The Best Ever Book Of Soccer Player Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490585390
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Soccer Player Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soccer Player Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soccer Player Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Soccer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Soccer Player joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Soccer Player Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Soccer Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Soccer Players and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. A Soccer Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Soccer Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Soccer Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Edward Phillips
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0008191980
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World’s Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-06-30 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sick as a parrot becasue the big match has been cancelled or the TV’s broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.

Author : Joe King
Publisher : Andersen Press Limited
ISBN 13 : 1787612791
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press Limited. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Author : Charles S. Hellman
Publisher : LuckySports
ISBN 13 : 9780935938364
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book El Peleon del Futbol written by Charles S. Hellman and published by LuckySports. This book was released on 2013-07-13 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the Spanish version of The Soccer Bully. The first series of Adventures in SportsLand focuses on bullies. This cartoon series consists of 10 children's picture books (Baseball, Basketball, Football, Golf, Hockey, Soccer, Tennis, and Volleyball, plus two in Spanish) that are fun, attractive, and educational. The goal of these picture sports books is to teach good behavior, as well as family and moral values, to youngsters through sports while using imagination and having fun. This soccer story features Kicki, an average soccer player who gives her best and has fun with her teammates while playing soccer. Sometimes she surprises everyoneand herselfwhen she comes through in the clutch with a pivotal pass or kick. However, Kicki's brother, Striker, thinks soccer is a game only for boys, and girls are just good in school. Find out if Kicki and her girl teammates can change Striker's opinion of girls in their pressure-packed game against the bully Hoo-Doos and their coach, Trouble!

Author : Edward Phillips
Publisher : Angus & Robertson
ISBN 13 : 9780207169571
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.78/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Angus & Robertson. This book was released on 1991-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Egmont Publishing UK
Publisher : Dean & Son
ISBN 13 : 9781405298223
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Football Joke Book written by Egmont Publishing UK and published by Dean & Son. This book was released on 2020-04-30 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Jim Chumley
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 1786854686
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Funniest Football Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490585406
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soccer Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Soccer Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Soccer Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Soccer Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Soccer Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Soccer Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Soccer Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Soccer Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114188
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.82/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soccer fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of soccer fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one soccer fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many soccer fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do soccer fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A soccer fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Soccer fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the soccer fan.The soccer fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the soccer fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do soccer fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Chip Laballe
Publisher : SP Books
ISBN 13 : 9781561713127
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Jock Joke Book written by Chip Laballe and published by SP Books. This book was released on 1994-05 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection offers jokes on all kinds of sports from basketball and hockey to pro-wrestling and even women's wrestling. Sure to be enjoyed by sports lovers and haters, many of these jock-bashing jokes poke fun at famous athletes and teams.