The Best Ever Book Of Real Estate Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468076349
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of real estate agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Real Estate Agent jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Real Estate Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Real Estate Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A Real Estate Agent and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Real Estate Agent turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the Real Estate Agent.The Real Estate Agent's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the Real Estate Agent who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do Real Estate Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781578660124
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.22/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Kliph Nesteroff
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982103051
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.57/5 ( download)

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Download or read book We Had a Little Real Estate Problem written by Kliph Nesteroff and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "From renowned comedy journalist and historian Kliph Nesteroff comes the underappreciated story of Native Americans and comedy"--

Author : Laura Ruby
Publisher : Walden Pond Press
ISBN 13 : 9781536438963
Total Pages : 430 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Shadow Cipher written by Laura Ruby and published by Walden Pond Press. This book was released on 2017 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A debut entry in an alternate-history series depicts three kids who try to solve a modern-world puzzle and complete a treasure hunt laid into the streets and buildings of New York City.

Author : Robert Stillman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781436392112
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.1X/5 ( download)

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Author : Bob Odenkirk
Publisher : McSweeney's
ISBN 13 : 1940450667
Total Pages : 93 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Load of Hooey written by Bob Odenkirk and published by McSweeney's. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Odenkirk is a legend in the comedy-writing world, winning Emmys and acclaim for his work on Saturday Night Live, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and many other seminal TV shows. This book, his first, is a spleen-bruisingly funny omnibus that ranges from absurdist monologues (“Martin Luther King, Jr’s Worst Speech Ever”) to intentionally bad theater (“Hitler Dinner Party: A Play”); from avant-garde fiction (“Obituary for the Creator of Madlibs”) to free-verse poetry that's funnier and more powerful than the work of Calvin Trillin, Jewel, and Robert Louis Stevenson combined. Odenkirk's debut resembles nothing so much as a hilarious new sketch comedy show that’s exclusively available as a streaming video for your mind. As Odenkirk himself writes in “The Second Coming of Jesus and Lazarus,” it is a book “to be read aloud to yourself in the voice of Bob Newhart.”

Author : Brandon Turner
Publisher : Biggerpockets Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 : 9780990711797
Total Pages : 341 pages
Book Rating : 4.9X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Book on Rental Property Investing written by Brandon Turner and published by Biggerpockets Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2015-10-28 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With more than 350,000 units sold worldwide, this fan-favorite will show you every strategy, tool, tip, and technique you need to become a millionaire rental property investor.

Author : Paul Beatty
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN 13 : 0374712247
Total Pages : 305 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Sellout written by Paul Beatty and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2015-03-03 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Man Booker Prize Winner of the National Book Critics Circle Award in Fiction Winner of the John Dos Passos Prize for Literature New York Times Bestseller Los Angeles Times Bestseller Named One of the 10 Best Books of the Year by The New York Times Book Review Named a Best Book of the Year by Newsweek, The Denver Post, BuzzFeed, Kirkus Reviews, and Publishers Weekly Named a "Must-Read" by Flavorwire and New York Magazine's "Vulture" Blog A biting satire about a young man's isolated upbringing and the race trial that sends him to the Supreme Court, Paul Beatty's The Sellout showcases a comic genius at the top of his game. It challenges the sacred tenets of the United States Constitution, urban life, the civil rights movement, the father-son relationship, and the holy grail of racial equality—the black Chinese restaurant. Born in the "agrarian ghetto" of Dickens—on the southern outskirts of Los Angeles—the narrator of The Sellout resigns himself to the fate of lower-middle-class Californians: "I'd die in the same bedroom I'd grown up in, looking up at the cracks in the stucco ceiling that've been there since '68 quake." Raised by a single father, a controversial sociologist, he spent his childhood as the subject in racially charged psychological studies. He is led to believe that his father's pioneering work will result in a memoir that will solve his family's financial woes. But when his father is killed in a police shoot-out, he realizes there never was a memoir. All that's left is the bill for a drive-thru funeral. Fueled by this deceit and the general disrepair of his hometown, the narrator sets out to right another wrong: Dickens has literally been removed from the map to save California from further embarrassment. Enlisting the help of the town's most famous resident—the last surviving Little Rascal, Hominy Jenkins—he initiates the most outrageous action conceivable: reinstating slavery and segregating the local high school, which lands him in the Supreme Court.

Author : Brandon Turner
Publisher : Biggerpockets Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 : 9780997584707
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.0X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Invest in Real Estate written by Brandon Turner and published by Biggerpockets Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2018-10-31 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over the many years that we've been serving real estate investors, one of the most asked questions on our site has been, "How Do I Get Started in Real Estate Investing?" New investors will love the fundamentals and even experienced investors will appreciate the high-level view of strategies they may have never even considered. Don't let some guru tell you what the right path is for you. Read How to Invest in Real Estate and see all the paths in one place, so you can make the best choice for you, your family, and your financial future. This book will help new investors get a firm foundation to build their investing business upon. With topics ranging from how to gain a solid real estate education, real estate niches, financing, marketing, and more, this book is truly the definitive guide for helping new investors learn the ropes.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490585352
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.54/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Insurance Agent Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Insurance Agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Insurance Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Insurance Agent Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Insurance Agent joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Insurance Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Insurance Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Insurance Agent and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Insurance Agent brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Insurance Agent who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Insurance Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.