockwood, captain of the Fulton Firebirds, is hyper-focused when she steps up to the plate. Nothing can stop her from leading her team to the U12 fast-pitch softball regional championship. But life has thrown some curveballs her way. Strike one: As the sole team of all-brown faces, Shenice and the Firebirds have to work twice as hard to prove that Black girls belong at bat. Strike two: Shenice’s focus gets shaken when her great-uncle Jack reveals that a career-ending—and family-name-ruining—crime may have been a setup. Strike three: Broken focus means mistakes on the field. And Shenice’s teammates are beginning to wonder if she’s captain-qualified. It's up to Shenice to discover the truth about her family’s past—and fast—before secrets take the Firebirds out of the game forever.

Author : Mike Klinsmann
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781300811770
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Minnesota Twins Joke Book Ever written by Mike Klinsmann and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Minnesota Twins Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense

Author : Jim Kraus
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 0800720865
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.65/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes written by Jim Kraus and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.

Author : Chad Dowinsky
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781300811862
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Cincinnati Reds Joke Book Ever written by Chad Dowinsky and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Cincinnati Reds Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Reds