The Best Ever Book Of Soccer Fan Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114188
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.82/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soccer fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of soccer fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one soccer fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many soccer fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do soccer fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A soccer fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Soccer fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the soccer fan.The soccer fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the soccer fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do soccer fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490585406
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soccer Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Soccer Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Soccer Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Soccer Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Soccer Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Soccer Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Soccer Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Soccer Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Joe King
Publisher : Andersen Press Limited
ISBN 13 : 1787612791
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press Limited. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Author : Edward Phillips
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0008191980
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World’s Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-06-30 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sick as a parrot becasue the big match has been cancelled or the TV’s broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.

Author : Edward Phillips
Publisher : Angus & Robertson
ISBN 13 : 9780207169571
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.78/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Angus & Robertson. This book was released on 1991-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781517658946
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Celtic F.C. Football Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Description A funny joke book about the CELTIC F.C. Football Club. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite CELTIC F.C. fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends. Authors Biography This book was written by Rich Sims who is a stand-up comedian based out of Orlando, Florida. He has written several books and appears across the country at a comedy club near you.

Author : Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1447259831
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Football Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114232
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Football Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Football fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Football Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of football fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one football fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many football fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do football fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A football fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Football fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the football fan.The football fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the football fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do football fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Matt Christopher
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780613049962
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Football Jokes and Riddles written by Matt Christopher and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of anecdotes, jokes, and riddles about the game of football.

Author : Charles S. Hellman
Publisher : LuckySports
ISBN 13 : 9780935938364
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book El Peleon del Futbol written by Charles S. Hellman and published by LuckySports. This book was released on 2013-07-13 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the Spanish version of The Soccer Bully. The first series of Adventures in SportsLand focuses on bullies. This cartoon series consists of 10 children's picture books (Baseball, Basketball, Football, Golf, Hockey, Soccer, Tennis, and Volleyball, plus two in Spanish) that are fun, attractive, and educational. The goal of these picture sports books is to teach good behavior, as well as family and moral values, to youngsters through sports while using imagination and having fun. This soccer story features Kicki, an average soccer player who gives her best and has fun with her teammates while playing soccer. Sometimes she surprises everyoneand herselfwhen she comes through in the clutch with a pivotal pass or kick. However, Kicki's brother, Striker, thinks soccer is a game only for boys, and girls are just good in school. Find out if Kicki and her girl teammates can change Striker's opinion of girls in their pressure-packed game against the bully Hoo-Doos and their coach, Trouble!